"You fart, just like Sansi, even if the wind blows eight hundred miles away!
Taking it away is robbery?
Can you explain to me the full meaning of Nongzi?"
The guard leader’s face turned green and he shouted angrily:
"If you don't give me a word today, don't leave. The realm of honor cannot be bullied. Do you want to insult a powerful and noble man of the realm?"
Lin Xi sneered, then laughed.
"What the hell, is the store bullying customers?
You fart in public and don't want anyone to tell you?
Is it an insult to say you fart?
So did you fart?"
The guard leader went berserk:
"I didn't fart!"
Lin Xi shouted loudly:
"Taking it away is robbery. Isn't this fart?
Come!
A knowledgeable person should stand up and explain to everyone all the meanings of the word Nong. See which meaning says Nong means robbing.
If not, do you really admit that you just thought twice about farting with that farting dog?"
At this time, some people started making noises and introduced a cross-eyed three-star master.
"Come, come, this is Wu Xuexuu, a well-known scholar and strong man.
Wu Xuexiu, please explain to everyone, does the wording mean robbery?"
This Wu Xuexue said with a trembling cry:
"You guys, you are harming me! If I try to extract some chapters and sentences to trace the source, I will definitely offend Mr. Sansi. How can I, with my small body, eat and live? Mr. Sansi is going through all the trouble?"
If I were to tell nonsense against my will, it would be a blasphemy against the classics, an insult to politeness, and it would also harm the two little brothers.
You are... killing people without paying for it!"
At this time, a large group of three-star peak masters surrounded him.
They all know this Mr. Sansi, who swaggers around in the market almost every day.
To be honest, if this guy is really the commander-in-chief of Da Zun's team and Zhao Mingcheng's brother-in-law, forget it, ordinary people really can't afford to offend him.
However, this guy is actually a swindler who relies on his sister to deceive him.
His sister is a well-known socialite in the Holy City, and her own strength is not low, reaching the peak of three stars.
Somehow, he and Zhao Mingcheng fell in love with each other, and after thousands of years of training in romantic battles, he conquered the great commander and gained great favor.
In fact, when it comes to marriage, many of the rich, powerful and powerful people in this holy city are qualified to call Mr. Sansi brother-in-law.
And Mr. Sansi, relying on his sister's favor, obtained a lot of resources, and he just used all levels of elixirs to become a peak sage in the three-star realm from a worthless emperor.
Isn’t this because he always wants to break through to the Great Master Realm and become one of the most powerful people in the Qing Chaos Realm?
Therefore, he comes here every now and then to buy the elixir that can break through the bottleneck.
However, I have insufficient foundation and poor talent. I have used countless barrier-breaking elixirs, but I am always just a little short of being able to advance to the Great Master Realm.
Such a scumbag, for Zhao Mingcheng's sake, generally no one would call him true.
This guy thought that he was fully qualified to walk away in the Holy City.
He couldn't recognize his own weight, and he was followed by a group of sycophants who climbed high and pushed low. He even forgot who his last name was.
No, if you hear a simple remark from a child passing by, he can make things happen, showing how extraordinary and powerful he is.
Countless powerful people who knew his true story did not dare to offend him head-on, but if they made a fuss and embarrassed him, everyone would agree with him and like to hear it.
"Don't talk nonsense, kid. Since when did our Immortal Medicine Pavilion start bullying customers?"
The guard leader was filled with murderous intent, glaring at Lin Xi angrily, and couldn't help but want to suppress him.
Lin Xi sneered:
"You ask this scholar Wu to tell you whether there is a meaning for the word "grab" in "Nongzi". If there is, I will admit it. You can do whatever you want.
But if not, I have to ask you, why do you follow a farting dog when he farts?
This Immortal Medicine Pavilion is not a doghouse. You can put it in whatever you want.
Aren't you afraid that too much shit will stink up the elixir?"
Damn, so sharp!
This guy's mouth is really powerful.
However, this also completely offended Mr. Sansi and the Immortal Medicine Pavilion.
Tsk, I'm afraid this little life will have to be thrown into the moat instead of here!
The quarrelsome Zunjing people did not think highly of Lin Xi. They felt that he was so sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued that even if he refuted and scolded the two of them, he would just be hastening his own death.
However, that's all. Whether these two little brothers die or not is none of their business.
Whoever suffers or dies is a good show.
In this world, all kinds of drama have a beginning and an end, only the spectators are eternal.
"Okay, Wu Xueguo, please explain it to us. I don't believe it. If you use the wording, he won't have any intention of robbing you.
Hum hum, get it, who hasn’t said this before?
Who hasn’t done this before, getting other people’s things?
It’s not a robbery, I’m just waiting for the explanation in the book!”
Mr. Sansi was very sure that the wording must have the meaning of robbing.
So he urged Wu Xuexue.
"Speak out boldly, let me tell you the meaning of the word "Nong", it has the meaning of robbing, it is well-founded, and we are not afraid of unfounded evidence!"
Wu Xuexue had no choice but to say with a grimace:
"Cangjie Dictionary says that Nong has eight meanings.
The first is playing; the second is doing; the third is trying to obtain; the fourth is disturbing; the fifth is playing; the sixth is improper use; the seventh is music; the eighth is playing roles.
I’ve finished my explanation, it’s up to you how to interpret it.”
As he said this, Wu Xuexue wanted to get into the crowd and slip away.
But he was caught by the guard leader.
"Wu Xuexue, you are so unkind, why are you leaving before the matter is over?
Come and tell me, when you say that the third meaning of Nong is to try to obtain it, does it mean to rob?"
Wu Xueguo's face immediately turned into a bitter gourd.
"Get it by trying to get it, maybe by borrowing, maybe by cheating, maybe by stealing, maybe by buying, or maybe on credit, it may not necessarily be robbery. But if you want to understand it this way, I can't argue with it."
When Wu Xuexiu said this, he immediately told Mr. Sansi to quit.
"Wu Xuexue, that means that this so-called method of obtaining, including robbing, is also possible?"
Xuexue Wu drooped his sparse eyebrows and was about to cry.
"That being said, I can't say it's wrong. Try to get it. There are really many ways..."
Hahaha!
Mr. Sansi laughed loudly.
"What do you think, little bastard? Doesn't this mean you're robbing me? What else do you have to say?"
Lin Xi also imitated his behavior and laughed loudly:
"Hahaha, farting dog, why don't you think of other ways and insist on catching me and not letting me go?"
Young Master Sansi snorted coldly:
"You're not going to rob it, why are you still going to buy it?"
Lin Xi gave a thumbs up:
"Fart dog, you finally let out a fart that doesn't smell too bad. At least it's a bit human.
I’m not afraid to brag to you. When my brother said take it away, he also meant buying it. Why did you hear that it meant snatching away?”