Chapter 593: You already have bad breath, are you a noble idiot?
Chapter 593: You already have bad breath, are you a noble idiot?
"Unless you are a Talisman Master, not only will I not let you go, I will beat you to death!"
This fourth-level talisman master stole the show today. He was so excited that he almost fainted.
There are tens of thousands of talisman masters. If he relied on his true skills, he would have no chance of becoming famous in the world.
This country bumpkin was caught today. He is still that kind of naive guy. He seems to have offended all the Talisman Masters present. It just so happens that he can step on this guy and make a name for himself.
"Beat to death..."
Lin Xi's anger was gradually aroused by this guy.
"I'm talking about this distinguished fourth-level Talisman Master. You have told me three times that you want to beat me to death!"
The fourth-level talisman master tightened his grip and didn't even notice that there was a demonic intention deep in Lin Xi's night pupils, and bloodshot threads like a demonic dragon gradually emerged from the bottom of his eyes.
"What's going on? To say that beating you to death is an understatement. I'm also telling you that you can't prove that you are a Talisman Master, yet you dare to blaspheme the great and noble profession of Talisman Master. Even if I don't do anything, do you think the number of people present is
Will tens of thousands of talisman masters agree?"
If a Talisman Master kills someone, the government will usually turn a blind eye and turn a blind eye to it, turning it into a trivial matter. They must always give face to the Talisman Master Guild.
Especially in this situation, in the presence of countless Talisman masters, they maliciously blasphemed, caused public outrage, were buried alive with fists and feet, and were beaten to death. It is estimated that the murderer will not be found.
"Yes! Boy, didn't you say you are a talisman master? Then I ask you, do you know how many tools are needed to make a talisman? Do you know the talisman pen and what kind of demonic beast's hair is used to make it most effective? You
Do you know where the most economical and practical talisman paper is produced? Do you know how the properties of the animal blood used to make the talisman ink are determined, and what is the effect of absorbing the animal blood from that part?"
A fifth-level talisman master, as if he was afraid that others would not know how much he knew, kept questioning Lin Xi, and his spittle splashed onto Lin Xi's face.
Lin Xi was speechless, raised his hand to wipe his face, frowned and said:
"I said, has anyone ever told you that you actually have bad breath?"
Ouch!
The fifth-level talisman master who showed off his knowledge immediately blushed and subconsciously covered his mouth.
The fourth-level talisman master who grabbed Lin Xi's collar saw that someone was trying to steal his limelight, and immediately pushed the guy with bad breath aside with his shoulder.
"Stop talking about those useless things. Do you know how to make talismans?"
Lin Xi pointed at the warrior's mouth, the fifth-level talisman master looked ashamed.
"He has bad breath!"
Damn it, all the talisman masters are defeated.
We are discussing the issue of whether you are a Talisman Master. This is related to whether you can survive under our big guys.
Are you... caring about other people's bad breath?
Seeing this, the fourth-level talisman master felt even more proud.
He grabbed Lin Xi by the collar and shook it vigorously, shouting excitedly:
"Comrades, you see, this guy looked around and didn't dare to mention making talismans at all. What does it mean? It means that he talks nonsense and pretends to be a talisman master. This is an insult to our sacred profession and must not be treated lightly.
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Lin Xi was looking at this mad dog-like guy at this moment.
"Which of your ears heard me say that I am no longer a Talisman Master?"
Mad Dog Talisman Master roared:
"Then do you dare to make a talisman on the spot? I don't think you can do it, right? Have you never seen what a talisman pen looks like? You're just a prototype. If you insult my profession as a talisman master, I won't kill you!"
At this time, the Talisman Masters were in a heated mood, and their senses towards this arrogant boy were getting worse and worse.
"Don't look around. If you don't make a talisman today, you will be hung on the city gate and exposed to the public, so that everyone in the world will know what awe is!"
Lin Xi reached out and grabbed the fifth-level talisman master who covered his mouth and lowered his head, walking away in shame.
"Hey, hey, don't leave. Don't you know, right? This fifth-level Talisman Master has really bad breath. Which of you doesn't find it disgusting? Come here and smell it?"
"you--"
The Talisman Master with bad breath almost went crazy.
Countless talisman masters are here, and they just want to show their face and make a name for themselves. If you catch me with bad breath, what do you mean?
At this time, the guy with bad breath had fire in his eyes and wanted to burn Lin Xi to death.
Seeing this expression, Lin Xi threw away the fourth-level talisman master's hand that was grabbing his collar, put his hands on his hips, pointed and roared:
"What's wrong? Bad breath is just bad breath, why don't you let people talk about it? If you don't want to make people smell disgusting, you hide in the pig pen, run out and disgust people, and spit on me with spit on my face. Do you think this is really good?
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How could a mad dog-like fourth-level talisman master let go of this opportunity to become famous all over the world?
He immediately pounced on Lin Xi again and grabbed Lin Xi by the collar.
"Bumpkin, are you trying to change the subject and avoid saying that you are a Talisman Master? Why do you have bad breath? There are hundreds of millions of flesh and blood creatures in this world, including all the Talisman Masters present. In this life, that
Have you never had bad breath? Have you never had bad breath? So, if you say this and want to escape responsibility, will you comrades let you succeed? "
The fifth-level talisman master with bad breath softened slightly.
Just as he put down the hand covering his mouth, Lin Xi's movements suddenly froze, his mouth opened wide with an exaggerated expression, and he looked at the mad dog fourth-level talisman master in extreme shock.
"This, this, this...is it true?"
The Style Talisman Master was about to get things back on track when he was suddenly asked and was stunned.
"What is real or fake? What the hell do you want to say?"
Lin Xi gently squeezed the Mad Dog Talisman Master's hand, causing him to grin, but he did not dare to cry out the pain, so Lin Xi forcibly placed his hand on his side.
"What I want to say is...have you really had bad breath?"
"Uh... Nima..."
Lin Xi left him alone and once again faced the large array of talisman masters around him and said in an unbelievable tone:
"Could it be said that all of you Talisman Masters also have bad breath, or have had bad breath before?"
All the talisman masters were stunned, but could not accept the words.
As a martial artist, as long as you advance to the Qi Chaos Realm, bad breath will generally not happen.
However, everyone has cultivated from the lowest level. As a junior warrior, although his body is stronger than ordinary mortals, he still can't help but get angry and have diarrhea. He eats whole grains and has bad breath. Who has not experienced this kind of thing?
But after arriving in the Qi Chaos Realm, I basically just take my vitality and rarely eat what ordinary people eat. My breath is fresh and there is no such thing as bad breath.
Unless this martial artist with bad breath has an unrecovered injury, causing the turbid air in the internal organs to escape, the bad breath will occur.
Seeing all the talisman masters staring and saying nothing, Lin Xideng shouted in disbelief:
"You all have really had bad breath. I thought it was just me who had bad breath."
He turned to look down at the talisman formation masters and shouted contemptuously: