Huang Tian followed several empresses to many houses. They were all extremely sad and sentimental.
Huang Tian originally wanted to be able to grant blessings as the God of Blessings, but the established fact cannot be changed. This is destiny, and blessings can only give some small favors, and it is impossible to change the numerology.
It is true that all living beings have different sufferings. They are all difficult to recite. They cannot be explained clearly and the path is unclear.
Therefore, Huang Tian secretly said: "For these suffering people, asking for help from officials is ineffective, so they just ask for help from God. But if they criticize even petitions for God as superstitious, then they have no credibility, and they are like zombies."
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"If you say you won't fight if you're angry, but as long as you can live and endure more suffering, what's the cost? It's already hard enough anyway."
A sense of humanity arose in Huang Tian's heart, but Huang Tian did not dare to do anything, because telling the truth has a price, and doing good deeds also has a price.
"Fortunately, East Antarctica is a world where Shintoism manifests itself. They prayed to the gods, and now they always get a response. But the gods do things, such as thunder, rain, and dew. They are gifts from heaven. If they can be effective, they have great supernatural powers. If they cannot be effective, it can only be blamed on the believers who are not pious enough.
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Baili Goddess saw Xiao Huangtian's eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth wrinkled into a ball, turning into a "bitter" child, and couldn't help but said: "Where are you now, you have become a bitter melon essence?"
Huang Tian sighed and said: "I thought that Shinto rules the world, the weather is smooth, and the country is peaceful and the people are safe."
"Then you are too idealistic." Baili squeezed Huang Tian's little face: "There are differences in life. Some people are born with enlightenment, and some people are ignorant. Everyone's merits and virtues are different. If there is no suffering, one must
What do our gods do?”
"You should not assume the perspective of a mortal. A mortal only has a few years, but they are only in a hurry. You need to look at it from the perspective of Tao. A hundred years are only a snap of the fingers."
Although it sounds cruel, there is nothing wrong with it.
A sage does nothing and teaches without saying anything. All things are done without hesitation, they are born without being born, they are done without relying on them, and they can never live after their achievements.
It’s no wonder that the first rule of the Shinto Code is not to substitute one’s own heart for Heaven’s heart. Human beings all have seven emotions and six desires. If one randomly substitutes Heaven’s heart for Heaven’s heart, they will always say “I will let the three worlds bury you with you” and “If he dares to touch a hair of yours,
I will slaughter all the people in the world." What is the difference between that and Manhuangzhou?
Huang Tian gradually realized the essence of humanity, and a circle of wisdom light emerged from the back of his head, causing the goddesses to exclaim: "Little Huang Tian, you are quite enlightened!"
"Then have you had a flash of inspiration and found a clue about a common characteristic among these families? We can integrate these and lure the snake out of the hole." The Pomegranate Goddess poked Huang Tian's ear.
"This requires a visit to the surrounding area to investigate. We can ask if their family has any ancestors or family gods they worship."
The house god is the well god, the kitchen god, the door god, etc. Although these gods are all clones, they still need to work hard to protect the house. Whether they are poor people, wealthy people, or even a family that cultivates immortality in the spiritual realm, they will worship these gods.
Domestic God.
"You are right." The bedside mother-in-law said: "Even in sleep, there are many dream creatures. Their perspective is higher, and they can also see some things that ordinary people cannot see or discover."
At present, several gods were traveling around, and Huang Tian was quite familiar with the land in the four urban districts. The land in the city was from the eighth level. The land master had taken Huang Tian to visit it before, and the first one he visited was the land in the DC district. p>
The name of this land is Wang Yixue. He was originally a private school teacher. Because he taught and educated people, he enlightened three thousand disciples, and his merits were good after his death, he was granted the title of land.
Now that Huang Tian came, Wang Yixue was very kind: "Here comes Xiao Huang Tian! Come and have tea. Xiao Li has been transferred to Taowu Town, Xiangren Prefecture for a while, and the situation is not bad. Oh my, Taowu Town is a good place."
The place has clear mountains and beautiful water. When I was a young student, I went to Taoshan to participate in a poetry meeting."
Huang Tian was very moved when he heard him asking about the situation of Tu Tu Ye, and replied: "Taowu Town is indeed good, and Grandpa is also very nice there. I have gone to see it. I really bother you to care about it."
