Chapter 2740: Cheating on food, drinking, and feelings
The courtyard door is not very wide. Long Zhui's huge body, even though it is leaning against the door frame on one side, blocks two-thirds of the courtyard door.
If Lin Ergou wants to go out, he must turn sideways to go out.
However, as long as Long Zhui stood up straight, Lin Ergou could only squeeze out even if he turned sideways.
This is typical trouble-finding!
If Lin Ergou really passed by sideways or even squeezed out, it would be like he was afraid of the dragon chasing him and didn't want to cause trouble, so he lowered his head and ran away.
Long Zhui was planning to embarrass Sanyaozi, who was said to have lost his memory, so that he would be frightened when he saw him, so as to plant the seed in his heart that he could not compete with him.
But, who is Lin Ergou?
In my memory, when I was a loser, I was constantly humiliated by the Lin family brothers and sisters, and even beaten by the slaves who gave birth to children. At that time, he was unable to resist, but he never gave up.
Even if you beat me to death, you won't cry out in pain, and if you beat me to death, you won't even ask for help.
Not to mention, Lin Ergou now faced an ant-like dragon chasing him.
The creatures in the Dragon Realm are naturally much stronger than the creatures on the mainland.
For example, the current Long Zhui has a force of one million kilograms in both arms.
On the Nine Chaos Continent, warriors in the Li Chaos Realm would never have such power.
If you want to shake a million-pound boulder with just your physical strength, there are only three types of people on the mainland.
One is that the divine body with metallic and earth attributes must be awakened.
One is physical cultivation, which must be cultivated to at least the second level.
The three are that if you cultivate to the peak Martial King realm, you don’t need to cultivate your physical body, and your physical body will become stronger as your realm improves.
This means that a young man in a remote mountain village in Longyu, who is only seventeen or eighteen years old, already has the physical strength of a martial arts cultivator at the pinnacle of the Mainland Martial King Realm.
In this regard, Lin Ergou had to admit that even if the descendant of the dragon had never practiced martial arts, his physical fitness was not generally strong.
Just like Sister Long Kenai, who is only seven or eight years old, but with that kind of strength, she is a peak warrior of the Chaos Realm on the Nine Chaos Continent, and she is destined to lose in an arm-wrestle.
Lin Ergou walked towards the courtyard gate without even thinking about passing by sideways or forcing his way out when Long Zhui stood upright.
Lin Ergou's physical body, under normal weight, is less than half the size of Long Zhui.
This made Long Zhui always dissatisfied and angry, why should he act like a weak chicken?
Why is it so much stronger than him?
Sanyaozi was injured when he rolled down the mountain and lost his memory. He should have been drinking and celebrating at home at this time.
However, no matter which house he went to, especially the beautiful young widows from the village whom he was thinking about, every one of them showed heartache and sadness.
When they arrived at a house, everyone was silently cooking dragon and beast meat porridge for Sanyazi. There were also many magical herbs and elixirs in it that were usually reluctant to use.
This made Long Zhui jealous, so he wandered around and subconsciously came to the door of Sanyaozi's house.
I stretched my head and saw that these three young men were staring at a wall in a daze.
He became even more angry.
Next door is Long Kenai's home. There are only two people in the house, Long Er's aunt and Long Kenai's orphaned and widowed mother.
Long Kenai's father, Long Er, lost his footing and fell from the top of Longya Mountain a year ago while hunting a flying dragon beast, and was reduced to a pulp.
Aunt Long is a flower in the village. She is less than thirty years old, but no matter what, she is the object of sexual desire for many young adults.
However, Aunt Long did not show any pretense to anyone, and her personality was extremely aggressive.
Long Zhui once climbed over the courtyard wall and took advantage of the darkness to peek at Aunt Long taking a bath.
However, Aunt Long almost broke her calf with a dragon blood wood stick.
However, in the eyes of Aunt Long Er, the neighbor Long Sanyazi is like a son.
