Chapter 117: Brother, you are still too cool and broken.
Um...
I forgot about leaving my brother here when I went in...
I don’t know if he was beaten to death by two lesbians.
Eh? Come to think of it, every time I enter a night battle scene, the timing and location are very bad.
When he forced his way into the women's locker room and hid in the cupboard, he was about to be discovered.
An angry mercenary dealer was buried in an earthquake when he was in a small space with a beautiful woman.
...
And this time, the damn thing happened when I entered the women’s restroom by mistake and was about to be beaten!?
My God...
But the most damning thing is that every time I get involved in a scene that I don’t want to be in, it happens to save me!?
Fangran thought silently, and then heard Meng Lang crying for mercy outside.
"Comrade Security, you have to believe me!"
"I am innocent! It was my accomplice who forcibly abducted me! I am really not a pervert!"
"It's all his fault! He's the pervert who forced himself into the women's restroom!"
A hoarse, tearful voice came from outside.
Hey! Bastard! Just blame me!
It's a shame that I still had my conscience and didn't use your face to show off!
By the way, shouldn't it be night when I come out?
How long have you been delaying the security for me outside?
At this moment, Fangran felt deeply heartbroken because he had not used Meng Lang's vest before because of his conscience!
"Are you sure what you said is true?"
"I'm sure! I'm sure!"
A voice that sounded like Meng Lang's righteous words.
Brother! I knew you would drag me into this even to death!
Fangran expressed deep contempt for this in his heart, and then sneered disdainfully!
My young brother, do you think this will allow me to share the blame with you!?
Innocent!
"Ladies, please wait a moment, we will go in and check now."
The security leader said to the people in the corridor.
There were many women in the entire corridor, including the lobby manager, the hotel's top brass, and six or seven tall security guards. A total of more than 20 people gathered around the women's restroom.
This luxury hotel takes matters such as the perversion of the women's toilets that affect its reputation very seriously!
Meng Lang felt that the two big men holding him at the moment were the best proof.
"There's no one inside! We need to check now!"
"Xiao Gao, Xiao Liu, bring that man in and accuse him!"
A female manager in a suit said, and then walked into the women's restroom first!
Many female security guards behind him also went in, blocking all possible escape routes for that person!
Brother, it’s really not me who harmed you...
It's your fucking rhythm that's so fucking awesome!
My whole life's reputation is ruined!
Meng Lang gritted his teeth and thought, No, I must not let my brother run away!
He must be shouldered with me for this huge scapegoat!
boom!
The female manager did as Meng Lang said and opened the door of the innermost compartment!
Then....
Everyone saw a weak silver-haired girl covering her chest, her face was pale and she spoke as if she was frightened,
"You...you! What...are you going to do!!"
At the same time, he glanced at Meng Lang with an invisible smile.
rash:"......"
Brother, you are a cunning bastard!!! (Meng Lang threw him angrily!)
"ah!"
The female manager was stunned for a moment, and then she suddenly thought that she was not perverted and caused a commotion by disturbing the guests when they were using the toilet, which caused immeasurable reputational damage to the hotel.
This series of things.
So we immediately started to make amends.
In the end, Yi Fangran received three nights of free accommodation in the hotel as compensation. The female manager kept apologizing, and Shi Shiran returned to the rental house.
Meng Lang was reported to the police by the security team and sent to the police station.
This incident was successfully ended.
Fangran rental house.
At this moment, the quilt-colored slime surrounded by the quilt was holding a cup of hot black wheat tangerine in both hands, closing his eyes and showing a happy smile.
Then as soon as Fangran arrived home,...
"You bastard!!! You're a guy who only knows how to use [Illusion Cards] to save yourself!"
Meng Lang kicked the door open and shouted angrily!
"Tch! Aren't you also a bastard who wants to drag me down with you!"
Then the two of them struggled together again!
"Fart! You are obviously the first to say that men are left and women are right!"
“But it’s not my fault that the hotel was so poorly designed!”
"And why did you bastard let it out so quickly!"
"You heartless brother, it's a shame that I went to the police station to rescue you yesterday!"
"Damn it! If you didn't mention it, I almost forgot that I was in trouble yesterday!"
...
Two men were wrestling and quarreling on the quilt, and the scene was very unsightly!
"enough!"
In the end, it was Ling who couldn't help it anymore and yelled at the two idiots who were still wrestling on the quilt!
Then he projected his appearance and stepped on the back of Fangran's head accurately.
"Stop talking nonsense and kneel down!"
Haven't you already trampled me to my knees?
Fangran complained silently, and then from the corner of his eye, he saw Meng Lang sitting down, who was also sitting down, with a speechless face.
"I'll go! Brother, why are you kneeling down too!?"
However, Meng Lang's face was full of dementia at this moment, looking at the projected image of Ling.
"Hey, bro, saliva... saliva... pay attention to your image..."
Even though Ling stepped on the back of his head viciously, Fangran couldn't help but start complaining when he saw Meng Lang's crazy look on his face.
"Brother, you are a jealous and hateful man! You actually stay with the Queen who is like this every day!"
After seeing Ling's true form, Meng Lang beat his hands on the ground and cried bitterly.
"You must always do such and such things with the Queen!"
Meng Lang yelled at Fangran who was stepped on with a look of envy and jealousy!
Damn it! You idiot, do you know what you are yelling at?
Are you trying to die at supersonic speed? Can you do it?
Also, if you say that being stepped on like a grandson and making a fool of yourself all day long will happen all the time!!
"Brother, to be honest, I think it is very enjoyable to be stepped on by the Queen with her thin legs wearing black stockings. Just..."
Buzz!!
The air bombarded by thought force trembled!
Meng Lang rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and passed out. His last thought before he died was...
As expected of...it's A..., and it suddenly...put me...
Meng Lang, died.
Ling clenched her fist with the power of telepathy, and withdrew her hand with pulsating veins on her forehead.
Sure enough, this guy’s brain is not normal either!
"Uh... well, let me tell you, Master Ling, this guy is already lying down, can you let me raise my head?"
Fangran asked cautiously, feeling that if he raised his head rashly now, he would see the absolute realm according to some animation-like routine (in fact, he would not), and then he would be more violently abused (this was inevitable).
So be very cautious.
"cut!"
Ling let go of him and sat on the swivel chair in front of the table.
Her long sleeves were wrapped around her chest, her thin legs wearing black stockings were crossed, and she stared at Fangran coldly with an interrogating attitude.
"Tell me carefully, what happened in the scene? I advise you to tell the truth, otherwise..."
Ling looked at Meng Lang who had fainted, and casually fired out a thought.
'Meng Lang' stood up suddenly, then quickly took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of underpants, shouting "Oh ho ho! Magical paradise!" This kind of Tengger's lyrics...
Then he jumped out of the window, plunged into the night, and started running wildly on the street!
At the same time, loud singing echoed through the night streets~
"Oh ho ho, the magical Jiuzhaigou!"
Fangran also saw the last piece of restraint (purple pants) he took off after getting out of Ling's sight.
Then Ling blew gently on her fingers and looked at Fangran. Her light golden pupils seemed to be filled with magic, and she smiled meaningfully.