"Xiao Li has been in Qingxuan Village for more than thirty years. He and I are old acquaintances. I have been in office for fifty years, and I still have ten years to go before I can be transferred to another place. I am not as lucky as him. Xiao Huangtian
You are also blessed, you suddenly became a mountain god and gained favor."
Huang Tian heard that he was asking if there was any way to get a promotion and a salary increase, and he immediately became happy: "Grandpa Wang, don't worry, I have a trick here. If I can crack it, I might as well get a share of the credit."
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Then he started talking about the missing child.
Wang Yixue frowned and took out the birth book to check: "I'm afraid there will be more misfortune than good."
Then a big yellow dog was summoned. The big yellow dog looked majestic and had a bone tag on its neck, which was made of gold.
Di Di sat down on the big yellow dog and invited Huang Tian. Huang Tian had to become smaller.
"There are three kingdoms in the city, namely the Sanhua Kingdom, the Dongcang Kingdom, and the Oolong Kingdom. The kingdom of the Sanhua Empress of the Sanhua Kingdom is near the Temple of Agriculture, the Dongcang Kingdom is near the countryside outside the city, and the Dongbian County Granary and Granary.
The country of Oolong has the most vast territory."
Huang Tian nodded, and he knew this. Before, the Three Flower Kingdom was not called the Three Flower Kingdom, but was called the Juli Country. Now the Juli Country has arrived in Qingxuan Village. After Qixiang Pig became a mount for Huang Tian, the Juli Country
The Lord had nothing to do, so he simply went to Qingxuan Village to build a country. He took a few country civet cats as concubines, re-established the Orange Civet Kingdom, and built a nest in the Tutu Temple as a palace.
However, after Juliu went to Qingxuan Village, there were indeed fewer rats and mice. After all, Juliuer is also the god of agriculture, the god of cats and tigers, and specializes in defeating field mice. Although he is arrogant and does not eat mice, all the wild cats under his command
He is a good mouse catcher.
"The cats, dogs, mice, sparrows, and the like are always the first to know about things in the city. Lord Wulong and I have been friends for many years, and dogs have the most sensitive noses and are good at tracking. Maybe they can help solve the case.
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Soon we arrived at the Yangshi County Government Office. The county government office was dilapidated and looked to be in disrepair. There was a kennel at the door with a sign: "There are ferocious dogs inside."
When Wang Yixue knocked on the door, a pure black thin dog came out. Huang Tian was very surprised. No wonder it is called Wulong Kingdom, and its shape does have a bit of a dragon look.
I saw the leader of Wulong Kingdom opening his mouth and saying human words: "What does the land master want to do with me?"
"There is a piece of news that comes to seek help from the king. Everyone knows that the king of Oolong is eager for justice, and is an upright dog. He is a righteous dog that is rare in a century. He also embodies the divinity of justice and can distinguish between loyalty and loyalty.
He is good and evil, assists the county magistrate in cutting down the eucalyptus, and is admired by others."
Wang Yixue was a lot of flatterers when he first came up, and even his mount, the big yellow dog, whimpered to please him, his eyes shining with admiration.
The leader of Wulong Kingdom couldn't help but feel happy when he shouted, his tail wagging, and he smiled slightly and said: "It's all a false name, it's all a false name."
Huang Tian secretly thought: What a vain black dog!
I thought for a moment, isn’t that what dogs in the yamen are like?
At that time, there was a message asking Wang Yixue if he needed to bribe him with interest for the land east of the city.
Wang Yixue smiled and said: "That's because the former King of Orange Li Kingdom liked to accept bribes. The King of Wulong Kingdom liked flattery most. As long as he can flatter you, no, he can flatter you."
When Huang Tian heard this, he thought, "I'm good at this." He immediately applied to fight, using only the words he used in meetings in his previous life.
I only heard a few key points, such as talking about spirit, thinking about ideals, praising merits, and talking about achievements. In the past, there was a rough road, and in the future, we will move towards glory. Once this was done, even Wang Yixue took a pen to record it, and said secretly: "This is the way to get promoted."
Tao!"
After talking about it for a long time, the owner of Wulong Kingdom felt numb all over his body and his soul was in a state of ecstasy.
