Chapter 1009 The shocking news after returning home (Part 1)
A midnight trip yielded much more than I imagined, and at the same time, it also took much longer than expected.
I never thought that what I thought would be a visit to my home for a few days at most would turn into a month-long practice life in an extraterrestrial environment that encompasses an entire ecosystem.
This is still a case of working fast enough, getting beaten enough, and blooming both day and night...
All in all, it took longer than any time before, and I was not mentally prepared to be away for such a long time.
Fangran really missed everyone in the hut.
Before preparing to come back today, he had been looking forward to what it would be like to see everyone again.
I even thought about whether to quietly observe what everyone in the hut was doing during my absence, and then when they all returned to the hut and were doing their own things as usual,
Suddenly he opened the door and went in, shouting "I'm back" at the same time to give them a surprise.
But Fangran never expected that,
He was sent back to the hut by the immortal in a miraculous way in the blink of an eye, literally in the blink of an eye, and even directly to where he usually sat.
And what he never expected was that,
No one was in the hut at this moment. Finally, there was a gourd at home. The moment they met, the whole gourd was thrown towards me.
The worst thing is that he can't escape...
"Oh my god, there's a ghost!!!!!!!"
Poof——
As the girl screamed, her vision went dark. Fangran was hit by this blow, not to mention the thought that almost came to her mind just now.
Even the ecstasy of listening to the immortal's words was completely destroyed by him.
When I was startled, I tripped over myself, my feet scraped against the edge of the carpet and I couldn't stand still. I tried to hold down the small table and my hand slipped, causing the pudding bottle to fly and hit my head.
With his own magical power, he can easily do things that ordinary people cannot do.
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts..."
Tang Bing covered her head and cried with pain on her face. Then when she felt breathing in her chest, her face turned red and she realized that there was still someone pressing on her.
He jumped back like a rabbit in surprise, biting his tongue because of his nervousness.
"Wha... what kind of divine gate... eh!?? Senior!???"
Then he saw clearly Fang Ran who was knocked down by his blow.
The mosquito-repellent incense in his eyes fell down for several seconds, and then he tremblingly climbed up holding the small table. Although he was greeted with a 'welcome' that was completely beyond expectations as soon as he arrived home,
But it's not entirely without benefits...
For example, don't you think he can move now?
"Hey! Senior, are you back!?"
Seeing Fang Ran, who had been gone for a month, suddenly appear, Tang Bing made a sound in surprise, then went back to the small table, and breathed a sigh of relief from the shock of someone appearing in the room out of thin air:
"Ha - senior, come back as soon as you come back. Just walk through the door normally, okay? As soon as you left the living room, you came back and saw someone appear out of thin air."
"I almost had a myocardial infarction because you scared me."
As soon as I came back, I received a punch in the face. I heard that the person who did this didn't show any apology at all and even slapped me in the face.
Fangran couldn't help but rolled his eyes, rubbed his sore nose and said in a dull voice:
"Do you think I don't want to?"
"Senior, you've been gone for a month..."
When he saw Fang Ran come back, he wanted to wonder where he had been for so long, but Tang Bing's words suddenly fell silent, and finally he stared at him silently with an expressionless face.
His voice remained calm and he asked:
"Hey, senior, why are you rubbing your nose all the time?"
"acid."
Fangran also had a poker face and answered honestly.
"Oh, then why are your eyes slightly red?"
"My nose was sore after being hit."
After the words fell, the two people looked at each other with calm faces.
The air in the hut was very quiet for a while,
Then...
The next second Tang Bing rushed towards Fang Ran, holding back his strength, pinched his neck and shook him fiercely, his face turned red and he shouted:
"Fake Squid! Senior, what do you mean! Do you want to fight? It's okay to be buried in the breasts of a beautiful girl and don't care. What the hell is a sore nose!!"
Tang Bing was shaken violently by the shameful and angry Tang Bing, who was unable to resist. Fang Ran also shouted in an unacceptable tone.
"Hulu...you just clearly...didn't care..."
"I won't listen! Senior, if you don't give me a nosebleed today, you are provoking me!"
Feeling that her dignity as a girl had been challenged, and most importantly, she realized that her senior couldn't beat her now, so Tang Bing interrupted reluctantly.
"I'll go! You're...a strongman locking up a man...you're bleeding from the nose...then you're going to be beaten to such an extent!"
