Chapter 211 I'm sure most of you don't have facial cleanser...
It felt like he had a dream, a dream that felt quite long. In the dream, he finally found the sun and the moon, lifted up the dark sky of the night, and inlaid the stars with his own hands.
And before he even looked up...
Fangran slowly opened his eyes and saw Gou Yu's peaceful sleeping face close at hand. Although he was used to seeing it at ordinary times, Fang Ran, as a male, felt that Gou Yu was really handsome when he looked at it from a close distance.
shocked.
Um...so should I kiss you...?
Fangran found himself thinking about this question very strangely and seriously, and then sighed indifferently that he was getting weirder and weirder, just like the male protagonist in the harem who has no love feelings at all. (...
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Then Fangran stretched and turned around, and saw Meng Lang's sleeping face drooling and grinding his teeth.
Fangran was silent for a moment.
Silently, he picked up the pillow and slept on it, then immediately lay back down, pretending that he was not awake!
Snapped!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Damn! What?! What happened!?"
Meng Lang felt something suddenly hit his face, and he woke up in a daze. He sat up straight and looked around blankly.
In the master bedroom of the presidential suite, Fang Ran and Gou Yu were sleeping on one side of the big bed with a canopy and curtains.
rash:"......"
"Fuck! There are only three people in this room! Brother, tell me! Did I get confused by a ghost!?"
Meng Lang instantly rushed towards Fangran like a hungry tiger!
However, as soon as Meng Lang knocked down Fangran, he opened his eyes, quickly stepped aside and shouted in disbelief:
"I'll go! Brother, you actually discovered it!"
"Damn it! Are you really pretending to sleep!?"
"Oh! Brother, you are so cunning and deceived me!?"
Then the two people quickly put their hands against each other, their foreheads collided, and they started wrestling!
When Gou Yu was awakened by the movement and had no choice but to wake up and sit up, the scene he saw was next to the bed where he was lying. Meng Lang pressed Fang Ran's hands with both hands and pinned her down on the bed, letting Fang Ran struggle.
To no avail, it was a scene perfectly placed in TV dramas where a man is about to commit an inappropriate act on a woman.
The scene was extremely eye-catching.
Gou Yu looked at the two of them speechlessly. This was the first time he had seen this kind of scene. He sighed, and a thought crossed Gou Yu's mind.
I hate myself for being used to seeing this scene...
However, as soon as he saw Gou Yu waking up, Fang Ran immediately put on a weeping look:
"Xiao or, brother, he... he wants to bully me while you are asleep... 嘤嘤嘤~"
Gou Yu: "Pfft!"
Meng Lang's mouth twitched, his face full of disgust, and he looked at the fearless 'Ying Yingran' and said with disdain:
"Brother, I find that you are getting more and more unrestrained. Have you forgotten all your moral integrity because of your coma?"
Fangran sneered and curled his lips. Although he was suppressed in a shameful posture again, it did not affect him in the least from putting on this Dior expression:
"There is no need for a lower limit for a shameless person like you, brother, who relies on his right hand to be thicker than mine. And although I may have indeed forgotten something, that is definitely not my moral integrity."
"Because I remember I told you that I sold my integrity to the uncle downstairs for two yuan a pound."
rash:"......"
Brother, brother, I have only one word for you, strong!
"Captain, since you are already up, change your clothes quickly."
Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran and said, Fang Ran instantly thought, because...
He suddenly remembered that he seemed to have hit something terrible before he fell into coma...
"Brother, although you are a coward with a lustful heart but no courage, your sex luck is so damn enviable and jealous! I want to yell at you, are you the protagonist of a harem anime!?"
Meng Lang expressed his envy, jealousy and hatred with tears in his eyes.
Fangran was speechless for a moment, and then his face became hot as he remembered the feeling on his face the moment he passed out.
Vague and vague, but...
It didn't work anymore, and when I thought about it again, Fangran felt like he was going to have a fever.
He glanced fiercely at the magic energy value in the upper right corner.
Damn it! You...hum...
Forget it, I will spare you this time because you are as good as the magic book, huh!
Definitely...definitely not because of hitting something...that...what...
((?(//?Д/?/)?)): Anyway, it’s definitely not because of that!!
"Where's that beautiful sister..."
Fang Ran asked guiltily. Meng Lang let him go with a groan and replied:
"You're resting, but she told you to call her as soon as you wake up."
"Don't!"
Fangran quickly grabbed him, put his index finger in front of his mouth and said desperately, and then asked with a grimace:
"Brother, can I not go to that dance? Can't the three of us participants leave with the electromagnetic pulse drawings to create a miracle?"
"Brother, do you know that we are on the sea now. Although we have modified our route and headed north along the East China Sea border, the nearest island is hundreds of kilometers away."
"There is no ship to pick us up. On this ** sea, not to mention the three E-level scum like us, even a B-level without transportation can't create a miracle."
Meng Lang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, and then added:
"Brother, I know you can fly, but even if your magic power is enough, your physical strength is enough, your energy is enough, and your sense of direction is accurate, how long can you last without eating or drinking at your speed? Even if we have a way,
What about the brothers and the beautiful big sister of Qianlong Team?"
In the end, Meng Lang spoke with sincerity and sincerity, patting his shoulders and speaking like a generous elder placing his hopes on the younger generation:
"So, brother, the important task this time will be left to you."
Hearing what he said, Fangran could only sigh and said as if accepting his fate:
"Okay, I understand, and brother, please don't shoot me like this, I always feel like you are taking advantage of me..."
"Yo Xi, since you understand, brother, I'll call my eldest sister right away..."
"do not!!!"
Before Meng Lang could finish speaking, Fangran covered his mouth and whispered to him desperately:
"Brother! Please, just before I fainted... that person, even though I didn't mean it at all, it looked like I did it on purpose!"
"When I see that big sister now, if she insists on continuing to teach me how to dance, do you understand how embarrassed I will be in front of others!!!"
Fangran took his mouth away from Meng Lang and shook his collar vigorously with both hands.
Meng Lang looked at Fangran, who looked like a virgin in panic, and winked at him with a sweet smile:
"Brother, although your strange wording of 'that person' is like referring to that person, I know you don't have the guts. The facial cleanser is definitely not intentional. I understand, brother understands you.
of..."
If you understand me, don’t show that expression!
You know all about the damn facial cleanser, and yet you say you’re not a nerd!
Fangran screamed in his heart, but when he heard Meng Lang's words, especially those three words, his face still felt as if he had a fever.
"But don't worry, Captain, she probably won't force you to teach me anymore."
Gou Yu said from the side, Fangran blinked and asked in confusion:
"Eh? Why?"
"Because there's only an hour left before the dance starts."
Fang Ran: "..."
Meng Lang looked at Fang Ran with only one eye open and chuckled:
"Brother, you have been unconscious all day. In the morning, the beautiful woman has been taking care of you. In the end, she was too tired when you didn't respond. We tried to persuade her to go to bed. Brother, please remember to thank her later."
Fangran was shocked by the news and opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say.
"And you specifically told me that you must call her when you wake up... ugh!!"
"Brother! I'm so tired, why can't you let me rest!?"
Fang Ran said to him fiercely. Meng Lang blinked and indicated that he understood and would not call Ji Lingyan.
So Fangran finally breathed a sigh of relief. Just when he let go and was about to tell Xiaoyou, he saw Meng Lang take a deep breath after being let go, and roared with a thick voice!!!