Volume 1, Five Elements, Chapter 54: Making fun of people
The mountain peaks are dangerous and the forests are deep and the grass is dense.
A group of people in the mountains, carrying bows and guns on their backs, climbed over mountains and ridges, waded through rivers and drilled forests, and went straight into the depths of the mountains.
Cui Qi and Leng Sandong were hanging at the back of the team, and the journey was leisurely and comfortable.
"Goudan, I think the second brother looks confident, but I don't feel confident. Tell me the truth, why is the second brother so confident?"
Beside Cui Qi, a young man in coarse linen clothes who looked to be sixteen or seventeen years old whispered softly with his small white teeth exposed.
"Young master, you don't know that our village is what it is today, thanks to the Xiong family. That year when my eldest brother returned to the village, all the famous people in the mountains came..."
Cui Qi said with a smile: "My eldest brother is so distinguished, he must be a famous big shot. I don't know if my eldest brother is an official in the court or..."
Goudan's eyes dodge, he scratched his head and said with a smile: "I don't know this either, I'm still a child and don't understand that."
Cui Qi smiled and did not continue to ask.
Regarding the eldest brother of the Xiong family, Cui Qi asked many people in the village in a roundabout way. As a result, every time he got to the key point, he was either blocked or couldn't tell. No one was willing to reveal anything.
Although I don't know what the boss of the Xiong family does, I can guess some of it.
Fenghuang Mountain is close to Li Guo on one side and built on the clouds on the other. It seems that Xiong Da is either serving in Li Guo's court or a member of Yunzhong Academy. Otherwise, those guys in Fenghuang Mountain would not be able to swallow their anger and let others exploit them.
Cui Qi asked about Xiong Da, not because he was curious, but because he felt that banditry had become the norm in Fenghuang Mountain.
In a country and a place, there is an emperor and a dean, but why do they turn a blind eye and turn a blind eye? The water here is probably muddy and deep.
Cui Qi's water quality has never been good, and he didn't want to survive the strong winds and waves, only to accidentally fall into a small ditch.
Cui Qi deliberately dropped a few steps and said softly: "I don't know how high the mountain is, and I don't know how deep the water is. It's better not to use your hands if you can use your brain."
Leng Sandong smiled, thinking that he didn't know who had the little feet in his ears and insisted on committing murder and arson.
"Crossing the river by feeling for the stones, take it one step at a time. They are not going to cook those horses and eat them anyway..."
While the two were talking, they suddenly heard a shout from in front of them.
"Stop, you are digging on the top of a mountain."
Xiong Er straightened his back and shouted: "Maolangou, your Grandpa Xiong Er."
The man blocking the road suddenly put on a smile and said flatteringly: "It turns out to be Brother Xiong Er. Brother is planning to go to the mountains to attend the Heroes' Meeting. How about resting in the village and quenching his thirst with a bowl of wine..."
Xiong Er waved his hand and said: "I'm in a hurry. When I'm free someday, I'll meet your village master for a drink."
With that said, the Maolangou group swaggered across the mountain...
When the man blocking the road saw Xiong Er and his group walking away, he spat: "Damn it, if it weren't for your brother's reputation, you're such a bear, you're not even worthy of carrying my shoes. Damn it, you really think of yourself as the number one
A character."
Everyone in Maolangou climbed all the way up the mountain until the sun set in the west, and then they found a place to stay.
Although Xiong Er is not smart enough, he is also a little thoughtful. The place to stay is Qilin Peak, the second peak of Phoenix Mountain.
According to Xiong Er's point of view, he must have a strong foothold and a good reputation. People must know that he, Xiong Er, is always a guest wherever he goes.
Not to mention, Qilin Village was so generous that the second master personally came out of the village to welcome him.
"It turns out it's brother Xiong Er. Why didn't you tell me in advance? I'm so far away from home to welcome you."
Xiong Er was worried when he saw that it was not the boss ghost who had come, and his face was full of displeasure.
"How dare you, how dare you. Xiong Er is no better than a hunter in Maolangou..."
The second-in-charge Skinner laughed, stepped forward, grabbed Xiong Er's hand, and headed towards the village.
"Brother, you are married, aren't you? One family talks about two different things. My eldest brother talks about you all the time and thinks too much about you. It's a pity that my eldest brother went to Phoenix Peak yesterday, otherwise I would have had eighteen bowls of wine with you."
Upon hearing this, Xiong Er's face suddenly warmed up and he said with a smile, "We can meet tomorrow, so it's not too late this night..."
Qilin Peak looks like a Qilin looking up into the distance. Qilin Village is at the foot of the peak, covering a large area, and has the name Qianlai, big ghosts and small ghosts.
Cui Qi looked at the two people in front of them hugging each other's necks and waists, as if they were closer than real brothers, but he was also smiling from ear to ear.
Along the way, Cui Qi smiled but felt bitter. The ghosts in the village, big and small, looked low in cultivation, but they all had green faces and fangs.
The face is born from the heart, and the mouth is the door to the heart. Looking so ugly and looking like a dead person, it is not easy to get along with him at first glance. It is obviously not possible to talk and discuss with these people easily.
But if he really uses a knife, he has a thousand people, and if he stands there and lets him cut it, he won't be able to finish it...
The food at Qilin Peak is good, everything is available such as flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. Even if Cui Qi didn't make it to the main table, the food was not bad.
Cui Qi, Leng Sandong and Maolangou Orion were accompanied by the little boss in the village. These people were quite enthusiastic, but their mouths were never clean when drinking...
A man with a scar on his face stood up, bumped his wine bowl against the wine bowl, looked at Cui Qi and shouted: "Sissy fucked this bowl. Grandma, if you don't do it, you are looking down on me. If you don't do it, you will go over the mountain."
