Uncle Hua was lying on the bed, his stomach was really hurting. At this moment, he heard someone knocking on the door of his room again. The sound was clear and passionate. Soon, Aunt Hua opened the door of the room, and that person came in again.
The fortune teller. The fortune teller knew that Uncle Hua was sick, so he entered his room, sat on a chair, and drank the tea that Aunt Hua poured for him.
"Master came just in time. My man is sick again. I just want to ask Master to take a look. He has not eaten for several days." Aunt Hua looked at Master and said.
"It's okay. Just take a dose of my medicine and you'll be fine. I'm sure there will be nothing wrong with you." The fortune teller said.
"That's right, that's right." Aunt Hua complimented. In front of the gods, as an ordinary woman, she can only respect her like a god. Otherwise, let alone the consequences, she would be scared to death.
Xiaohua stood aside and said nothing, feeling that this matter was inappropriate, but she also felt that she was a low-key person, so she did not dare to say anything for a while. Listening to her father kept shouting that she had a stomachache, she was helpless for the moment, so she had to listen to the master.
, Otherwise, at this serious moment, when human lives are really at stake, who would dare to say one more word?
Aunt Hua cooked a pig's head for Master. This was what the family planned to cook during the Chinese New Year, but they were reluctant to eat it, so they kept it until today. In order for Uncle Hua to cure his illness, she took it out and gave it to Master to eat. The fortune teller
It had been a long time since I had eaten meat, and I had lost weight due to hunger. Now I saw this cured pig head, which had been carefully cooked by Aunt Hua and added with many spices. The aroma was overflowing for a while.
The fortune teller was no stranger to eating such delicious food, and Aunt Hua also deliberately paired the pig's head with dragon meat. The fortune teller didn't care about anything for a while, and ate and drank in Uncle Hua's house.
Aunt Hua wanted to make Shen Suanzi eat as much as possible without even touching a piece of meat. Xiaohua couldn't stand the temptation of the smell and ate a piece of meat while Aunt Hua was not paying attention. Aunt Hua then gave her a beating
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This pig head weighing more than ten kilograms is not something that the fortune teller can eat at all. However, considering that the ingredients are very fine, and the dragon meat is beneficial to the body, there is no need to say that even if it is exhausted for a while, it will be
Eat it. I originally wanted to take some back, but as a master, I felt that it was not elegant to do so, so I gave up the plan for a while.
And Uncle Hua was lying in his room, shouting that he was so brave, and even crying, because at this time, almost no one was around him. Uncle Hua even scolded his mother.
Why are my good people disappearing one by one at this time?
After eating like this all afternoon, Shen Suanzi was originally thin, but after this afternoon of eating and drinking, he gradually became fatter. Moreover, his speaking voice was no longer the same as before, but became rich and powerful.
For a moment, he was arrogant and a little drunk. Who else could the divine fortune teller have in his sights at this time?
"Master, you have become fat." Aunt Hua looked at the fortune teller and said.
"Oh, yes... I am fat, hahaha!" The fortune teller smiled.
However, when I look at Uncle Hua, he is lying on the bed. Because the disease has not been cured and there is no one to take care of him, he is very desolate for a while. At this stage of life, life really has no meaning. However, Hua
At this time, Uncle also wanted to get up and eat some of the lucky pig's head meat, but he couldn't crawl or move even half a step, so he had to lie on the bed half dead, cursing at his mother.
The fortune teller was originally admiring the scenery of the deserted village and watching the small river going east. By the small river, a young man and a young girl were talking. However, he suddenly heard someone scolding his mother, and they were right next to him.
I took advantage of my drunkenness and walked up to him, only to realize that this person was angry.
"Who are you scolding?!" The fortune teller roared angrily, and the uncle Hua's house was shattered to pieces because of the force of the fortune teller's voice.
Uncle Hua heard such a big and strong man standing at his door. As soon as he stood there, the room became dark. He didn't dare to curse for a while, but just kept shouting. His stomach was hurting. Seeing Uncle Hua
He didn't dare to say anything, and the fortune teller ignored him for a while. He was about to pick his teeth with a toothpick, but because he had scolded him too hard just now, he had already diarrhea.
"Is there a toilet?" Shen Shuanzi asked Aunt Hua at this time.
"Yes, but it's a bit far away. It's only about ten miles from here." Aunt Hua answered.
At this time, she may have heard this fortune teller yelling at her man, and she suddenly came up with an idea to punish this man. In fact, her toilet was only about ten meters away.
"It's too late." At this time, the fortune teller was peeing in Aunt Hua's main room because he ate too much and cursed with all his strength. Suddenly, he heard that the toilet was so far away.
There was no choice but to make do with Aunt Hua's main room.
The shit the fortune teller pulled out was so voluminous and smelly that Aunt Hua covered her nose and found that there were some roundworms crawling around in the shit. Aunt Hua originally wanted to sweep the shit away, but
I heard Uncle Hua scolding his mother softly again, saying that his stomach hurt like crazy, as if he felt like there were bugs biting inside.
