"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I visited the south mountain, and he visited the north mountain~~"
Huang Tian hummed a little tune, which was quite brisk.
Cats, dogs, cattle, sheep, and even chickens and ducks in the village can all see him, but Huang Tian has already become familiar with them, so he doesn't panic and does not disturb the villagers' rest.
Instead, rats were sneaking around, scurrying around, and then weasels, some started to catch rats, and some wanted to get into the villagers' chicken coops.
As the security captain, no, he is patrolling the police, Huang Tian must protect the property of the owner, no, he is to ensure the safety of all animals.
As an important asset in the countryside, livestock are almost the treasures of the villagers. Weasels only eat rats. If you want to eat chickens! Don’t go too far.
What's more, Huang Tian's new official position is the kind of thing that Huang Tian can use to cause trouble even if a fly sucks an extra mouthful of fecal juice.
What's more, it was this kind of weasel. Huang Tian immediately waved the ghost stick and rushed over to drive the weasel away.
The weasel's eyes were emitting green light. It saw that Huang Tian was only a few inches in size, not much bigger than a mouse. Although it had the divine light, it did not take it seriously. Instead, it grinned and wanted to drive it away so as not to affect its ability to eat chicken.
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Seeing that the weasel still dared to grin, Huang Tian smiled. This was exposing the weasel, so let's change it to an open robbery.
When he took the next tactic to escape, he reached the weasel and hit him on the leg with a ghost stick.
The weasel was in pain, so it bit Huang Tian with its mouth, and its mouth exuded a fishy stench.
Huang Tian couldn't coddle him, so he used another tactic to escape, and when he got to his hind legs, he used a three-pronged fork to stab his anus.
Feeling extremely dangerous, the weasel jumped forward and gave up eating the chicken.
Then he saw Huang Tianna almost taking away his innocence.
From then on, I was very frightened. Although this weasel has not yet transformed into a demon, it is already several years old, so it has good intelligence and is about to become a demon.
What is this thing? It looks small, but why is it so cunning and weird? The weasel is angry, knowing that if it can't crack its escape technique, it may not be able to steal the chicken.
If you continue, you will probably be beaten. If you are really raped, you can let out a stinky fart with supernatural powers, but you can't make up for the ruined innocence.
Therefore, the weasel could only leave angrily, but turned back while walking to remember Huang Tian's appearance.
Huang Tian was quite proud of having driven away the weasel.
As a result, another big snake came, and it was also a venomous snake. This venomous snake also wore glasses, and was nearly one foot long, about seven or eight feet long.
Huang Tian looked at the poisonous snake and gasped, not daring to take a breath anymore. Global warming will be my fault again.
"If this poisonous snake enters the village and hides in the shade, then it's okay. If it bites casually, then it won't let it eat?" Huang Tian thought in his mind, and then rushed forward, waving the three-pronged fork.
"No entry, no entry!"
The snake opened its small fan, and its two ring eyes were exposed. The part with its head raised in front alone was as high as five or six yellow days. The big snake looked down at Huang Tian and hissed.
Sound.
"Are you just passing by and thirsty and want to drink some water?" Huang Tian is also afraid of snakes, but fortunately he can understand snake language now. No wonder the mountain gods are the gods of snakes.
This big snake came from hundreds of miles away. When it saw the rain in Qingxuan Village, it was different from usual. It was rained by the Dragon God. Therefore, this kind of rain was also beneficial. It happened to be thirsty on the way, so it wanted to drink.
Some water.
Huang Tian was a little curious, tilted his head and asked, "Where are you rushing to?"
"Hiss."
"Go and seek refuge with relatives?"
Huang Tian also wanted to ask which relative he was seeking refuge with, but the big snake stopped talking.
So I had to personally fetch some fresh rainwater and put it in front of the big snake.
The big snake drank the water, nodded slightly to Huang Tian, then turned around and left, continuing on its way.
Huang Tian had just sent the big snake away, but he was still thinking about what kind of snake monster had come nearby, or a dragon. He could make the big snake travel a hundred miles to join him.
But then a gust of dark wind blew by, causing Huang Tian to come out of his meditation, only to see a big ghost trying to sneak into the village.
It was just the red human barrier that made him a little afraid, but he still didn't take Huang Tian seriously. In other words, Huang Tian was too short and he didn't notice it at all.
This big ghost has an indigo face, disheveled hair, no clothes on his upper body, and only two large belts on his lower body wrapped in a half leather skirt. There is an iron ring on his hands, feet, and even his neck, which seems to be shackled.
Style, holding a knife in one hand, the knife is white in color, with a gap, it looks like a paper knife, and holds a chain in the other hand. The chain is not long and can almost hang to the ground.
I saw this big ghost, first he touched the barrier with his hand, and was burned by the Yang Fire energy, but his eyes brightened up, and he realized that he could accept it, so he cut through the barrier with a knife, revealing a gap, and squeezed his body through the gap to get into the village.
Among.
The yang energy in the village slightly burned the big ghost, but it was not unacceptable. Instead, he absorbed and refined some of the yang energy, and his body became solid.
"The old man from the land has worked hard and cast many spells. Now that Qingxuan Village is empty, he just asked me to get some blood food and some incense. If I can intimidate a few foolish women to worship me,
I can also be a ghost."
Huang Tian's face darkened when he heard his wishful thinking. Eating blood, worshiping obscenely, and intimidating mortals, which one is not a serious crime listed in the laws of ghosts and gods?
Punishment! This is too much punishment!
It's just my first day on the job, and you hit me on the head.
Huang Tian immediately escaped and stopped the big ghost: "What an ugly monster! How dare you ignore this inspection and break into the village with evil intentions! Before you make a big mistake, I will take pity on you.
Survival is not easy, so leave quickly, otherwise I will destroy your soul, but I will not forgive you."
The big ghost saw that Huang Tian was short in stature but had a very vicious mouth. He was so angry that he was so angry that his mustache grew red. He couldn't help but mocked: "Is the City God's Mansion running out of money? It still can't recruit people.
Looking for someone who has not been weaned to come to watch the night parade."
"It's just a three-inch-tall radish. Even a little bastard who weighs less than 8 taels dares to say arrogant words. Get out of the way so that your grandpa can let you go. Otherwise, you'll swallow it whole and you won't be able to chew it."
You don’t need to chew it, it doesn’t taste very good. It’s a pity that I gave birth to you like an egg, so your trip to this world was in vain.”
Huang Tian went to work on his first day and was about to take over as a new official. There were three fires. Only two fires were lit in front of him. They were not very strong. This big ghost wanted to experience the third fire. How could he know?
Huang Tian’s current methods.
The big ghost mocked Huang Tian and was about to go to the cottage. He was just waiting for someone to get up at night, so that he could scare him or go to the ancestral hall to steal some incense. If there was a weak person,
You can also pester him and coax him to become your disciple. Kill a chicken every three days and get a sheep every five days. This is blood food.