The prince returned to the pier at this time, and the big ship on the pier was moored. There were some pretty beauties in the cabin. After the prince had eaten and drank enough, he saw that there were many beauties in the ship, so he joined in.
After passing by, I also wanted to find a beautiful woman for myself. Anyway, I stayed alone at Luzhen Pier, facing the desolation of the setting sun, and felt quite lonely for a while, so I walked into a big ship. And on this big ship,
Seeing that the prince was so unclean, the shipowner could bear it for a while and did not dare to accuse him. He just covered his nose, then turned around and left the bow of the ship, but returned to the cabin, daring to escape.
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Seeing that no one dared to do anything to him, the prince felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach after eating a lot of meat. He looked around and found no place where he could go to the toilet. On the bow of the boat, there was
Because the owner of the boat left, he seemed to be deserted for a while. Then he squatted on the bow of the big boat, took off his pants, and started to poop vigorously. He was quite stingy in his life and was afraid that the fish in the river would eat him.
Isn’t it cheaper for those fish to poop? The prince is not a gentleman, does not understand the beauty of adulthood, and will definitely not do harm to the fish, so he does not pull the poop into the river, but pulls it all on the big boat.
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When the shipowner saw this person, he covered his nose even tighter for a moment, but he didn't dare to say anything, because it was said that Lu Zhenpo had many bad guys, so he would scold this person, and if he were to be stabbed, he would be
So what should we do? Just hide if you can. It was quite clever for a while, pretending not to be seen, out of sight and out of mind. As for dirtying your big ship, just clean it up by then.
The prince was squatting on the bow of the big ship and defecating, while the shipowner was hiding in the cabin and pretending not to know. However, despite this, he still looked at it with his eyes and covered his nose with his hands, his face blank and very worried.
I felt aggrieved. The prince was in such a hurry that he even forgot to bring paper when he was defecating. No, after he finished defecating, he found that there was no paper on him at all, so he went to the cabin and asked the ship owner for paper to wipe his butt.
Maybe I ate too much. What I pooped out was thin feces, and even my pants were stained with a lot of them. I didn’t dare to put these pants on, otherwise they wouldn’t be pants anymore. The ship owner saw someone coming.
Being so rude, he held his nose and backed away. When he had no way to retreat, he turned around and looked at the river. At this time, if the prince dared to take a step forward, he would jump into the river.
"Boss, please ask for some paper." The prince stretched out his hand and begged the ship owner. His voice was of course very loud, which made the ship owner shake his head. The hands covering his nose were too strong,
I've already covered my nose and it's bleeding.
"Okay, boss, please give me some paper." The prince was very strong-willed. Seeing that the ship owner refused to give him paper, he believed that such a big boss could not even afford paper.
At this time, the boat owner actually cried "Wow" and broke free from the prince's entanglement. He was no longer afraid of shit and rushed out of the cabin. It seemed that he didn't even want the boat. He threw himself on the shore and patted the dust on his body.
Wiping the tears on his face, he cursed softly, "Mother". He blended into the crowd and disappeared.
At this time, the prince walked into the crowd again. Seeing so many people looking at him, he felt quite embarrassed, so he did not dare to go. He had to sit by the river and along the river bank, holding up his trousers with one hand and stretching out the other.
, I want to ask someone for some paper.
Let's say that the black bandit was also in Luzhen at this time. He was walking alone by the river and wanted to see the flowers on the river. The way the flowers swayed in the wind was really poetic. The black bandit had been busy all day. When he had free time, he walked to the river and wanted to breathe fresh air. Not only for this, he knew that Huagu had also gone to Luzhen, and they had made an appointment with each other last night to meet by the river in Luzhen. See. At this time, he was sitting on a stone, crossing his legs and looking at the clouds in the sky. He felt quite comfortable and hummed a song softly.
"Okay, let's ask for some paper!" At this moment, he found a hand stretched out in front of him. At first glance, he saw that it was a man in tattered clothes, with a lot of loose feces all over his body, and he vomited himself.
The gangster was a suspicious person. He didn't know where this person came from. Seeing such rudeness, he also stretched out his fist at this time, but he was afraid of offending the gangster. Then he would be weak and afraid that he would not be able to fight against him. This He remained silent and allowed the prince to get close to him. He just wanted to get by in this way.
At this time, the prince actually grabbed a corner of the black bandit's clothes. Seeing that he refused to give him a piece of paper, he wiped the loose feces on his body with his shirt. The black bandit yelled at this time, originally wanting to He died, but the fortune teller said that something would happen to him this year and that he would not survive this year. Thinking of this, he retracted his outstretched fist and did not dare to fight. He pretended not to know and allowed this person to use his own fist. He used his clothes to wipe off the smelly yellow feces on his body.
The prince wiped a handful of the thin feces with the black bandit's clothes. He was happy now. He sniffed his body and found that it didn't smell bad. It was even scented with the fragrance of flowers. He couldn't help but feel happy now. And again Seeing this gangster, a man who is a dignified man, should be subjected to such a shame and humiliation, it is really unreasonable, no, he was so angry that tears fell one by one, and he wished he could kill this god-killer to relieve the hatred in his heart.
At this time, Hua Gu came over and had a blind date with the gangster. This was the first time that the gangster dated Hua Gu, but what impression did he give to Hua Gu? Don't look at it. In addition, just looking at the black gangster's clothes, it's not clean. Why is there still shit on it? Hua Gu didn't even look at it at this time, and walked away angrily, and spat hard on the ground. It seemed impossible to date the gangster again.
"Hua Gu, you don't have to be afraid, can you listen to my explanation?" The black bandit wanted to rush over at this time, and seemed to want to hug Hua Gu, which shocked Hua Gu. This person was so unhygienic that he even wanted to use feces. She came to hug herself, then screamed, saying that if she took one more step, she would die.
"Okay, okay, I can't come over. I'll just stand here. I want to say one more word to you, just one word, okay?" the black bandit asked.
"No, I will never see you again, get lost!" Hua Gu dropped these words and disappeared on the streets of Luzhen. It seemed that she could never be found again among the crowds.
At this time, on the bank of the river, he saw the man covered in shit again. This man might be hungry at this time, so he approached the black bandit and stretched out his hand, wanting to ask him for some more. The money was spent. The black bandit looked at this man with blood spurting from his eyes. At this time, he really hated this man to the core. No, he wanted to fight him to the death.
"I'll fuck your old mother!" the black bandit roared. He didn't care about anything at this time. He raised his fists and hit the man like raindrops. With such momentum, he seemed willing to take the risk of his life.
After beating for a while, the prince was lying on the ground, motionless, and his whole body was in a mess. Only then did the black bandit feel regretful. He really shouldn't have beaten this person. No, he accidentally beat this person.
If you die, what should you do?
The black bandit cried at this time. He knew that he had killed someone, and if he killed someone, he would usually have to pay with his life, but he still thought about Hua Gu, so he couldn't just die like this. Sitting next to the prince at this time, he also
I didn't mind how dirty the shit on his body was, so I lay on the prince's body and started artificial respiration. I didn't dare to do it at first, because the fucking shit he pulled out was too dirty, but I didn't do it.
If this man was saved, he would have to save his own life. He didn't care about it for a moment, so he stepped forward, threw himself on the man, and started cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
After a while, the dirty man finally coughed and came back to life. The black bandit then left him and patted the thin shit on his body, but he couldn't get it off. But he didn't care.