In fact, Uncle Hua's stomach was just filled with a few roundworms. At this time, he invited a fortune teller, and it was cured. Because he ate too much, he had already pooped a lot of shit in his main room. Although he had pooped
There was so much shit, but this magician still didn't poop enough. He kept pooping and even pooped out the dragon meat he had just eaten.
After pooping, the fortune teller saw that the man looked better than when he came in and was no longer so fat. Then he asked Auntie Hua where the patient was, and it was time to see a doctor.
"That's the one who was lying on the bed and said he had a stomachache." Aunt Hua said.
"This is not difficult. You first search for a bug or something in the shit I pooped out. If you can't find a bug or something, there is no cure for this disease. If you find a bug, it's easy to solve. Just eat the bug.
Now, if you go to the mountain to burn some paper and say something nice to an old man who is plowing the fields, your stomach will stop hurting." Shen Shuanzi said this.
"I won't eat such dirty food!" Uncle Hua was the first to refuse while lying on the bed, and even kept beating the bed. If he ate the roundworm, what would people think of him if word spread?
"You won't eat if you kill someone with your head chopped off. As long as it can cure the disease, why wouldn't you dare to eat it?" Aunt Hua scolded.
When Uncle Hua heard that someone wanted to eat such dirty food, he wanted to get up and hit him. However, because of his physical illness, he couldn't get up after crawling for a while, so he lay down quietly for a while.
On the bed. Out of anger, Uncle Hua closed his eyes and started cursing again.
But when Uncle Hua was scolding his mother, Aunt Hua put a roundworm pulled out by the fortune teller into a bowl and put it in front of Uncle Hua, asking him to eat it no matter what. Because this was the medicine prescribed by the fortune teller.
If you don't eat, your stomach may not be well for a while.
Uncle Hua had no choice for the moment. His stomach was already hurting terribly. If he didn't take medicine, he might be in trouble. So he took the medicine prescribed by the fortune teller. Aunt Hua also hurriedly went up the mountain and took some Taoist tips.
I am going to burn some paper for an old man on the mountain.
Aunt Hua arrived at the mountain, but after waiting for a long time, she still didn't see anyone. She yawned all the time. When she was about to leave, she found that there was really such an old man plowing the ground on the mountain. She quickly burned it.
After buying some paper money, I was quite scared at this time, but for Uncle Hua, I didn't care about so much, otherwise, it would be a big deal if I got a bad stomachache.
However, after all this trouble, Hua Bo's stomach still didn't get better, and when he looked at the fortune teller again, he had already disappeared. At this time, Xiao Hua put her father on her back and headed towards Lu Zhen.
Okay. It seems that if you don’t ask a doctor for this disease, I’m afraid it will become a disease.
When they arrived in Luzhen, Uncle Hua and his family had to pass by the stall of the magic fortune teller. When he saw the magic fortune teller, Uncle Hua scolded his mother again, but the fortune teller said that the reason why this disease is bad is just because Uncle Hua
By scolding your mother, you have offended the gods. Otherwise, why would it not be good?
Hearing what the fortune teller said, Uncle Hua's family lowered their heads and remained silent. At this time, they headed straight to the hospital. Sure enough, after arriving at the hospital and taking some medicine, the disease was cured. The Uncle Hua's family returned to the hospital again.
Deserted village.
After he recovered from his illness, Uncle Hua still burned a lot of paper on the mountain, otherwise, it might not be enough to relieve the gods. Uncle Hua has seen how terrible the gods in deserted villages are. Stomachache is such a common problem, let alone other things.
If you show more respect, I don’t know what shocking and weird things will happen.
When I got to the mountain, I saw an old man again in the dark night. To be more precise, it was Shaoqiu's grandfather. This Shaoqiu's grandfather was plowing there again. Hua Bo felt for a moment that this Shaoqiu's grandfather was
That's all. I have been afraid of everyone in my life, except Shaoqiu. Now I am not even afraid of Shaoqiu's grandfather.
Yes, Uncle Hua is not afraid of the scholar's grandfather. Isn't his stomachache a gift from Grandpa Shaoqiu? At this time, he really gritted his teeth and thought to himself, what's so great about this ghost?
Scare yourself, spray!
Of course, Shaoqiu's grandfather Hua Bo is not afraid of other people's grandfathers, such as the gangster's grandfather. If Hua Bo saw this, wouldn't he be scared to death? At this time, he was also scared, but then he thought about it.
But even if he is Shaoqiu's grandfather, he can also be Shaoqiu's grandfather, so why should he be afraid for a moment?
Hua Bo originally wanted to beat the ghost at this time, but he still felt that something was wrong. However, scolding was inevitable, so instead of burning paper for it, he kept scolding him. But the old man didn't know why,
Maybe it's because my ears are a little hard, but I didn't seem to hear it for a while.