Chapter 937: The Dangerous Consequences of Teaching a Man to Fish (Part 1)
Ordinary thickened black jeans with a plaid hood and inner collar. Autumn windbreakers commonly seen online are far from fashionable or sophisticated.
But she has a slender figure, and the red color of her coat combined with her lively energy can still make people’s eyes brighten.
I think this is a pretty pretty girl.
"Tang Bing, you are back."
Sitting at the small table and quietly flipping through a foreign novel, Gou Yu saw Tang Bing returning to the hut in such a spirited manner every time, and smiled and said hello.
"I'm freezing to death..."
Tang Bing let out a shivering cry, and kept breathing hot air into his hands.
I don’t know if it was bad luck, but the weather that was originally good suddenly turned cloudy and windy after she walked back from get out of class.
And it's still against the wind...
Unfortunately, he was wearing less clothes today, and Tang Bing felt full of malice from God.
"Why is it that Xiao or you are the only one?"
Tang Bing shivered violently and finally drove away the cold air in his body. Tang Bing looked at Gou Yu's figure beside the small table and was surprised:
"What about the senior? I remember he didn't have any classes this afternoon, right? He wasn't wrapped in a quilt and lying on the table blowing the warm air like a slime that was about to melt?"
Ah...how can I put it this way, Tang Bing, you really understand the captain...
Listening to her accurate description of Ran's state half an hour ago, Gou Yu smiled slightly with shame, then glanced at the kitchen and replied to Tang Bing:
"Captain, he will be in the kitchen right now. Since he has nothing to do in the afternoon, I taught him how to cook."
"Oh, that's it..."
Responding casually, Tang Bing took out his slippers from the shoe cabinet.
Then he suddenly reacted and turned his head in the next second.
"Σ(?Д?!!! Wait a minute, what did you just say you did!?"
"I taught the captain how to cook..."
Listening to Gou Yu repeating it blankly, Tang Bing realized that he had not heard wrongly, and Tang Bing threw herself in front of him in disbelief:
"Why!? Why do you have to teach me how to cook! Are you dissatisfied? Are you dissatisfied with the character of your cook? If you are tired of cooking every day, you will leave it to me!"
"Why would you put a scammer like the senior in the kitchen?"
Being asked such a loud question, I felt a little overwhelmed. Looking at Tang Bing who was about to cry, he was nervous and crazy.
He tried to comfort him with a chuckle:
"It doesn't matter, it's just cooking. Tang Bing, you are too worried..."
"A man who can drive a car like that, God knows what the hell he can do!"
ah....
I don't know why, this rebuttal is too convincing,
So Gou Yu was speechless.
After taking a look at the kitchen with sliding glass doors, Tang Bing felt a bad premonition and silently asked with his right eyelid twitching:
"Just in case, I still want to ask, how did you teach the elder to cook..."
"I'm just normal..."
When she said this, she became a little worried. Gou Yu truthfully stated the content of his teaching just now.
Then he saw Tang Bing kneeling directly on the carpet and collapsed.
Among all the people in the hut, Gou Yu and Tang Bing are the best at cooking. Although they don't know how to make exquisite and complicated dishes or cakes, Tang Bing's skills in various stir-fries, stews and other home-cooked dishes are outstanding.
Even Gou Yu can't compare to the sense of authenticity accumulated through living in the food.
So when he saw her like this, Gou Yu asked tentatively with some confusion:
"Um...is there anything wrong?"
"When it comes to other things, generally speaking, it's true that...it's better to teach general tool skills to children like you first,"
His tone was depressed, and he stood up unsteadily,
"but..."
Tang Bing suddenly shouted at him emphatically, shouting out a truth in this world.
"(*≧Д≦) This is not the case only when teaching people how to cook!!"
Hearing this statement, Gou Yu murmured with some shame:
"But that's how I learned..."
"Not everyone is a genius like you, who can do anything after just learning the basics!"
"And what the hell are you giving like an experiment? After so many years of cooking, this is the first time I know that the boiling point of oil is higher than that of water!"
He complained about Gou Yu's teachings in an unacceptable manner, and then Tang Bing slapped the table and loudly pointed out the root cause to him:
"To teach a novice to cook is to teach him how to cook a dish first. If you teach him how to cook in this way, it is like stuffing a pack of loose Lego into him, giving him the ability to combine freely."
"You may end up making something weird!"
His expression was also sluggish, but Gou Yu still tried to make a final attempt to redeem himself...
"Well...I checked the recipe online before telling the captain what to do..."
"If the recipe was useful, there would be no dark cuisine in this world!"
A point-to-point view that is so reasonable that it cannot be refuted at all.
Gou Yu finally realized what he had done wrong,
Suddenly, I felt uneasy.
Fangran flashed through his mind more than once.
Memories of making ‘weird stuff’...
