Chapter 2789: Bodyguards can’t do it, but scoundrels can
He came in angrily and coldly and arrogantly wanted to be Lin Ergou's bodyguard. Of course, he had to come back to look for Lin Ergou's pterosaur.
He wanted to stay away from Lin Ergou several times, but as soon as he chose to stay away, the fragments of the picture of the Shepherd in his crop disappeared.
The fragment of the picture of the Shepherd has not only accompanied him for more than tens of millions of years, but is also a sacred treasure of the goddess sister.
The only mission he has survived to this day is to wait for the destined person according to the mission given by the goddess sister, and help the destined person collect the complete picture of the Shepherd God.
However, he was too reluctant to hand over the picture of the Shepherd to others, not to mention that this hateful human being was not the kind he liked.
The key is, if he doesn't like it, he can tear it to pieces with one claw or bite him to death with one mouth.
He had done this kind of thing countless times tens of millions of years ago.
Because of this, I was scolded countless times by my goddess sister.
In the end, Sister Goddess had to wipe his ass and was busy consuming a lot of life force to reshape the creatures he tore to pieces and killed.
However, he is the dragon pet of the goddess sister.
Sister Goddess has a deep relationship with him, and has never beaten him for this, nor does she have any intention of abandoning him.
However, what he wants to do most right now is to tear this so-called destined person to pieces and bite him to death.
However, he couldn't do it anymore.
The dragon's claws that can tear through space and time, and the dragon's teeth that can bite through divine treasures, can't even leave a trace on this hateful, despicable, cunning person.
This made him extremely disgusted with Lin Ergou, so he almost subconsciously chose to stay away from Lin Ergou with the damaged picture of the Shepherd.
But, we can't stay away.
Only when he gets close to Lin Ergou, the picture of the Shepherd God will magically appear in his crop again.
Try taking it out and playing with it, it really does exist.
I tried to leave for a while, but the crop bag was empty. There was nothing left, and the dragon consciousness couldn't even scan it.
Angry, frustrated, and unwilling!
But what can be done?
I had no choice but to pursue that abominable human being and come to Longshou City.
However, there are many ant-like creatures in Longshou City, and the appearance of a giant dragon like himself will frighteningly cause huge commotion.
The key is that his dragon consciousness has already seen Lin Ergou, who seems to be the third city lord of this big city.
If he dared to appear unscrupulously in the Dragon Head City, causing death and causing riots, it is estimated that this hateful destined person would really beat him up.
It's not impossible to kill him.
One of the dragon's talents is its capriciousness.
With a small transformation technique, the pterosaur transformed into a humanoid, Burning Nian.
The dragon scales all over his body turned into an awesome armor.
Entered Longshou City, entered the city lord's mansion, and blackmailed Lin Ergou.
However, the dragon's proud nature made it impossible for him to have a good impression of Lin Ergou.
He pushed away all the guards who were blocking him, raised his head, and pointed his nostrils to the sky.
At most, I'll be a bodyguard for this disgusting guy like you.
It means that this dragon has the ability to protect your safety.
Although this dragon has no choice but to follow you.
But this dragon will never bow down to you.
Lin Ergou smiled.
Not to mention that he still has the Eye of Delusion, but he doesn't. Just read his thought wave language and you will know who he is.
However, for this unruly little guy, well... he is actually an old guy, Lin Ergou must also show vigilance and huge distrust.
Playing hard to get is not too difficult.
Anyway, I already know that you must follow me, and I need to be polite to you?
"I said, who are you?
Come or not, you will be my bodyguard. Are you a level eight dragon warrior?"
Lin Ergou pretended to be stupid and wanted to teach Pterodactyl a lesson and dampen his spirit.
Otherwise, with this guy's virtue, he has never suffered any loss following the Great God King Jumang, and he has developed an arrogant character that no one looks down upon. If he follows him, he will only cause trouble for himself.
Longyi folded his arms, raised his neck, and his nostrils were level with the scales.
"Hey, who am I?
I am the invincible one who can conquer the Dragon Realm, and I am the one who can control the ghosts in the universe. Long Xiaoyi is the one!
What the hell, I haven’t heard anyone say that, you bumpkin!”
The escort members of Longqi had already crawled out from the group of dragon beasts at the seventh and eighth levels.
They felt that they simply could not live anymore.
The appearance of this burning year not only dampened their newly ignited ambitions.
With a casual pull, they were thrown into the pile of feces and urine.
Yes, as soon as Long Xiaoyi appeared at this time, those dragon beasts that were still wailing became silent.
But what the heck, Long Xiaoyi has entered the square. These dragon beasts are originally afraid of Lin Ergou's powerful aura.
At this time, Xiaoyi's dragon bloodline was suppressing him to the point where his intestines and stomach were about to be pulled out.
Imagine that there are seventy or eighty seven or eight level dragon beasts. The larger ones are as big as a mountain, and the smaller ones are several times larger than the palace of Longfuhu.
How much inventory does such a dragon beast have in its belly?
Almost all the feces and urine were pulled out. Even the square in the city lord's palace, no matter how wide it was, was almost submerged.
Suddenly, the entire city lord's palace was filled with a stench, and many of the guards crawled out of the pile of feces and urine, already half-conscious from the fumes.
As soon as they left the pile of feces and urine, they immediately squatted down and started vomiting. They probably even vomited out the milk they had eaten when they were children.
Long Xiaoyi didn't feel much about this.
After all, his own true body is so huge that a ravine could be filled with just a soak of feces and urine.
However, Xiao Ke couldn’t bear it!
