Looking at Lin Xi's murderous expression, Milkman trembled, his hands and feet trembled, and he nodded quickly.
Lin Xi raised her third finger:
"Third, I will separate you from this baby's soul at the appropriate time. I can't say this time, maybe three or two years, maybe thirty or fifty years. Within this time period,
If you are not honest, you know what the consequences will be."
"However, if nothing happens to you within this period of time, I can promise you that as long as conditions permit, I will find you a suitable body after peeling off your soul. But I will not do that.
And kill innocent people indiscriminately. For example, if someone is causing trouble for me, and your body is suitable for you, beat him until his soul is completely destroyed, and his body will be yours."
Lin Xi crossed her arms and looked at the suckling baby coldly.
"These three conditions, you either do as I say, or I'm cruel and kill you directly, it's your choice!"
The suckling baby kept nodding his head and accepting all the babbling expressions.
Lin Xi looked deeply at the milk-sucking baby.
"I know you can talk, so don't act cute with me. You're just a damn old gangster. I think you, a gangster like you, have to call me daddy. I'm going to get goosebumps..."
After saying that, Lin Xi turned around and left.
The milk-sucking baby suddenly looked ferocious, his mouth twisted, he cursed silently, and he hated Lin Xi to the core.
"What the hell, my main soul was destroyed by you, my virtual god was swallowed by you, and all my cultivation was lost. Fortunately, this dead child temporarily merged with a ray of my soul, allowing me to survive."
"But, what does it mean to be honest and not make mistakes? Can't I practice some training? If I don't practice, I will only have the strength of the Martial King's spiritual will at the first level. If I encounter any danger, I can't take action?"
"Ho! Little bastard, don't let me stand up, you will be the one to look good when the time comes..."
"Be my father. I ask you to be my father. I will eat up my stomach at a price and poop and urinate on you. Oh, my life should not be too miserable..."
…
From then on, Lin Xi's life became a little chaotic, and she couldn't even practice properly.
Duo Meimei chased him with her baby in her arms all day long, fearing that he would be gone for decades and leave her mother alone.
Moreover, I am so jealous of how beautiful this is.
Whenever someone of the same sex approaches Lin Xi, he immediately grabs Lin Xi's arm nervously and starts screaming and cursing.
What kind of fox, what kind of trash, what kind of smelly and shameless, what kind of ugly scolding made Bu Feiyan and Miffy not dare to come within ten feet of Lin Xi.
The most miserable one is Ling Ruoxi.
The beautiful dean had just established a relationship with Lin Xi, and they were passionate about having an affair. She always wanted to be alone and make love.
But where does this opportunity come from?
As soon as Ling Ruoxi appeared, Domei howled like a she-wolf, trying to fight Ling Ruoxi while holding her baby.
In the end, Lin Xi had to be pulled by one sleeve by Duomeili even when she was sleeping. Otherwise, she would stay up all night, being hysterical, throwing pots and bowls, and even biting Lin Xi with claws and claws.
"What the hell...if it weren't for your illness and your true intentions, I would have kicked you to the Nantianmen—"
Lin Xi roared anxiously, while the dead baby smiled evilly and remained silent. Duo Meili became more and more seriously ill. She held a knife in one hand and held the baby in the other. She coldly guarded Lin Xi. If she dared to step out of the house, she would just slash with the knife.
Lin Xi was desperate and had no choice but to change her strategy and treat Duo Mei with tender words and caress. She hugged the little girl and said those sweet words that even made her teeth ache.
Well, this has a very good effect. The beautiful knife has been put down, and it no longer roars and bites, but the guard is still chasing after him.
Thinking about it, this is not a problem, so I poured ecstasy on Duo Mei.
Are you saying that our family can't just sit back and have nothing?
There are so many people and monsters who want to eat, drink and practice. If you stay with me all day long, do you want everyone to starve to death together?
Duo Mei is also reasonable. People who live their lives nod their heads when they hear this and say, "The baby's daddy, we want to make money. The baby is old and we want to marry a wife. What can we do if we don't have money?"
Not only do we need to save money, but we also need to save a lot of money. It is best to save enough money to fit in a whole house, so that we can marry a beautiful fairy to be our daughter-in-law.
The dead baby looked at Lin Xi's evil smile, and his heart blossomed with joy.
"Mom, can you be your father without giving me some blood? Just gold and silver, I have to persuade you to get all kinds of cultivation resources. Once I am stripped away by you, you will definitely need countless
Use the resources to practice and advance..."
"Oh, it's not bad. Being a son can get something for nothing. With a powerful and cheap father, you will save dozens or hundreds of years of hard work..."
The dead baby was actually full of longing for such a life.
Lin Xi almost burst into tears when she saw Duomeili being so reasonable and she was finally liberated.
Just as she was about to leave, Duomei suddenly turned red, her eyes dimmed, and her body twisted. She put the dead baby aside and fell asleep, her eyes flying to Lin Xi's voice and she begged:
"Daddy, our land hasn't been cultivated for a long time, and it's all abandoned..."
As he said this, he took off his clothes and belt, leaving only three pieces to cover his body. He was so charming that he felt tired of his upper body.
Lin Xi was so frightened that she couldn't hug her, let alone push her away. When she glanced out of the corner of her eyes, she saw the sleeping dead baby. At this time, one of her eyes was slightly opened, looking at her with a half-smile.
