Xi Feng hugged Su Yuyan's legs tightly and refused to let go, "Brother, please teach me."
Seeing this, Shang Yan followed closely, and another kneeling figure appeared, hugging Su Yuyan's other thigh, "Brother, teach me too."
"And I."
"And I."
A row of kneeling skaters appeared.
Mucheng: "......"
In fact, Su Miao's previous suggestion was quite good. Let's change the team.
These fools.
Su Yuyan had a dull face and tried to pull his legs out, but he didn't move at all, which made Xi Feng hug him tighter.
Su Miao looked gloating.
Boy, this is the consequence of being more pretentious than her.
"Brother, please love me." Xi Feng was suffering from upper body disease, so he pretended to look up at Su Yuyan.
Su Yuyan: "......"
The heart is like stagnant water.
Su Yuyan pulled out the leg with force, patted the non-existent dust on the leg with her small hands, and said coldly with an expressionless face, "Don't love me, it's useless."
The corners of Su Miao's mouth twitched slightly.
When did this kid become so humorous?
"It's useless to call him brother, why don't you try calling him ancestor." Su Miao watched the excitement and continued to add fuel to the fire without taking it too seriously.
Su Yuyan was helpless.
This mom is getting really difficult to discipline. She is definitely in the rebellious phase that is often said on the Internet.
"Ancestor~"
Xi Feng had a calm expression on his face, full of excitement.
Su Miao: "......"
It was the first time I met someone more perverted than her.
Shang Yan: "!!!"
other people:"!!!"
Playing so big?
Are you still following?
The remaining three people exchanged glances, stood up quickly, and their expressions returned to normal, as if nothing had happened just now.
Leave only the ceviox.
Mu Cheng covered his forehead and let out a long sigh, his world-weary face lined with anger.
No shame in looking at it.
Su Miao couldn't help laughing any longer, walked over, picked up the little man with an extremely dark face, "Son, mom is hungry, let's go home and eat."
Bright eyes kept blinking, trying to be cute and pass the test.
Su Yuyan looked at the face so close and sighed silently.
What can I do? After all, she is my mother.
"Okay." His tone was cold.
Su Miao curled her lips and looked sideways at Mu Cheng, "We're leaving first. Just train well as I said before."
"I'll call you if I encounter any problems." Mu Cheng nodded.
Su Miao nodded.
"Don't go, treasure."
"It's okay to leave some secrets before leaving."
Xi Feng lay on the ground, stretching his hands towards the departing backs of Su Miao and Su Yuyan, as if he would not close his eyes until death.
Everyone: “…”
Wen Chi glanced at Xi Feng, who was lying on the ground and screaming, feeling extremely disgusted. Gu Siming followed him in the same movements and expressions.
In the end, the two of them raised their heads at the same time in perfect agreement, and their eyes met in the void.
Gu Siming raised his eyebrows.
Wenchi curled up the corners of his lips.
Go ahead!
A burst of screams sounded, each one louder than the other, causing the voice-activated lights outside the yard to light up, flashing one after another.
When Mu Cheng came back from seeing Su Miao off, he saw Su Miao slumped on the ground with a ravaged look on his face and glaring eyes.
"Brother Cheng, look at them."
Mu Cheng stepped into the door and paused.
He should get on Su Miao's electric car and leave with them.
the other side.
The mother and son were leaving in an electric car, enjoying the cool breeze.
Su Miao hesitated again and again, and finally said what she had been brewing for two minutes, "Son, can we discuss something?"
"What?" Su Yuyan was curious, "Is it something very important?"
From my mother's tone, it seemed like this matter was very important.
"It's quite important." Su Miao coughed twice, "Um... son, can you give mom some extra pocket money."
Su Yuyan: "......"
How to discipline a rebellious mother, waiting for advice online——
Before Su Yuyan could react, Su Miao spoke up, "Look, mom is so good-looking. If you restrict her pocket money too much, she will easily be seduced by the colorful world outside. Then others will
I just took some fried chicken and milk tea and deceived my mother."
"Son, have you ever heard of a saying: Tell your mother to be rich, otherwise she can be defrauded by just a little profit."
"Do you know that the subsistence allowance has increased now? There are rich old people living with subsistence allowance everywhere."
"Mom is in danger!!"
At the end, Su Miao added another sentence.
There was no change in the expression on Su Yuyan's face. Her beautiful big eyes narrowed dangerously and she slowly raised her lower lip.
"It doesn't matter, Mom, it doesn't matter if you were deceived." Just find it and break the leg.
In this way, you can't go out, you can only stay at home all day long, and no one can cheat you anymore.
What a simple thing.
Su Miao: "!!!"
"Son, you don't love your mother, do you?" Su Miao was angry, "It doesn't matter what you mean by being cheated. Do you have a wild mother outside?"
"Tell me! Is she better-looking than me, can she fight better than me, or is she more lustful than me? In what way is she better than me? Tell me."
Su Yuyan: "She won't ask me to increase my pocket money."
Su Miao: "......"
I can't have this son anymore.
After being speechless for a while, Su Yuyan couldn't help but speak.
"Mom, why do you want to increase your pocket money? Tell me the reason and I will decide whether to increase your pocket money after listening to it."
Su Miao was silent.
How can this be said?
It's definitely not a good idea to say it, and you might even get scolded.
Seeing Su Miao's silence, Su Yuyan still didn't understand, "Mom, you are not young anymore. Like other mothers, when you were your age, you were already very mature and sensible."
Su Miao: "..."
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They are all involved, right? They are all mature, right? She is the only one left in adolescence, right?
"Mom, you should study more, eat well, go to bed early and get up early, especially you can't stay up late watching things that are not suitable for children. The computer was poisoned last time, and you don't have a long memory."
Su Miao: "......"
"That's nonsense. Since when have I seen things that are inappropriate for children?" She will never admit to anything she didn't do.
Su Yuyan pulled her lips, "Mom, are you really sure you didn't read it?"
"I am sure and certain that I am a very upright and kind person and will never read anything illegal."
"Wednesday night at 12:15:33, that browsing history."
"Mom, please explain to me, what does the screen full of thermos cups and fencing mean?"
"Mom, what do you mean by your comment that they have two swords, one sword is bent, and the other is also bent?"
Su Miao: "!!!"
Su Yuyan was not satisfied, so he continued, "Mom, what do you mean when you keep commenting about asking for uncensored resources? Could it be that, mom, you are asking for learning resources?"
Su Miao: "......"
wanna die.
I can get caught even if I read a cartoon, and I don’t want to live anymore.
She said that this guy has a vest. Didn't she delete her browsing history? How did he see it?
"Son, please listen to my mother's cunning explanation. It's a hot-blooded comic, and it's not suitable for children." She can't admit it. If she admits it, where will she put her mother's face in the future?
"Hot-blooded?"
Su Yuyan sneered, "Mom, I'm not a three-year-old child."
Although there are really no scenes that are not suitable for children, the content must be inappropriate for children. Although he only glanced at it briefly and the screen was full of rustling, he still understood what it meant.
"But you are a five-year-old child."
"So you don't understand the passion of adults. The passion of adults is different from the passion that you children understand..."
Su Yuyan was fooled by Su Miao and was stunned.
Is what mom said true?
Is it possible that the screen full of Sesel is the main character’s name: Sesel?
