Don't think that your brother-in-law and I are a fool.
Your sister is at least twice as nice to you as she is to me, right?
Pat your conscience and think about it, is it interesting for you to slander your sister like this?
Your sister holds you in her hands for fear of falling, and holds you in her mouth for fear of melting.
Is she willing to beat you?
Brother-in-law, why don’t I believe it?”
In one sentence, Lin Bai was so choked that he couldn't say anything.
Sister Xianyuan was kind to him all the time and everywhere.
Treating his cheap brother, he was just like raising a son born by himself, pampering and pampering him, for fear that Lin Bai would be a little bit inappropriate or uncomfortable.
Therefore, despite what Shui Shuiyun said just now, Jin Mai knew that something must have happened between the two siblings.
But Shui Shuiyun was willing to beat his brother-in-law.
Jin Mai wouldn't believe it even if he beat him to death.
"Tell me, did you make any unreasonable request to your sister? When she was rejected, you thought of your brother-in-law and me.
Then, he came up with a self-inflicted trick to trick me into agreeing for your sister.
Is that so?"
Self-inflicted harm?
Bitter meat scheme?
Lin Bai felt that his mind was indeed not as big as that of his cheap brother-in-law.
What the hell is this?
“No…you don’t believe your brother-in-law, right?
Then if it was really my sister who beat me, you should make the decision for me or not!"
Jin Mai would not really believe what Lin Bai said and sneered:
"whispering sound!
I can believe that when your sister goes back tonight, she will definitely make my brother-in-law kneel on the washboard. I will not believe that she will be willing to beat you!
So, I really want to do this job.
But, keep making it up!"
Uh... ugh!
Brother-in-law, you are awesome!
They say you are a war madman with all kinds of conspiracies and tricks.
However, according to what Xiaobai observed today, it’s not that good!
How could I make you stupid with such a little trick?
"You don't believe it, do you?
But brother-in-law, if it is true, you are the one who made the decision for me!
We men, we don’t want to cheat, right?
Then listen carefully, my lord, you have really decided to give me your brother-in-law!"
Jin Mai felt a little scared in his heart.
"It can't be true, right?
My wife’s virtues are unknown to others, so why don’t I know it?
He didn't hit me lightly or severely, just like a domestic violence woman.
But when it comes to beating her brother-in-law, even if she hurts herself in a hurry, she won’t be able to raise her hand!"
Looking at Lin Bai's determined look, Jin Mai felt somewhat guilty.
But think about what Shui Shuiyun has done to her brother Lin Xi and Lin Xi's doppelgänger Lin Bai in the past few years.
Immediately full of confidence, you are so young, you want to fool your brother-in-law?
Brother-in-law, what kind of IQ is that?
Can I be fooled by you?
"OK!
As long as you can prove that your sister really beat you.
Brother-in-law, I won’t say anything anymore, just do whatever you want!”
Lin Bai smiled strangely, stared at the pig-headed face, suddenly became angry, turned his back to Jin Mai and stopped talking.
Jin Mai is confused.
Buzz!
A vigorous figure crossed directly across.
When he saw Lin Bai's back, he immediately raised his foot and kicked it.
"It's too big!
You really came here to fool your brother-in-law!
I'm so angry, I'll kick you to death, kick you to death, kick you to death!
I’ll make you a death squad, I’ll make you a death squad!”
With a series of kicks, Jin Mai's eyes immediately trembled until a double image appeared in front of his eyes.
Damn, what a beating!
He even chased her to the Colosseum.
Oh my God!
Isn't this a dream?
Jin Mai was really confused this time.
Lost!
I lost to my brother-in-law who looked harmless.
The problem was, from Shui Shuiyun's furious screams and curses, he already knew what Lin Bai was going to do.
What the hell, a drunken and harmless alcoholic actually wants to go to the battlefield?
Just go up there for a walk and watch the battle between the gods.
Do you still dare to think about forming a death squad?
My dear brother-in-law, are you preparing to commit suicide?
In this regard, he strongly agreed with Liuyun's wife.
Absolutely cannot agree!
Our Tianji tribe has a population of hundreds of millions. If we put down our martial arts, we are the common people, and if we practice martial arts, we will become the iron-blooded warriors.
Is it your turn to be here, a drunkard?
Besides, even if I agree, once your sister gets angry, who the hell can stand it?
So at this time, Lord Jinmai, the commander of the special force who was not even afraid of death, actually chose to grease the soles of his feet and prepare to escape.
However, how could things be as simple as he thought?
Since Lin Bai had even come to the Colosseum, he would never return empty-handed.
A death squad, brother-in-law, do you dare to keep your word?
Almost at Jinmai, ready to cross, the moment I just lifted my feet.
A panda eye appeared in front of me.
This eye almost touched the tip of his nose, and he let out a cold snort of contempt.
"What?
Are you ready to break your promise and get fat?
Aren't you ready to make the decision for your dear brother-in-law?
Let me ask you, are you still a man?
As long as you dare to say that you are not a man, I will take my sister away immediately.
You know, in the entire forty-nine cities, including all the Tianji tribe, the high-level Tianji tribe warriors who covet my sister can line up from the endless sea to the Xuanhuang Holy City!"
Jin Mai immediately didn't dare to move.
As a berserker, a military strategist, and a conspirator, what dirty tricks can't you use when facing the enemy?
What the hell do you keep your word, what the hell do you mean what you say.
Let me tell you, that’s called stupid, right?