"Lao Bancai, close your dead fish eyes. If you dare to look around, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"
Seeing Lin Xi's clothes being stripped off by Duomei, the dead boy laughed even more wickedly.
Lin Xi was embarrassed and directly grabbed Duo Mei's hand.
"Daddy, there is grass growing in the field. You have to plow it up, otherwise no crops will grow..."
Lin Xi was at a loss, and her head was sweating from nervousness.
"Listen to me, how beautiful it is, baby... baby is still awake..."
Duo Mei was startled and looked back at the dead baby on the corner of the bed.
The dead baby decisively closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"Dad, the baby is asleep. Let's be quiet. Don't make all the senior students wake up at night like we did before..."
before……
Lin Xi wanted to cry but had no tears.
How disrespectful are you to me in this fantasy world?
Seeing that Duomeili was about to take off all her clothes, Lin Xi decisively pinched the main artery on the side of Duomeili's neck, knocking her unconscious.
After arranging his clothes, he bent over and looked at the dead baby who was pretending to sleep fiercely.
"Old man, don't pretend to be so pretentious. Pretend if you believe it or not, I will slap you..."
The dead baby sighed and reluctantly opened his eyes.
"Tell me, how did you create this illusion?"
The dead baby's consciousness transmitted the message, shouting that he was innocent.
"It's not all magic. This girl herself is full of all kinds of fantasies. I just take advantage of the situation and use my thoughts to create an illusion that blends with her desired fantasy, which naturally leads to various dream experiences. That's all...
…”
That's it?
Lin Xi thought it was an evil magic, but it turned out that it also required the cooperation of Duo Mei's own consciousness and wishes.
As soon as Lin Xi pointed at the center of her beautiful eyebrows, her spiritual consciousness entered, and she saw all kinds of dirty dreams.
She even saw that Duo Meili had no self-esteem and was eagerly courting her. All kinds of unspeakable scenes made Lin Xi's blood boil and her heart beat hot.
At this time, he had no choice but to cooperate with Duo Mei's imagination, use his spiritual consciousness to create a scene, and make nonsense of Duo Mei.
…
Duo Meili fainted, but she was very satisfied in the illusion. Finally, in the illusion, she was tired and fell asleep, and Lin Xi quickly ran away.
"This peat, this is not a temptation that I, as a young man, can withstand. My damn... beast's blood is boiling..."
After walking out of the courtyard gate, you naturally came to Ling Ruoxi's courtyard.
Thinking about all the evil things in such a beautiful fantasy, Lin Xi could not control her impulse at this moment, so she directly pushed open the courtyard door and rushed towards Ling Ruoxi's bedroom.
"Today, I want to bid farewell to my youth, bid farewell to my youth, and become a real man. Roar——"
Like an angry tiger, Lin Xi rushed in headlessly, banging open the door, only to hear a scream of extreme fear.
ah--
Lin Xi shook his head, suppressed the boiling animal blood, and took a closer look, but was instantly confused.
In Ling Ruoxi's house, there was a huge bathtub carved out of blue eucalyptus wood placed in the middle of the floor.
The water vapor in the bathtub was thick, and in the water vapor stood a trembling female body, with her hands covering her shameful parts.
How can Lin Xi care about the eye of a needle at this time?
He turned on his night pupils almost subconsciously, and the water vapor could not block the penetration of his night pupils.
Mimimi...fei?
Lin Xi's head buzzed and she almost stumbled.
I came here for my beautiful dean. Shouldn’t the person in this bathtub be Ling Ruoxi?
How could it be Miffy?
…
At this time, in a small forest in Luohua Wuyuan, the moonlight was dim and clear, insects were chirping at night, and the grass was wet.
Two wonderful figures were facing each other here.
"King Yanwu, you called this court out in the middle of the night. What do you want to do?"
Ling Ruoxi's attitude towards King Yanwu was somewhat unpretentious.
King Yanwu's eyebrows were dancing and he looked a little arrogant.
"It doesn't have to be like this, right? After all, we sisters have fought side by side before. Sister Yan, I gave you Xiaohuandan when you were injured..."
snort!
Ling Ruoxi could not deny King Yanwu's dedication.
"If you feel that you have suffered a loss, we can discount the price and our hospital will repay you twice as much..."
Tsk!
King Yanwu seemed to enjoy watching Ling Ruoxi look so angry.
"Sister Ling, what are you talking about? Sooner or later, we will be a family. My little man has recognized you, but you are still so alienated from me? Besides, I'll give you five times the price. Can you buy it for me?
A small return pill?"
you……
Ling Ruoxi couldn't answer the question and simply changed the topic.
"What are you talking about? Who's sister are you? Who is your sister? You don't even look at your age and want to take advantage of this hospital. Are you 70 years old?"
ha!
King Yanwu laughed heartily, finally forcing Ling Ruoxi's thinking to become confused and unable to resist.
Well, give my little man some more time, but I don’t know if that girl Miffy will be in pain...
"You also know that you are 70 years old? Then you are the sister? I always thought that sister, you are only 40 or 50 years old, but it turns out that you are already 70 years old..."
"So what, is aunt still coming? Hehe..."
Ling Ruoxi immediately realized that she had been tricked and became furious.
Ancient!
Does that mean that for mortals, even if I am an old woman, are you still very young when you are forty or fifty?
"King Yanwu, don't do this or that with me, sister. Since we're so awkward, let's have a fight. Whoever wins will go around. Even if we are a real family in the future, we have to listen to the winner.