"Stop talking if you haven't understood it even after you've lived so long." Yu Yaoyang stood up.
When Aunt Six saw that he had stood up, she felt her confidence had dropped by half, and her voice was not as arrogant as before.
"Yangzi, my aunt is also thinking about you. You have seen how much this little girl Rutang talks about movies. She is gentle, virtuous and has nothing to do with her. If you marry such a daughter-in-law, the family will be uneasy in the future."
"She has nothing to do with being gentle, virtuous, and virtuous, so she's better than you. You only used two words for touching the scene."
"What?" Aunt Six was confused. She hadn't even finished elementary school. She couldn't understand the idioms Yu Yaoyang said. She was still thinking that the educational level of the son of an educated youth was different.
"Touch and life."
"Pfft!" Rutang didn't hold back. She couldn't take him with her in such serious quarrels in the future. She turned into a happy comedian every minute. With such people around her, it would be difficult to stay serious even in one second.
"What does touching life mean - ah, you're scolding me?!" Aunt Six finally came to her senses and was furious.
"Yangzi, why are you talking to your elders? We are also elders!" Chen Cai saw that his mother-in-law had suffered a loss and wanted to regain the moral high ground.
"I'm talking to her, why are you in such a hurry? Are you two -?" Yu Yaoyang's eyes flickered back and forth between Chen Cai and Aunt Six, and with just one look, the normal conversation was cast into an indescribable color.
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The villagers who were watching around were gasping for breath again. Compared with Rutang's mother getting divorced, the relationship between Chen Cai and his biological mother was the big news!
"You are talking nonsense!!!" Chen Cai's face turned red, and he simply fell into Yu Yaoyang's "self-proof trap".
Hao Mei was dumbfounded. She had been an honest person all her life and had always been bullied by others. How could she have ever seen such an overwhelming advantage as Yu Yaoyang? This quarrel was so smooth!
"If there is nothing wrong with you two, my Rutang is not happy with this old witch, why would you come out to support her? Is the aunt here? Come and see what the uncle and the in-laws have to say about the past!"
Yu Yaoyang used his invincible talking skills when quarreling. He overwhelmed the crowd with one manpower, and single-handedly put out the fire of the other party's group.
"When I think of a couplet for you - well, I have it! In the first couplet, an old man in his sixties is drying firewood and lighting a fire, and in the second couplet, an old woman of five years is meeting the cold rain after a long drought, horizontal comment -"
Yu Yaoyang actually wants to say that it is safe to come in and out.
But out of the corner of his eye, he saw the dumbfounded look of his future mother-in-law, and felt that it was inappropriate for him to drive openly, so he said to Rutang.
"You have a high level of education, why don't you write a horizontal comment!"
"Uh, years of burning passion?" Rutang said without thinking.
"Okay!" Someone in the crowd shouted, and clapped their hands.
Regardless of whether this melon is real or fake, this couplet is beautifully written.
If the Chen family hadn't still been here, someone would probably have praised Rutang and his wife for being such a talented man and beautiful woman made in heaven.
"You, you, you--!" Aunt Six was so angry that she couldn't breathe. She covered her heart and took two steps back. She slumped and fell into her son's arms.
I don’t know whether I was really angry and fainted, or I just pretended to be faint because I felt I couldn’t get off the stage.
The sixth aunt's son also knew that what happened today was too embarrassing, and he had no shame in continuing to pester him, so he just took his mother on his back and left.
Yu Yaoyang took out a handkerchief from Rutang's pocket and waved it enthusiastically to the Chen family:
"Why don't you two become one and have a kiss? Uncle, you see she's gone, so let me give you another couplet? The first couplet: The old man is horny and the second couplet is: The old lady is hungry.
I am unbearably thirsty, so I will criticize you - Rutang, come here!"
Rutang, who was caught off guard by being called out, was agitated, used her lifelong literary skills, and said smoothly: "The most beautiful thing is the red sunset?"
After finishing speaking, Rutang covered her mouth and said, Oh my god, let the street kid lead you to the bad, what kind of cruel words did she say!
Yu Yaoyang nodded with satisfaction. She was indeed the daughter-in-law he fell in love with. She was very good at literary literacy.
"Just wait and see!" The old man was so angry at his nondescript couplet that he almost got angry. He tried to beat him but couldn't, so he scolded him. He was even more slippery than him, so he could only say a harsh word and turn around and leave.
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When the troops came, they were in a state of glory, but when they left, they were disgraced and nothing.
"This - this -" the village chief said for a long time, speechless.
Being so disturbed by Yu Yaoyang, I forgot all the serious matters, and all my attention was on "whether Chen Cai had any ulterior motives with his mother-in-law."
Not only the village chief is like this, but also the neighbors around him.
Yu Yaoyang won a great victory, and he proudly whistled to the uncle and others with his hands on his hips. As soon as the melody came out, several children watching the excitement sang it collectively.
Although there is only one TV set in the village, every household has a radio.
This song is the most popular nowadays. The radio station plays it all the time, and the children can sing it, and they have almost developed a conditioned reflex.
"Emma..." Rutang covered his forehead.
She was really serious about fighting against her best relatives, but Yu Yaoyang, a happy comic with a brilliant personality, ended the fight in just a few sentences, and just changed the style of the painting to a funny place.
How could she be unhappy with someone with this kind of personality?
In the cheerful atmosphere accompanied by Yu Yaoyang's whistle and the collective chorus of the naughty children in the village, the uncle and others left with a dark face and hurried steps, fearing that if they were slower, Yu Yaoyang would make a couplet for them, make pornographic rumors or something, and cause trouble.
I'm sorry!
"Second uncle, you have seen what happened today. Our family has never done anything to bully anyone," Rutang said.
The village chief's gaze slid towards Yu Yaoyang, who was still whistling, as if to ask, do you call this not bullying?
The village chief put himself into the role of Chen Cai. He felt his blood pressure rising every minute, and he was almost furious.
Or rather, don't mess with anyone but Yu Yaoyang, the street kid. Not only is this guy a good fighter, he's also very talkative.
Rutang pretended not to see the village chief's troubled eyes and continued:
"They broke the windows and destroyed the vegetable fields. They threatened us so that my mother would not be able to stay in the village. They also called my mother and I bitches. Everyone heard this."
"Uh-" The village chief hesitated again. What she said seemed to be correct. These were indeed done by the Chen family, but it seemed that something was wrong.
"You still said that my mother broke her shoes!" A voice penetrated the crowd. It turned out that the sixth aunt's daughter had not left yet and was secretly eavesdropping. She wanted to be a teenager.
"We said it, but we don't know whether your mother did it or not." Rutang answered very cleverly, and in one sentence she put out the fire with the sixth aunt's daughter.
"Hey, are you still looking for scolding? Why, you also want me to give you a couplet - Damn, don't leave!" Yu Yaoyang's literary bacteria had no place to ferment, so he could only feel depressed.