Miss Su was obviously cooking, but why did she create the illusion that she was cooking.
Su Yuyan was not surprised and took the teapot to pour them tea.
Seeing them all looking at the kitchen with puzzled and shocked expressions, Su Yuyan comforted her, "Brothers, don't be nervous. My mother's cooking is a bit exaggerated, but it's very safe. The kitchen will never explode."
Fu Sinian swallowed nervously, "Kid, is your mother really cooking?"
"What are you talking about? Isn't she cooking? Is she refining elixirs?" He could say that his mother was not good at cooking, but others were not.
After all, you can't say anything bad about yourself, especially this is your own mother.
Fu Sinian laughed awkwardly.
It's indeed a bit like refining elixirs.
He really wanted to ask, why didn't she turn on the range hood? And he just saw that she seemed to have put a whole fish into the water.
Although he doesn't know how to cook, shouldn't fish be disembowelled? Why did he throw the whole fish into the pot?
Does Miss Su want to put the fish in the pot and raise it?
Jiu Beiquan looked complicated.
Is the kitchen really not going to explode? There is so much smoke.
Several people exchanged glances with each other, and their meaning was very clear, they just wanted to find an excuse to escape.
Su Yuyan understood the look in their eyes, curved her mouth slightly, and shouted towards the kitchen, "Mom, haven't you cooked yet? Brothers are getting ready to leave."
Jiubeifan: "???"
Zhou Yun: "???"
Fu Sinian: "???"
You kid is playing dirty.
They were just about to speak, you!!
Su Miao heard the sound and opened the kitchen door, and a complex smell instantly spread into the living room, "Son, you called me?"
"Brothers said they are hungry. If you don't serve them, they will go back." Su Yuyan's bad taste reached its peak.
Jiubeifan: "!!!"
When you smell this smell, you know you can't eat this meal.
Zhou Yun: "!!?"
Beautiful people may be more terrible at cooking.
This is no longer a question of whether it tastes good or not, but a question of horror.
Everyone else: "!!!"
I want to go home and eat my mother’s cooking.
Su Miao wiped her hands on her apron and said, "If you're hungry, tell me earlier. You're welcome. Treat yourself as if you were at home. Two dishes are already prepared. Son, you can take them out first."
"Okay, Mom." Su Yuyan walked into the kitchen with a step that was like disowning relatives.
Under everyone's frightened expressions, a pot of something was brought out.
Several people sat around the dining table, looking at the things on the table and asking the same question: "What kind of dish is this?"
Zhou Yun took a pair of clean chopsticks and fished in the basin.
"Is this a fish?" Although the meat is gone, the spine is still there.
His hand continued to fish, and the chopsticks came up again, "Is this?"
Fu Sinian narrowed his eyes and said, "Is this Tremella fungus?"
"It seems so." Everyone said in unison, the expressions on their faces changed.
Zhou Yun moved again, and the thing that came up this time exploded. Everyone looked at the thing on the chopsticks and couldn't calm down for a long time.
Jiubeifan asked in a trembling voice, "What is this?"
"Spicy...spicy strips?" Fu Sinian wasn't sure.
This time Zhou Yunlao didn't dare to fish anymore, and threw his chopsticks directly into the soup, "So, what kind of dish is this?"
Jiu Beiquan sneered, "Report the dishes to the King of Hell in advance."
Everyone: “…”
"How about we find an excuse to escape." This escape was very useful.
Su Yuyan came over with another basin of things, "No, brother, you will be beaten if you disappoint my mother."
Jiu Beiquan stopped thinking about this for a moment.
He had watched Su Miao's competition and knew how abnormal her skills were.
Fu Sinian watched Su Yuyan bring another plate of weird things and couldn't bear it anymore, "Can oranges be used to cook too?"
Su Yuyan blinked, "Why not? You can't eat it to death anyway."
It’s not him who eats it anyway.
Everyone: "..."
It's true that I can't die from eating, but I will go to the hospital for gastric lavage.
Finally, Su Miao brought out the last dish under everyone's gaze. Everyone looked at the thing in her hand and wanted to run away.
It's all black and I can't figure out what dish it is. If I had to name it, it could be called charcoal stir-fried charcoal.
Su Miao looked at them with a smile, "You're welcome, use your chopsticks, no need to wait."
Everyone: “…”
We are not being polite, we want to save our lives.
Su Miao asked them to sit down, "You all eat, you're welcome."
Seeing that they refused to move their chopsticks, Su Miao directly started to pick them up for them, "Eat quickly, this is a new dish I learned. I dare say no one has done this in the world. It is absolutely innovative."
Jiu Beiquan looked at the contents in the bowl and asked, "Su Miao, I want to ask you, what kind of dish is this?"
Su Miao clicked her chopsticks and said, "Good question. The main ingredients of this dish are pullets and eggs, so it's called descendants."
Everyone: "!!!"
A bit over the top.
Su Yuyan couldn't help but curled her lips, having seen enough of the excitement, "Mom, my brothers may not want to eat today, why don't we let them eat noodles."
Su Miao looked embarrassed, "But we have done everything, so we can't waste it."
"It doesn't matter, my brother-in-law loves to eat pullets and eggs. He will definitely like this innovative dish of yours. I will pack it back for him to eat later." Jiubei Qian grabbed the steps and hurried down.
Su Miao's expression was still awkward, "But I don't know how to make noodles."
"Mom, didn't we buy instant noodles? My brothers might want to eat them."
"Isn't that bad? It's the first time you get home and let someone eat instant noodles." Su Miao frowned.
Fu Sinian quickly explained, "It's fine, it's fine. We don't mind."
"Yes, yes, yes." Everyone agreed.
Seeing this, Su Miao was helpless.
Finally, everyone started eating a bucket of instant noodles.
Jiubeifan: This is the first time I thought instant noodles could be so delicious.
Zhou Yun: I regret saying I wanted to come for dinner.
Fu Sinian: I really want to go home for dinner.
Everyone: There is a price to pay for looking at your face.
A few people didn't dare to stay for a second longer after eating the instant noodles. After eating, they quickly made excuses to leave. It wasn't until they left the gate of the community that they took a deep breath.
It feels like the aftermath of a disaster.
Fu Sinian leaned on the wall and gasped, "Who said that beautiful people must cook delicious food? Stand up and see if I don't beat him to death."
Jiubeifan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "1"
Zhou Yun: "......"
Which key should I press to become invisible?
After a few minutes of slowing down, the group finally regained their composure and got ready to go home for dinner.
Jiubeifan picked up the bag in his hand and showed a sinister smile.
Zhou Yun shuddered when he saw this.
Does Beifan really want to give this stuff to his uncle?