Finally, he said directly: "Young man is very good at talking! What you say makes sense. I admire you very much. It just so happens that our Oolong Kingdom is still short of a speech officer. Although you are not a dog, the leader of this country made an exception and asked you to be the emperor.
Doctor Shi, how are you?"
Huang Tian didn't want to be a shepherd, so he politely refused.
The leader of the Oolong Kingdom felt great pity, but he was also confident: "I will not just sit idly by and ignore this matter!"
He roared loudly, and saw dogs barking in the yards of each house. Then dozens of good dogs appeared in the streets and alleys. They were the dog-herder ministers of the Oolong Kingdom.
I saw only yellow dogs, white dogs, spotted dogs, pugs, all kinds of dogs, and their intelligence is not low.
Huang Tian lamented that Gouzi was still loyal. If Juli were to rule the country, his subordinates would all be rebels. If Sanhua conspired against him, he would be the last to know.
Huang Tian thought about the goodness of dogs, so he wanted to keep a dog, but after thinking about it for a while, it depends on fate.
The civil and military officials of the Dog Kingdom listened to the instructions of the Lord of the Oolong Kingdom, and immediately went to the homes of the missing people to kiss and sniff, and even the Lord of the Oolong Kingdom also came out personally.
"The sky and the earth are infinite, and the traces of gods are traced thousands of miles away!" I saw the Lord Wulong's nose inhaling, and there were thousands of smells, whether it was the smell of living people, the smell of dead people, the smell of gods, or the smell of monsters, whatever it was,
It must have its smell.
The leader of the Wulong Kingdom assisted the county magistrate in breaking the eucalyptus, and he was very familiar with this kind of thing.
"Follow me!" The Lord of the Oolong Kingdom ran quickly, his waist as thin as a spring, and his speed was not bad. He could run several feet away in one or two steps. He was really as powerful as a swimming dragon, no wonder he was called Oolong.
Seeing that he had a clue, Huang Tian quickly notified Baili Tongyun, Bedside Granny, and Pomegranate Goddess.
Several goddesses investigated separately, each with their own circle. Among them, Baili was the master of plum blossoms, so most of the inquiries were about local plum trees.
The Pomegranate Goddess is a pomegranate flower, so she is also asking about the pomegranate tree.
But there are some other plants and trees on the left and right, and they can also get them by asking.
The little monsters also have their own ways, but they are the most well-informed.
The Bedside Granny can enter the dream world and follow the conversations with some local dream gods and demons to see if she can get hints from her sleep.
Because many things that are about to happen will have forebodings in your sleep. They are so-called precognitive dreams, and you may be able to see things in the future from them.
The latitude of the dream is reversed and confusing. It seems to be higher than the real world, and it seems to be lower than the real world.
From this chaotic latitude change and distorted spatial perception, we can jump out of the original time and space coordinates and occasionally watch what will happen in the future.
The city emperor also has his own investigation channels, including bridge gods, well gods, road gods, door gods of each household, ancestors of ancestral halls, and roof beasts on the roof. They are all gods and beasts, and they spend most of their time there.
Watching the joys and sorrows of all living beings, although I don't interfere much, I still have my own way.
In the past, I didn’t really put down my efforts to investigate. If I really wanted to investigate, there was nothing I couldn’t investigate.
After all, the city emperor is the lord of a place, commonly known as Bailihou. He is basically a local emperor and a local snake. Moreover, the Cao family has connections in Haojing of the Great Zhou Dynasty, so it can be said that its hands and eyes are all over the sky.
Lord Wulong led Huang Tian and the land east of the city to a place that he was very familiar with. It was near the Chenghuang Temple in Yangshi.
But it stopped here, and the leader of Wulong Kingdom said: "I feel that I can no longer continue the investigation. I am afraid of danger."
At this time, among the statues in the temple, the city emperor walked out directly: "What the hell! Is this county still depressed? Why did you come to your own house after all the detours?"
At this time, the three goddesses and fairies also came and said to the City Emperor: "Okay! Emperor Cao City, you hide it deeper than anyone else!"
Emperor Cao Cheng frowned: "I definitely didn't do this. Could it be the ghosts and gods in my temple?"