"No... absolutely not... If you learn how to cook like a senior, you will definitely end up with something terrible..."
Swallowing in fear, Tang Bing muttered to himself with trembling eyes,
Finally, he looked solemnly towards the kitchen and made up his mind.
"Just for the sake of peace on the dining table in the future, I will definitely stop him now!"
Then she stood up and planned to rush into the kitchen, but before Tang Bing could hold the door handle, the kitchen door opened directly.
Fangran ran out happily holding the plate!
"Xiao or, Xiao or! I'm done, I'm done!"
?)?Д?(It’s too late!!
"Hey! Hulu, you're here too, huh, just in time for you to have a taste of my craftsmanship!"
While screaming in his heart, Tang Bing saw Fang Ran's 'devil' smile and looked at him. He had just come back from the cold wind and was about to use it as a poison test material.
She once again felt full of malice from God.
Seeing Fang Ran confidently placing a plate of dishes on the small table, Gou Yu and Tang Bing were both a little worried about what he had done.
Then I saw the plate of dishes on the small table,
Not to mention the amount of miscellaneous ingredients that even make people suspect that they are "fried seasonings", the first impression just looking at the color is, in a nutshell...
Black and shiny!
"Um...Captain, what are you doing...?"
Gou Yu's face was full of complexity and hesitation, he asked carefully and tentatively, and then looked at Fang Ran's hearty answer giving him a thumbs up:
"Braised ribs!"
(°Д°(°-°Is this braised pork ribs!?
There was almost no trace of red in sight, and Fang Ran looked at him with expectant eyes. He sighed and thought that this was one of the costs of avoiding the captain's dehumanization.
Gou Yu picked up a piece of pork ribs with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth.
Then two seconds later...
He showed a smile that somehow conveyed hard work.
"Well... for your first time cooking, Captain, you've done a pretty good job..."
"Right! I think so too."
Hearing Gou Yu's comments, Fangran was a little embarrassed to be praised and scratched his head.
"Then I will first..."
On the other side, Tang Bing, seeing that the situation was not going well, wanted to turn around and run away quietly...
Then Fang Ran silently grabbed his shoulders from behind.
"Gourd, as someone who is best at cooking this kind of food, you haven't tried it yet. Where are you going?"
emm...
The hut was quiet for a second.
Then....
"No! No! Let me go! Let me go quickly! I don't want to be your guinea pig, senior! Even if you beat me to death, you don't want to eat that damn thing!"
His escape was exposed, and Tang Bing immediately began to struggle noisily!
But the strength of ordinary girls has no effect on the participants.
Fangran grabbed her hands with an evil look on his face, his eyes flashed with enthusiasm and he said:
"It's okay! I've tried everything with my power, and it's edible!"
"You should use your mouth!"
While desperately resisting his claws, Tang Bing was so angry that he shouted angrily when he heard this,
However, even though she tried her best to resist, Fang Ran quickly grabbed her wrists with one hand.
"That's it! It's that kind of plot! A dish contains the creator's intention and efforts. Even if it's a little bit unpalatable, shouldn't it be eaten with a warm smile?"
"This kind of line is not what a cook like you should say!"
Seeing Fang Ran grabbing him by force and even saying such shameless words, Tang Bing blushed and yelled in frustration.
Then he twisted desperately and tried to retreat to avoid it, but to no avail. He raised his little foot with a bulging face and tried to push him away.
But the next second,
Fangran sat on her lap and easily restrained her, pushing her down and pressing Tang Bing's hands on the carpet above her head.
After striking a really bad pose,
He picked up a piece of ribs and handed it to her mouth!
He was completely unable to resist, but compared to the shame of being suppressed by a boy in this position, Tang Bing resisted as if he was about to be executed.
Looking at the piece of pitch-black ribs that was getting closer, he shook his head and screamed:
"It's going to drip! It's going to drip on my clothes!!"
"It's okay. If you get it, you can choose whatever you want online. I'll give you ten pieces and a gourd. Don't be embarrassed. Come on, open your mouth, ah~~"
Completely ignoring all the struggles of the girl beneath him, Fangran continued his actions quite 'strongly', stretching the key thing towards her mouth,
Seeing the crisis approaching, Tang Bing had no choice but to ask for help from his companions in the same camp and shouted:
"Brother! Brother, please help me! Senior, he is going to put something strange into my mouth!!"
And when he heard her shouting like this, Fangran said the classic line about the villain Zayu catching a female character with a wicked smile on his face.
"Hehehehe, brother is not here, no one will come to save you even if you scream at Hulu today!!"
"Ah!! Elegant Butterfly!!"
On the side of the small table,
Having witnessed this scene from beginning to end, Gou Yu looked at the poor postures and poor words of Fang Ran and Tang Bing, with a slightly complicated expression and was speechless.