"rua!!rua!!!!"
After shaking the senior who had just returned until he was almost frothing at the mouth, Tang Bing finally let go of Fang Ran. Although his face was slightly red, he still expressed concern angrily:
"So...senior, what have you been doing for so long?"
"snort..."
Even though he was hit again in a weak state, when he heard her ask, Fangran still bowed his head and hugged his chest and hummed proudly,
Then his eyes were sharp, and the corners of his mouth curved into a proud and unruly arc.
"To build an exclusive car designed for me and costing up to 200 billion U.S. dollars!"
"Senior, please make a draft before you brag. Are you crazy about your own car? Don't pick such a scary topic that breaks human imagination."
Hulu, I haven’t seen you for a month and you are still the same...
Seeing Tang Bing's sharp complaints as always without hesitation, Fangran was silent for a second, and then he regained his composure, looked at the empty hut and asked:
"Speaking of which, my brother, my little brother, and the others are not here."
It’s understandable if I’m young or not here, but where’s my brother’s useless salted fish?…
"Brother Meng must be bored. He went out with Xiao Ran to buy groceries for the weekend. Sister Xia Yao often goes to dance practice during this period, and Xiao Ran hasn't come back from her self-study."
After listening to Tang Bing explain everyone's whereabouts in a few words, Fangran glanced at the time and outside the window, and found that it was almost evening in the capital.
Thinking that it was still morning when he left that fairy mountain, he finally understood,
It turns out that when the immortal said it was getting late, he was referring to this...
"Speaking of which, what were you doing when I first came back?"
Tang Bing, who had just found the pudding bottle that flew out, found that it was not broken. Tang Bing, who was just calming down, was shocked when he heard this. Fangran saw her freeze for a second.
Then he raised a particularly bright, sunny and enthusiastic smile, and his voice was so crisp and sweet that it went up an octave:
"Hey! Senior, you are back. Come on, come on, try this high-end pudding I specially left for you."
Fang Ran: "..."
Hulu, don’t you feel guilty for saying this?
And I heard everything you said when you came out just now...
Seeing Tang Bing changing his face at the speed of light and handing the pudding in a glass bottle to him, Fangran looked at himself, a junior school girl who was still in a silly style, with a complicated expression.
Finally, I sighed worriedly for him:
"Forget it, you should eat this kind of dairy product from gourd. Look at your small body and thin body."
Click——
Tang Bing's whole body turned to stone and cracked because he felt the other party's sincere concern.
"Hmph! Anyway, I'm just a bean sprout that won't gain weight...I eat it, I eat it...Senior, you're an old pervert...a giant rut...If it were Sister Xia Yao just now, you wouldn't be able to speak well.
....”
Hey, Hulu, don't give other people strange preferences without permission...
Silently watching Tang Bing, who turned his grief and anger into food after hearing his own words, turned his back and complained softly, it can be seen that although he usually looks carefree, cheerful and funny,
But as a girl, she still cares about body shape and so on.
However, based on the food standards of the hut, even Ming Ling, who occasionally came here to eat, would worry about keeping in shape. However, after being here for so long, Tang Bing was still the same as when he was in London.
This may be life...
Thinking of this, Fangran sighed with emotion, then came to Tang Bing, put his hand on one of her shoulders, and gave her a heart-warming look:
"Hulu, let's look at the problem more positively. Small breasts are not without their advantages. For example, if you look at..."
"Senior, if you want to say that your shoulder won't hurt, then I will kill you right now."
Not feeling any warmth at all, Tang Bing looked to the side of the floor and interrupted early in despair.
(￣д￣;) Uh...
The 'comforting words' that he had thought of in advance were finished first. Fangran thought for a second, then gave Tang Bing a more encouraging look and gave Tang Bing a thumbs up:
"For example, it can pass through very narrow gaps, and it is very light to hold a plank..."
"Die!!!!"
But before he could finish speaking, Tang Bing screamed with tears in his eyes and rushed towards him with his neck strangled!
"Hey! I obviously didn't say...wait...Hulu, you are taking advantage of others...ah! Yachudie! That's indecent!"
Then at this moment, the sound of pushing the door suddenly sounded,
On the way back, they happened to bump into Meng Lang, Gou Yu, Xia Yao and Fang Xiaoran. When they heard Fang Ran yelling about indecency, they