However, what the brother-in-law said directly touched Jin Mai's weakness.
Wochao, do you want to be so cruel?
You also know that my brother-in-law has been secretly in love with your cheap sister for thousands of years!
I finally rolled onto a bed, and now you tell me, will you take your sister away?
Brother-in-law Jinmai immediately became hairy.
"Hey hey hey, how do you talk?
Who is not a man?
Ask your sister, is there any man in the world who is more masculine than your brother-in-law?
Come on, isn't it just a death squad?
How do you want to fix it?"
"Jinmai loves love..."
A sharp and long scream sounded.
Shui Shuiyun immediately went berserk.
"Come here, come here, mother!"
Let me see if you are a man!
I dare not take my words seriously, is your skin itchy or tight?"
Jin Mai immediately left.
But instead of rolling in front of Shui Shuiyun, he rolled directly behind his brother-in-law.
“Well, cough, cough, what about my wife, please listen to me first, okay?
Can you please save some face for me, the commander-in-chief?"
Ho ho ho!
Hahaha!
At this time, there were tens of millions of veterans of the Tianji Tribe inside the Colosseum.
When these guys heard Jin Mai's call, they rolled and crawled on the ground and came from all the major Tianji City Colosseums.
He just accepted the special forces assessment and had to join the army again, fight for the honor of Master Lin Xian, and avenge the tragic death of thirty brothers of the human race.
These veterans originally felt that it was very rare for Lin Bai, a pretty boy, to be beaten into a pig's head.
Unexpectedly, my commander-in-chief, Mr. Jinmai, turned out to be a strict henpecker.
He was so afraid of his wife that he did not dare to face her, so he hid behind his brother-in-law and begged for mercy.
All the veterans laughed loudly, roared in jest, and even whistled loudly.
This made Jin Mai's face turn as red as a monkey's butt in an instant.
A pair of loveless eyes appeared from the brother-in-law's shoulders, and he kept winking at Shuiyun Yun, meaning my wife depends on the situation!
Only then did Shui Shuiyun realize that he had done what he had done today.
However, even if he had done it, he could not let Lin Bai do whatever he wanted.
His metallic divine body, which has been awakened four times, has never fallen or fought with anyone since ancient times.
Without any actual combat experience, it is hard to say what the level of strength is.
Such a young master wants to lead a suicide squad to charge into battle?
"snort!
Forget it, I won’t argue with you about this.
Shuiliujin, if you still think you are a bloodline of my Shuiliu family.
Immediately now, my sister and I will go back to Xiaozhu. It’s time to drink and drink, and it’s time to sleep. You don’t have to worry about the war!"
What?
What the hell is this guy doing?
How dare you utter such arrogant words and want to lead a death squad to the front line?
Do you want to laugh me to death?
Do you want to laugh me to death?
At this time, a veteran of medium build but covered in tendons came out swinging.
He squinted his eyes and looked Lin Bai up and down.
"Tsk, with such a small body, let alone leading a death squad.
I give you a chicken and two ducks, can you kill them?
Listen to your sister, just drink, sleep, eat and wait to die!
Amid the military, a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, is that a place where you, a playboy, can stay?"
These veterans, youzi, all participated in the Battle of the Hunting God tens of millions of years ago.
Each one of them is not only strong in battle, but also has qualifications and so on. They don't show much face to the junior officers.
In addition, they themselves, like Jin Mai and Shui Shuiyun, have a very good relationship and feel like brothers.
Therefore, when I stood up and joked and scolded Lin Bai, I didn't even think that I would offend anyone.
Before the water flow and clouds rush, the red face turns pale, and the roaring mountains and tsunami-like teasing sounds rise one wave after another.
There is no other way. Veterans come here and there are too many people who want to join the special forces.
Even in the Colosseum, there are hundreds of arenas where crazy one-on-one fights are going on.
Only the winner can win the position of squad leader, so the brothers who usually want to wear a pair of pants are like facing the enemy one by one, killing them with roars and blood, even if their bones are broken and their muscles are broken.
Even though I folded, I didn’t want to come down.
Most of these veterans have practiced some skills of the gods, especially physical skills, combat skills and martial arts, which are their favorites.
As for Gaowu, that thing can be used when fighting enemies.
No one is so shameless as to kill his own brother now.
At this time, Lin Bai looked at this veteran who was not tall but extremely tough and tough and said, Youzi.
"Hey, are you looking down on me?
Why don't you make a bet with me?
We brothers went straight to the ring and punched each other to see who could lie down first.
Brother, if you defeat me, I will return to Yunxiaozhu with my tail between my legs, and I will not come out even if the sky falls.
But, if I win, do you dare to agree and join my death squad?"
The strong and sturdy veteran's eyes were on fire.
He gestured with his middle finger and shouted:
"Just you?
Don't say I'll hit you once. Thousands of years ago, I would have beaten a hundred people like you.
So, I made a bet as you said, and I agreed, whoever dares to intimidate will be my grandson!"
At this time, Lin Bai gave him a middle finger and felt his blood boiling.
"It's okay, a bit manly.
Unlike a certain brother-in-law of mine, I don’t even say anything bad about him!"
Jin Mai was angry and just wanted to speak, but was directly stopped by Shui Shuiyun.
"Let him go through all the trouble and get beaten up and unable to get up. Let's see if he still dares to think about the Suicide Squad!"
Lin Bai raised his middle finger and turned in a circle towards all the veterans present.
"Is there anyone who dares to go up and have a fight or bet?"