Ye Chen nodded with satisfaction and said, "Come on, start quickly."
After saying that, he picked up his cell phone and pointed it at the Liu family's father and son.
The two of them stood side by side, Liu Ming wiped his tears and said with a forced smile: "Hello everyone, I am the poor Liu Ming."
Liu Guang also hurriedly said, "I am Liu Guang, the father of the poor man."
The father and son said at the same time: "We father and son will tell you a crosstalk today!"
Liu Ming continued: "Everyone must have seen these two words on my forehead. The reason why I engrave the word "poor hanging" on my forehead is mainly because I am always very arrogant and engrave these two words on my forehead.
I am going to remind everyone that they are all poor."
Liu Guang also said: "Everyone says that I am a hero, my son is a hero, my son is a hero, my son is a hero, since my son has engraved the word "poverty" on his forehead, then I definitely can't hold my son back, so I'm on my forehead.
The four words "The Father of the Suffering Dang" are engraved on top."
Liu Ming said at this time: "When you see this, you will definitely ask, why are my dad and I so arrogant? This is mainly because we have a very good relationship with the Suhang Wu family!"
"Yes!" Liu Guang said, "Everyone knows that the Wu family is very rich, but the most powerful one in the Wu family is not rich, but a son who likes to eat shit!"
Liu Ming continued: "Yes, when it comes to Wu's son who eats shit, everyone must have watched the video on Douyin. This guy must have one meal an hour, and it's not enough to lose a bite. He is in the toilet in the hospital.
In order to eat hot, he actually pulled the old man who was squatting out of the squat pit and snatched the shit in public. Do you think this is an ordinary person?"
Liu Guang echoed on the side: "According to what you said, this Wu family's young master is indeed extraordinary!"
"Of course." Liu Ming nodded repeatedly, gave a thumbs up and praised: "So I have to say that the Wu family is powerful, otherwise, can the second young master of the Wu family be so arrogant?"
Liu Guang asked curiously: "Oh, by the way, why haven't you heard the second young master of the Wu family recently?"
Liu Ming said: "I heard that people live a comfortable life now! It's simply a royal treatment!"
"What do you say?" Liu Guang looked gossipy.
Liu Ming said: "They are amazing now and live in the Wu family's mansion. It is said that they have to eat 20 o'clock a day, and there are special people who can give it to them, and they all eat fresh food."
Liu Guang asked in surprise: "So exciting? More than twenty meals a day, can the Wu family provide the output?"
Liu Ming said seriously: "Then I will definitely not be able to offer it. Think about it, no matter how hard the Wu family can get, they can't resist the occasional constipation or something."
"Ouch!" Liu Guang blurted out: "Then, the second young master of the Wu family may be broken!"
After saying that, Liu Guang asked Liu Ming: "Dad, do you think we, do you want to sign up too, stay at Wu's house in Suhang for a few days, and make a few hot meals for Mr. Wu?"
Liu Ming nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "This is a good idea! If we go, the old bastard of the Wu family and the bastard Wu Donghai will not be grateful to us?"
When he said this, Liu Ming's heart was trembling.
This is really going to offend the Wu family to death!
Liu Guang's heart was also beating wildly, but he glanced at Ye Chen and could only continue to say, "It's not just kowtows! I guess he would kneel down and lick us both with gratitude. I heard that the old man in the Wu family likes it.
I recognize my godfather everywhere, but maybe I will be excited by that time, and I will recognize me as a godfather or something.”
"Old Master Wu likes to recognize his godfather?" Liu Ming asked in surprise: "Why do you have this hobby?"
"Who knows to go?" Liu Guang shrugged and said, "I heard that Lao Budian has recognized more than 300 godfathers until now. Maybe this Lao Budian likes to be a son for others!"