"Humph, how can a defeated general get the courage to become king?"
"Long Qi, do you want to fall out with me here?"
"Do you think I'm afraid of you?"
At the critical moment, Liu Bang's superb mud-melting skills were put into use in time.
"Okay, okay, you two, we are all friends, why bother to harm the peace. Otherwise, let's each send 10,000 troops and advance in a mixed manner. The 10,000 troops of the weak will go in front."
"The King of Han is still fair, so just listen to the King of Han."
Subsequently, the three armies advanced in a mixed manner, and Liu Bang, Long Qie, and Sima Xin followed up with their own Chinese armies.
The nightmare followed, first several sharp arrows whizzed in, and several centurions fell down in response.
Long Qie was furious. The centurions who died were all his men. He immediately cursed: "What the hell, what bastard said that the Qin army should not be prepared."
Liu Bang's face darkened and he couldn't argue. He could only draw his sword and wave it: "Damn it, chase me."
Tens of thousands of people swarmed in, but not only failed to catch up with the enemy troops who had been operating in this area for a long time, but instead fell into the traps dug by the Qin army one after another.
The first thing that troubled the coalition forces was the poisonous miasma, which spread over the mountains and plains, causing many unaccustomed soldiers to vomit immediately and even faint.
Originally, these miasmas should not have appeared here. It was an old man from an ancient local family who led these things to this intersection.
The coalition soldiers finally overcame the miasma, but immediately encountered various inexplicable plots.
Some soldiers fell into the pit and were pierced by bamboo sticks inside and died, while others were poisoned alive by venomous snakes and wasps that appeared out of nowhere.
"Ah! What is this?"
"What the hell, what kind of unscrupulous thing did this? I'll fuck his ancestors."
Liu Bang's subordinate Fan Kuai accidentally stepped on a black and yellow substance. He smelled it and instantly vomited out his overnight meal. Before he could wipe it off, someone else around him was hit. The smell filled the air and made him feel sick.
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There are also centipedes, iron worms, flower spiders, seven-step snakes and colorful poisonous scabies emerging from everywhere, burrowing straight into the soles of people's feet, making it difficult for people to guard against them.
At this time, most of the soldiers were wearing straw sandals and were defenseless. Once bitten, their faces would turn blue and they would die miserably.
No one was even seen. The three-party coalition forces of Han Chu and Sai had been exhausted by the torment and were frightened.
Finally, I saw people, but what appeared in front of me was a camp with deep ditches and high fortresses.
Su Du and his men hid in the camp, looking at the endless army below without any panic.
The army below looks scary, but due to road restrictions, there are only less than 300 soldiers in the front row who can fight. What's more, there is a ravine 3 meters deep and 5 meters wide in front of the camp.
For this kind of ravine, the coalition soldiers have already had a psychological shadow. Looking at the loose soil around the gully and the looming cold light around the ravine, who knows what will happen.
Especially now, the gully here seems to be different. The surrounding soil is dark, as if it has been poured with carbon water. Maybe it is some evil trick.
Even if they had a ladder and could pass by putting it on it, everyone was fooled so many times that they couldn't help but cower until the general behind him came up with his team of supervisors.
"The enemy is right in front of you. If you break this camp, you will be rewarded heavily. Anyone who dares to retreat will be killed." Liu Bang's subordinate Cao Shen pulled out his sword and pointed forward: "Charge!"
"Wait a minute, general below. My general wants to see Pei Gong and surrender the city. Please send a message for me." Just as he was about to charge, the people on the top of the city started shouting.
When the general heard that there was such a good thing as surrendering the city, he immediately ordered a suspension of the attack and sent someone to report to Liu Bang.
Liu Bang was overjoyed when he heard this: "Really, what is the name of that general?"
"He said his name was Sudu."
"Take me to him."
Sima Xin and Long Qie looked at each other: "Let's go and have a look too."
When they came to the camp, Liu Bang and Su Du looked at each other.
The two were old acquaintances, Su Du had a playful smile, and Liu Bang tried his best to pretend to be a courteous corporal.
"General Su, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you are fine."
"Pei Gong, we are old acquaintances, you are not dead yet."
Liu Bang's face darkened, and he forced a smile: "I heard that General Su is willing to surrender the city to me, but I don't know if I can take it seriously."
"Of course it's true, but I need Pei Gong to agree to one condition."
"Oh, but it doesn't matter."
"Before I tell you the conditions, I need to tell a story first so that Pei Gong can understand it more easily."
"...Okay, you say."
"Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. There was an old monk in the temple. One day, the old monk sent the young monk down the mountain. At the bottom of the mountain, he met a stunning beauty. The young monk's name was Dengcao..."
Su Du spoke eloquently for half an hour. Finally he finished and wiped his sweat: "Where did your Majesty hear this story? It's so twisted."
Liu Bang and others looked confused as they watched Su Du finish telling this story.
Don't tell me, this sounds quite interesting. The soldiers below were all looking at Su Du eagerly, waiting for the second half of his story.
However, what you have been talking about for a long time has nothing to do with your preparations to surrender the city.
"General Su, now that the story is over, you can talk about your conditions."
"No, Pei Gong, I have a story to tell."
Upon hearing this, Liu Bang looked unkind: "You... Su Du, do you think we are fools?"
"Pei Gong, this is a matter about the right one, and it's you. Don't you want to hear it?"
"Don't talk nonsense to him, kill him." Long Qie was a little impatient. He drew his sword and was about to order an attack.
"Wait a minute, listen to what he has to say again?" Liu Bang stretched out his hand to stop him. Su Du's rainbow fart just hit him physically and mentally, and he was ready to listen to it again with great interest.
"Speaking of which, there is a country in Dongsheng China called Aolai Country, and there is a place in the country called Huaguo Mountain. There is a stubborn stone in it. Later, the stubborn stone became pregnant and gave birth to a monkey..."
"The monkey learned the Nine Swords of Dugu, and for a time there was a bloody storm in the world. The martial arts leader Bai Zhantang used his sunflower point bloody hand to fight the monkey for 300 rounds..."
"Later, Tathagata Buddha couldn't stand it anymore, so he summoned Ultraman and suppressed Sun Wukong under the Wuzhi Mountain. Then a monk named Lu Xiaofeng came..."
Another half hour passed, and when Su Du just talked about the time when Sun Wukong fought against Vegeta in Xiaoleiyin Temple in the West, Liu Bang and Sai King Sima Xin really couldn't stand listening anymore.
"Shut up, Su Du. I can see that you have no sincerity in surrendering at all, but I can give you a chance now. Surrender will save your life. If you don't surrender, I will order an attack. After the city is broken,
Leave no chickens or dogs behind.”
"Oh, you discovered it. It's a pity, I don't have chickens or dogs here."