"Brother Sanyazi, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to vomit -"
Long Xiaoyi also wanted to brag a bit, thinking that Lin Ergou didn't know what he was doing.
But Lin Ergou was unhappy.
It was originally going to dampen his spirit, but now his voice and expression were even more stern.
"You really want to be my bodyguard, fine!
Aren’t you the invincible warrior who conquers the world and dominates the universe?
Come on, come on, since you have talent and expertise in this area.
Immediately wipe this shit out of me. Maybe I will consider whether you are qualified to be my bodyguard.
If that doesn't work, roll as far as you can.
I have never seen a guy who boasts more awesomely than you!"
Crack!
What did you say?
Long Xiaoyi immediately became angry and pointed at Lin Ergou, trembling with anger.
"You...are you going to let Benlong...Xiaoyi be the shit-sweeper?
You, you... you really want to fight or what?"
How could Lin Ergou give him face?
"How?
It would also be your honor to work as a shit shovel for me.
He can't even be a good job as a shit-sweeper, but he still wants to be a bodyguard.
How big is your tongue?"
"I, I, I...benbenben...
The fuck officer and the bodyguard, do they have anything to do with each other?
If you want to fight, just talk, I... Xiaoyi will prove it to you!
Do you know how pig heads are eaten?"
Xiaoyi was so angry that he almost showed his true colors and wanted to fight Lin Ergou desperately.
But thinking about the dragon tooth that he almost broke, he suppressed his anger immediately.
“Okay, shoveling shit, isn’t that what shit is?
Is there something?
But after shoveling the shit, you have to promise me that I will be your bodyguard and never leave you!"
Lin Ergou snorted.
"What a beautiful thought!
Let's work as a shit shovel first, then we can talk about being a bodyguard.
There is an existence that can destroy me, can you do it yourself?"
Xiaoyi roared in his heart:
Why do you think Ben Long is willing to be your bodyguard?
If it weren't for the fact that Mu Shen Tu left you and disappeared, it would be strange that I would pay no attention to you!
Xiaoyi cursed hard in his heart, feeling that he had been abandoned by his goddess sister.
Just a destined person, how can I be more valued by the goddess sister than Xiaoyi and me?
Involuntarily, bad emotions such as loneliness, desolation, depression, anger, etc. arise.
When he thought of the picture of the Goddess of Shepherd, evil thoughts suddenly arose in Xiaoyi's heart.
"Yes, when Ben Long controlled the Shepherd God, although he could not activate the full power of the Shepherd God, with the Whip of the Shepherd in his hand, he could basically hit whoever he wanted to hit!
This Long Sanyao is just a bit physically powerful, is it possible that he can still withstand the whipping of the Shepherd's whip?"
When evil thoughts come up, he opens his mouth and spits out the picture of the faun.
He pressed his hands on the fragment of the picture of the Goddess of Shepherd, gritted his teeth and roared:
"Ben... Xiaoyi can only be a shit shovel?"
Not even qualified to be your bodyguard?
Come on, come on, if you can withstand a whip from me, Xiaoyi, you are awesome, I will shovel shit for you immediately!"
I feel cruel in my heart, if I don’t beat the shit out of you, I will...
He controlled the God of Shepherd countless times tens of millions of years ago.
The dragon energy in his body is so majestic that it is worth countless ninth-level dragon warriors.
But he felt that he had poured a river of dragon essence into the fragment of the God of Shepherd, but what the hell, there was no movement in the fragment of the God of Shepherd.
"Bring out my whip and whip that annoying Ao Ao Ao Ang to death!"
Lin Ergou now doesn't want the picture of the Shepherd God to appear in other people's eyes.
Immediately, a great deception spell directly enveloped the entire city lord's palace.
All the local creatures who saw the picture of the Shepherd God, including Long Kenai, Long Fuhu and Long Ying, immediately fell into some kind of illusion.
In the illusion, there is also the power to erase their memories, and the scene where Xiaoyi sacrificed himself to the Shepherd God was directly erased.
Lin Ergou was also surprised.
Immediately he knew that he was the so-called destined person chosen by the goddess.
At this time, Xiaoyi urged the Shepherd's Whip to whip himself, but it was absolutely impossible.
Lin Ergou smiled and held Long Kenai, who was sleeping in his arms, and looked at the furious Long Xiaoyi.
In the end, Long Xiaoyi was not able to activate the Mu Shen Tu, but he lost a lot of Long Yuan.
This made him take the picture of the Goddess of Shepherd, look at it front and back many times, and roar at Lin Ergou.
"Tell me, did you get a fake picture of a faun and replace it with the real one of this dragon?"
Lin Ergou raised his hand and touched his neck. The position was equivalent to the place where he had torn off a piece of dragon scale under Xiaoyi's reverse scale.
"Believe it or not, after chatting with me, I pulled out all the scales on your body?"
Long Xiaoyi was so angry that she vomited blood. She smelled the picture of the Goddess with her nose and felt that it still smelled like the goddess sister.
He looked up doubtfully:
"You really didn't do anything?"
Lin Ergou said disgustedly:
"If I want it, I can crush you to death in the Million Mountains and just rob you.
Is it necessary to work hard to do this?
Just tell me if you want to shovel shit.
If you want the position of shit shoveler, take it, don't just get out of here.
What a destined person, who do you love?"
Xiaoyi was unwilling to give in, but still put the picture of the Shepherd into his own crop.
"Shit-shocking officer... Damn it, you really can't be a bodyguard anymore?"
"Tsk, are you annoyed?
Either start shoveling or get out, do you want me to tell you a second or third time?