In the 80s, the little seductress went to the countryside to target the toughest guy in the village! Chapter 24 What does the person who hit the bicycle have to do with me, Yu Yaoyang?
Chapter 24 What does the person who hit the bicycle have to do with me, Yu Yaoyang?
Fat sister-in-law shares her experience in modifying bicycles.
Someone was collecting abandoned bicycles. She was curious and asked why. The man casually said that he would ride a donkey instead. The speaker was unintentional but the listener was interested, so the fat lady began to think about it.
"Isn't this thing just half a bicycle made of several pipes welded together? We can do it too! I went to Lao Zhang's work unit to learn welding, borrowed a welding machine and took the pipes, and I figured it out in a week!"
Rutang raised her thumbs with both hands. She felt that just raising one thumb was not enough respect, so she pointed out that her sister-in-law was so energetic and said that if she didn't make a fortune in the future, Rutang wouldn't believe it.
Yu Yaoyang rode his donkey backwards and took Rutang to pull something. Rutang sighed:
"Sister-in-law can handle it."
"Are you attracted to someone else's donkey riding backwards?" Yu Yaoyang revealed the secret.
"I do fall in love with her craftsmanship, but what I admire even more is her positive spirit. I see the energy of a northern woman in her."
Hard-working, strong, independent, bold, and a little shrewd that is not annoying, Rutang does not shy away from it. She likes people with this kind of personality very much.
"Let me think about it for a few days, and I can figure it out. It's not that difficult." Yu Yaoyang felt sour bubbles popping up in his heart when he heard her praising others.
Why doesn't she praise him?
"You have so many advantages that I can't praise them enough. But we must also maintain an empty cup mentality, recognize the advantages of others, and constantly improve ourselves."
"What is this empty cup mentality?" Yu Yaoyang was curious.
"Once upon a time, a man with high attainments in Buddhism went to visit the old Zen master. The Zen master's apprentice received him, but he looked down upon him and felt that the apprentice was not worthy of talking to him. The old Zen master received him respectfully and kept pouring water for him.
When everything was full, the old Zen master kept pouring. Brother Yaoyang, what did you think of through this story?"
"When the old Zen master went to the toilet, he might wet his pants."
"???" What kind of answer was this? Rutang was confused.
"Look, the water is full and it keeps pouring. What does that mean? I can't use my hands well. I might not be able to hold it straight when I open the gate to release the water, and there's a high chance that I'll wet my pants legs."
"Emma." Rutang held his forehead, she was wrong, she shouldn't discuss philosophy with him.
"How about I imitate it for you? You see, his hands must be trembling -" Yu Yaoyang held the handlebar with one hand and began to imitate the trembling hands of the elderly with the other hand.
"You don't have to imitate it for me!"
Rutang didn't beat around the bush and told the second half of the story directly.
"The man asked the Zen Master why you are still pouring water when it has already been filled. The Zen Master replied that since you already think that your attainments in Buddhism are very high, why do you still come to me for advice?"
This long list almost didn't tell her that her brain was starved of oxygen and she didn't even have time to use punctuation marks!
"Why did you say it was so fast?" Yu Yaoyang raised his eyebrows.
"I'm afraid that if I stop, you'll just make a joke and say something stupid." If you give her the sentence "Zen Master Wets His Pants", she will really break her guard.
"Hahaha, you're going to make me laugh to death."
"..." Rutang has spent half her life with him, but she still can't understand his strange laughter. It's obvious that he is very funny, right?
"I say this because I feel sorry for people like Aunt Wang. She herself has not lived a very good life, but she is arrogant and looks down on farmers."
"Are you angry because she looks down on farmers, or are you angry because she looks down on me?" Yu Yaoyang revealed the secret, and Rutang's face turned red.
What a nasty guy, why are you so smart?
"Did you hear us talking?" Rutang asked. She remembered that he was not present when she and Aunt Wang were facing each other.
"Do you still need to listen? When we went out, her face looked like it had been washed with water from a cesspool. It stinked horribly. Besides, if you can make such a good-tempered person ask you to move immediately, it must be her fault.
Human words.”
Although Yu Yaoyang likes to tease Rutang, it does not mean that he is a careless man.
"Actually, I'm not a very gentle person either..." Rutang blushed a little, "You didn't even ask why we were fighting, so how did you know that I was the one taking control?"
"What's the point of asking? It's her fault for making you unhappy. I married a wife, not a Bodhisattva. If you don't like it, just scold her. If you can't scold me, I'll beat her up for you."
Yu Yaoyang made it clear that he did not care about who was in charge of the marriage, he only cared about whether his future wife would be happy or not.
While we were talking, we had already arrived at Accountant Wang’s home.
Aunt Wang was standing at the door, with her hands on her hips, cursing at the top of her lungs at her neighbor:
"Today's rural people are becoming more and more outrageous. If you are born in the countryside, you should accept your destiny and farm. If you don't work hard and enjoy leisure, you just want to go to the city to make money. This is taking the capitalist line!"
Rutang was far away when she heard Aunt Wang's harsh voice. It seemed that she felt unbalanced after being reprimanded by her, so she talked to her neighbors about her and Yu Yaoyang.
"Aunt Wang, why do you have such a strong opinion against farmers?" The neighbor couldn't stand hearing her talk about "rural people".
"My relatives in the countryside are pretty good. They often bring us food. In the past few years, many factories in the city have been in recession and cannot pay wages. They have land to farm and there is no shortage of food and drink, and their lives are no worse than mine." Another neighbor said.
I can’t stand it anymore.
Whose family doesn’t have a few rural relatives? Going back a few generations, whose family doesn’t come from the countryside?
Aunt Wang's voice rose when she saw that none of the neighbors were on her side.
"I hate farmers because my rural relatives are so shameless. I just said that a distant cousin of mine married to the city. Her husband is the boss of the workshop. He has clearly arranged a job for her, but a good worker will not do it.
Is it shameful to have to pick up rags while off work? Last time I saw her arranging a bunch of iron pipes and welding a rag car out! She is just like the two rural people in my family, she will be arrested sooner or later.
!These rural people don’t have any good things!”
Aunt Wang gritted her teeth, and she became angry when she thought of that fat cousin.
When her husband was young, he almost got engaged to that cousin, but by chance, the two failed. But after all these years, her husband has never forgotten his cousin.
After my cousin came to the city, her man even praised her, intentionally or unintentionally, saying that her cousin knew how to live a good life and raised a lot of chickens and ducks. There were always endless eggs at home. If the eggs were not eaten, she would share them with the neighbors. It was said that she was very popular.
Let Aunt Wang learn from it.
"I wish God would open his eyes and strike with thunder to kill these restless rural people! Ah!!!"
As soon as Aunt Wang finished speaking, Yu Yaoyang's bicycle hit her back.
The speed of the car was controlled, and it slowly and leisurely crashed into it. The damage was not great, but the insult was very strong. Aunt Wang was so frightened that she screamed and hit the wall straight away.
Several neighbors who chatted with her were dumbfounded.
I saw that the young man riding the bicycle was handsome, with dimples on his face when he smiled, and the girl beside him was slim and graceful. They looked like a pair of handsome men and beautiful women.
"I'm sorry, my car is faster than God. Maybe it has its own ideas and wants to hit someone with a bad mouth."
Yu Yaoyang spread his hands, what does the person who hit the bicycle have to do with Yu Yaoyang?