Long Sanyazi's parents died early, leaving only a single seedling.
When Long Er was alive, Aunt Long started to help with everything like eating, washing clothes, etc.
After Long Eryi died, Long Eryi regarded Long Eryi as her own son.
In fact, apart from not sleeping under the same roof, the two families did everything to make the three of them stand at attention.
It was precisely because Aunt Long was here that some green-skinned lazy men in the village did not dare to provoke Aunt Long easily.
There was once a scoundrel who kept pestering Aunt Long and even blocked her in the room to force her.
The three men had sharp ears and eyes. When they heard the noise, they jumped over the wall and almost beat the scoundrel to death with one punch.
Long Sanyazi also became the patron saint of Long Er Aunt and her daughter.
This made Long Zhui even more jealous. He always looked for trouble and couldn't get along with Sanyazi.
At this time, when he saw Sanyazi, he said, "A good dog doesn't block the way!"
Damn, it doesn’t look like you’ve lost your memory!
This guy seems to recognize me!
Long Zhui looked at Lin Ergou who was getting closer and closer.
Narrowing his eyes:
"Thief Sun, do you still remember who I am?"
Well……
Lin Ergou stopped, feeling a little angry at the clamoring of such ants in his heart.
However, at this time he had to pretend to have lost his memory.
Suddenly he touched the back of his head and grinned awkwardly.
"Isn't it the poodle that dug a hole in the ditch bottom and barked all day long?
When did you learn to speak human language?
Became a sperm?
You can’t…”
Long Zhui directly
Exploded.
This idiot is definitely pretending and has definitely not lost his memory.
This is the rhythm of being in the village, cheating on food, drinking and cheating on feelings.
All of a sudden, Long Zhui couldn't control his emotions.
Lin Ergou rushed towards him like a tiger.
“Isn’t this dog-food guy amnesia?
Do you still remember the poodle on the Longkanzi at the bottom of the ditch?
Come on, let's go to the village under the dragon tree and let everyone see this liar.
Long Xiang'er, Long Niu'er and the others were all making meat porridge, and the little Fengshao widow from Long Er's house next door was also making meat porridge.
It has almost trampled on the walls of Fenghuo Little Widow.
Are you still thinking of pushing open all the girls’ windows?”
Crack!
Lin Ergou saw the tiger charging towards him, and the roaring dragon chased him like a mountain.
I was immediately confused.
This is because jealousy turns into hatred, and he is thinking about many Long Niu!
Immediately it dawned on me.
For some male animals, whoever is popular with women is their natural enemy.
What the hell is this?
As soon as he raised his hand, he grabbed one of Long Zhui's big arms and dodged back and forth. Long Zhui, who was dragging his arm in severe pain and unable to exert any strength, threw him out the door.
"Go away!"
Long Zhui's body, which weighed at least a thousand kilograms, was just like a piece of grass in Lin Ergou's hands and was thrown out.
With a roar, Long Zhui rushed out of the courtyard door, kicking his feet, and immediately swept the courtyard door down.
In the smoke and dust, Lin Ergou bared his teeth.
I feel sorry for Long Sanyazi.
But this matter was caused by Long Zhui's provocation.
If you don't pay for it and don't repair it, Lin Ergou won't mind clearing his whole yard.
Such movement naturally alarmed the neighbors.
Everyone rushed out of their homes one after another and looked at Long Zhui, who had just climbed up from the dust and howled fiercely.
"Long Zhui, this kid is causing trouble again.
The three of them have lost their memory, yet they still bully him like this.
This is not kind!"
Long Zhui was almost furious.
"Can you please just talk to your belly and discuss it?
Am I acting like a bully?
Long Sanyazi relied on his own strength, and without saying anything to me, he scolded me, humiliated me, and threw me out of the yard.
This courtyard door collapsed, it was knocked down when he threw me away.
But none of this matters.
The important thing is that this grandson pretends to have amnesia.
You are a beast who cheats on food and drink and cheats on your feelings!"