At that moment, they were brought to court one by one. There were hundreds of ghosts and ghosts in the Chenghuang Temple, but none of them were suspected. There was no opportunity for them to commit crimes, let alone where they hid the victimized children. All the gods felt that they had been fooled, but the mother-in-law at the bedside thought a little: "The dream guided me to see this place. When I see it in the dream, I see it. I won't lie. I think maybe it really breeds some delusions."
Kind of?"
The city emperor understood: "You mean that the strange stories of the countryside have taken shape."
The Pomegranate Goddess also understood at once: "Yes, if the rural ghost stories spread to a large scale, a regular demon will be formed. When a strange story was widely spread in East Antarctica, it caused many troubles. In the end, the queen personally took action and solved the strange story.
Rules."
Huang Tian was curious: "I was born young and don't know about this kind of worldly affairs. Can you explain it in detail?"
"About eight hundred years ago, a story suddenly became popular to coax children, probably children don't cry, children don't make noises, the tiger aunt outside the door will eat the toes first, then the ears..."
"Then a child was killed. As long as the child cried at night, the family would use this scare doll to attract strange stories."
"Dolls' fears are always simple and extreme. They can't even distinguish between dreams and reality. Many of them regard dream memories as real memories, so much so that they believe them deeply."
"You should regard this fear as the power of faith, and it is extremely pure."
Huang Tian then understood: "So it belongs to a kind of regular god? An evil god?"
"Yes, generally speaking, although this kind of weird talk will have a certain influence, it will not affect reality if it has no basis. At most, monsters will be born in the underworld and dream world." The city emperor added.
Huang Tian secretly thought, this is similar to the terrifying belief of the Demon God in the Wilderness Continent! But this one is more refined.
"The previous kaidan was a fallen cat and tiger god. With the help of kaidan, kaitan itself was realized, and the kaitan was imitated. Finally, the evil god's divinity was condensed, the true seed of Shinto was condensed, and the influence of kaidan was continuously expanded. At that time, hundreds of households, all the children
All toes and ears are missing."
Emperor Cao Cheng thought carefully for a while: "There seems to be a strange story recently." After saying that, he looked at Huang Tian: "This matter is also related to you."
Huang Tian quickly clarified the relationship: "Don't throw dirty water on me! I didn't spread such weird rumors!"
Huang Tian did spread rumors back then, but he and Nian Youyu did bad things together.
Throwing out dozens of fake exercises, causing strange phenomena, and spreading some rumors about the birth of Emperor Ye Tian's successor, they were almost discovered at that time.
Fortunately, Huang Tian's acting skills are realistic and his clear and stupid eyes are revealed.
At this time, hearing Emperor Cao Cheng say this, he thought he had been exposed, and immediately jumped a little bit, planning to bite the bullet and refuse to admit it even to death.
When Emperor Cao Cheng saw Huang Tian's wary expression, as if he didn't have three hundred taels of silver here, he smiled: "When you were kidnapped during the Master of Cooking competition, a large number of female cultivators screamed and yelled, demanding clues." p>
"The people watching behind me spread the word about it, and the more they spread, the more outrageous it became."
"At first, I just said that I saw someone secretly discussing how to take you away with a sack, and I also said that someone was following you secretly..."
"But word has spread that a man came here recently, stalked children secretly, and carried people away with sacks... Those female nuns broke down and screamed there because the children were stolen... You know, they screamed
Mom loves you, my baby, how can I live without you..."
Huang Tian touched his brow with his hand and couldn't laugh or cry. At that time, he was at the peak of his popularity and was more or less a child star idol. He was good at awakening the motherly love of the female monks by pretending to be cute, so he gained a large number of mother fans. It can only be said that he was outrageous, and he was Baili Tongyun.
At that time, the rich woman also fell in love with Huang Tian and tilted her head in ecstasy.
I didn’t expect that after my family was kidnapped, there would be a wave of rumors.
"These are relatively common rumors."
"Later on, some outrageous versions were derived. For example, a demonic cultivator came to the city emperor's spiritual realm. He was a kind of nine-child demon. He specialized in stealing babies to practice magic. He wanted to practice some kind of yin-yang demon and the five-infant skull-crushing hammer.
Such magic weapons caused panic at the time!"