The wind is a brother."
When all the little leaders saw that Cui Qi was white, clean and handsome, even the wives of the village master could not compare with her, they all felt anxious.
There is a shortage of women in the village, and the life of a group of big men is extremely miserable. Even the sow from Fei San's family has to look at her twice and tease her a few times when she goes shopping.
Now that a man who is even prettier than a woman has come to the village, how can he still tolerate it?
Cui Qi raised his eyebrows and glanced at Guo Shanfeng, then raised the corner of his mouth and said, "You can't say that you don't like it. You can drink it if you want. You have to let me open my eyes."
Guo Shanfeng drew out his horizontal knife and struck it on the case with a bang: "Brother, this knife has killed more than a dozen people..."
Cui Qi didn't wait for Shanfeng to finish his words, he shook his head and said: "It's not like I have never seen a knife used to cut people. What's there to show off?"
Guo Shanfeng said angrily: "Then tell me what you want to see."
Cui Qi smiled and said: "Gold and silver are not eye-catching, silk and silk are not rare... but there are rare birds and animals."
Guo Shanfeng laughed and said, "I thought I was going to see something, other than rare birds and animals. There are many of them in the mountains."
Cui Qi shook his head and said, "Don't fool me with your flat-haired beast."
Guo Shanfeng laughed and said: "Sissy, don't look down on us Qilin Peak. As long as you drink the wine, I will take you to see strange beasts."
Cui Qi said excitedly: "It's true."
"certainly."
Cui Qi picked up the wine bowl, raised his head and looked at the bottom. He shook the empty wine bowl in the wind and said, "The one who lies is the turtle son."
Guo Shanfeng puffed up his chest and said, "You're the one who beat me up, Guo Shanfeng."
With that said, Guo Shanfeng was about to take Cui Qi to see the strange beasts, but at this moment several small bosses stood up to stop him.
"Wait a minute..."
Cui Qi narrowed his eyes and said, "What, the old man is talking nonsense."
"The strange beasts are treasures in the village. If you want to see the treasures, you have to pass our test." The little leader picked up the wine bowl and looked at Cui Qi with a smile.
"Snapped!"
The wine bowl fell to pieces and fell into pieces...
This sound immediately silenced the noisy hall.
The skinned ghost glanced sideways at Cui Qi, then looked at Xiong Er. He seemed to be saying, I gave my brother's face to Qilin Village, so why should he touch his nose and face?
Xiong Er's face suddenly turned ugly, and he was about to stand up and scold Cui Qi. But he saw the boy holding up a jar of wine with a smile and shouting boldly.
"It's boring to drink from a bowl, but it's enjoyable to drink from this. I wonder if a few good and righteous men have the guts to drink from this jar."
As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows and glanced at the leaders...
You are so shameless on the road, no matter whether you can drink or not, you have to drink it. Otherwise, you will become a loser.
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
"Snapped……"
The wine bowl immediately shattered on the floor. Looking at the men again, they were already holding wine jars in their hands, holding their heads high, lest they be looked down upon.
Cui Qi laughed and said: "Qilin Village is indeed full of heroes. Come, I respect you brothers."
Can Cui Qi be drunk? Obviously he can't drink it if he is soaked in a wine jar all day. But if you lose someone, you won't lose face, but you can't scare people.
Cui Qi picked up the wine jar, raised his head and poured it into his mouth...
When the leaders saw this, they started making noises and raising rice paddies, which immediately pushed the banquet to a climax.
Xiong Er laughed loudly and said: "Come to the second master, let's also drink a full bowl. Don't let the younger ones compete."
There are fallen weeds on the mountain, and they have a drink together when they have nothing to do. When they are noisy, they don't stick to trivial matters.
Seeing that he was not trying to save the Qilin Village's reputation, the Skinned Ghost also laughed and drank from the bowl in one gulp.
Cui Qi put down the empty wine jar, burped and said with a smile: "Brothers, please don't give in. Drink."
It is not difficult for the few bosses to drink up a jar of wine. However, it is impossible to do it in one go without getting drunk.
But things have already arrived here, and we have to bite the bullet whether we can do it or not.
After a long drink, the wine jar is empty.
With a "crack" sound, the mountain wind knocked down the wine jar, wiping his mouth and laughing.
“Enjoyable.”
Cui Qi's face turned red and he answered: "Don't just indulge yourself, the heroes of Qilin Mountain can't keep their word..."
Qilin Village covers an area of nearly 100 acres and is divided into two parts, the front and rear. The front village is for eating and drinking, while the back village is for storage.
At this time, a group of drunkards came to the back village, but the little leader who was guarding the door was in trouble.
I saw the little boss with a cold face and snorted: "Grandma, don't open your eyes, right? There is no place for drunkenness."
Guo Shanfeng suddenly felt that he had lost face and cursed angrily: "I'm going to fuck you, you damn white-eyed wolf, don't be so fucking shameless..."
Before Guo Shanfeng could scold him, he saw the little boss behind him pointing at the white-eyed wolf and scolding him: "On weekdays, I just show off to my brothers, you are not a fucking onion. If you don't get out of the way, I will be here today."
I'll peel your skin off, make it into a human skin drum, and beat you fucking every day."
When Cui Qi saw this, he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "These brothers are all meddlesome younger brothers. I think it's better to forget it. Don't offend anyone you can't afford to offend."
The white-eyed wolf squinted at Cui Qi, couldn't help but press the horizontal knife with his hand, and said coldly: "The important place in the back village, how can it be that there are just a lot of people waiting..."
The first half of Baiyanlang's sentence "the important place behind the stronghold" actually made several small leaders look embarrassed, and they seemed to be in danger of riding a tiger. But they should not, absolutely should not, and said the second half of the sentence...