"Several versions were derived later. It is said that it is not a nine-child demon, but an innate infant demon. It is a demon composed of the resentments of thousands of aborted babies. It is most jealous of newborn children and pregnant women and will strangle them.
Die, cause miscarriage or something."
"It was also said that a heart-eating demon came here. I heard that he was here to participate in the Master of Cooking competition, so he grabbed the children to make clay pot rice, dug out the hearts and livers, fried and fried..."
Judge Lu also remembered: "These files are still there, and the rumors were refuted at that time, but they were not successful at all. The more the rumors were refuted, the more serious they became. If they were not refuted, they would have no power to spread. The City Emperor had no choice but to let nature take its course and no longer interfere." "None of the demons in these rumors are good!" Empress Pomegranate frowned: "Fortunately, the root cause is actually the panic caused by Huang Tian being kidnapped, and the root cause is still here with Xiao Huangtian."
Huang Tian looked confused: "The foundation of this weird talk has already been separated from the original deeds. The root is with me. How come I don't feel anything at all?"
"For one thing, only one ghost story can be born. Although other ghost stories are born, they will devour each other and eventually find you, because you are the source, but you were not really taken away, so their existence is false.
Yes, if you were kidnapped and it became an established fact, or even swallowed you up, then the ghost story would truly take shape."
Huang Tianzhen would really thank you. This kind of thing is simply inexplicable.
So the little monsters in the mountains disappear frequently, and even the black water black snakes are attacked. Is it because they participated in this "Huang Tian was kidnapped" case?
That's right, not only Huang Tian was kidnapped at that time, there were also some other Five Elements elves, including Chiwawa, who all had the image of children. With rumors fermented and spread to the world of the underworld, I'm afraid that such a powerful person would really be born.
There are strange stories about people who are willing to use them to condense their divinity, condense rules, and become evil gods.
Huang Tian had no choice but to ask: "Then how did the Empress who gave away the child decipher the ghost story and kill the evil god?"
"Of course we have to break the rules." The Pomegranate Goddess said: "First find the root cause, and then decipher the logic of its formation based on the root cause. In this way, the strange stories will disappear, and the evil god who has lost the basis of the strange stories is not a big problem. Just capture it directly.
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Emperor Cao Cheng said: "So what do we need to do?"
The rich woman Baili Tongyun said: "Then let's repeat the original scene. Call more female cultivators to come. Xiao Huangtian will come on stage to cook, and we will be responsible for calling mommy to love you."
Emperor Cao Cheng nodded frequently: "This is a good idea. It just so happens that the stage for the God of Cooking competition in the food street has not been dismantled. Tourists often experience the God of Cooking competition, which boosts the popularity of the food street."
"I originally planned to hold a Master of Cooking competition every year, but I didn't get any investment this year. After Ji County completes its upgrade, we can hold it again. Xiao Huangtian, you will be here to support the scene!"
Huang Tian secretly said: "Emperor Cao Cheng, you know how to do business. You can think of ways to attract people like this."
But he still agreed: "Okay, okay!"
Waiting for the night, the moon is like a hook in the sky, the stars are bustling, and the food street is full of lights and feasting.
Emperor Cao Cheng, Baili Fupo and others attracted a large group of spectators, all of whom were female monks, female goblins, and even female ghosts. Anyway, the ones with a little more strength were all hiding and did not show up.
The chef of Chef Fairy House was forcibly dragged into the ring to compete with Huang Tian, simulating the scene in the Master of Chef competition at that time. They were really confused, but what could they do? They gave too much and could not refuse it.
One price.
Huang Tian returned to his original three-inch size and was extremely cute. What he was cooking at this time was a pot of hot pot with clear soup, added with mugwort and Perrin, which are good things to ward off evil and avoid plague.
The female cultivators below saw Huang Tian being so cute, holding a spatula taller than themselves, and they all burst into maternal love: "Huang Tian! Come on! Mommy loves you! Ah~~"
Huang Tian saw that the program had no effect for a long time and the strange stories did not come, so he couldn't help but come up with an idea.
At that moment, he said loudly: "The dish I cooked today is called stew yourself in an iron pot!"
After announcing the name of the dish, he jumped into the pot with a pop.