Chapter 254: Come, take a sip of this and calm down...
On the forest road leading to downtown Beijing at night, a royal carriage pulled by two tall horses was driving at high speed!
Although it is strange to describe it this way, the carriage was running towards the capital city at a speed of fifty miles per hour, and from the passenger seat of the carriage, Fangran's exasperated screams were heard constantly.
.
"Oh!!!! No!!!!"
Holding the reins, Fang Shuzhi looked at him speechlessly, enjoying the flow of air rushing towards his face. He could be said to be moaning without any reason:
"I said, Xiao Fang, can you please stop calling me that?"
"I don't! Your car doesn't even have a seat belt, why don't you let me scream! Do you still have any humanity?"
Fangran tightly grasped the handrail of the car railing, looked at the rapidly reversing scenery on both sides with twitching lips, and severely complained about the unsafe design of the car without seat belts.
"Actually, there are such things as seat belts, but they are in the open car at the back..."
The alchemist laughed, and then swung the reins vigorously. The sweaty horse possessed by the ghost seemed to be tirelessly neighing with excitement, and sped up again!
"How about it! Xiao Fang! Doesn't it feel like fast and furious sitting on my carriage that can reach a speed of up to 100 miles per hour!?"
"Bah! Now I only have the feeling that I may be thrown out at the speed of life and death at any time!"
Listening to Fang Shuzhi's proud display, Fangran, who was holding the armrest tightly, turned his head and looked around, then looked at the two biological motors in front of him with a collapsed outlook and shouted!
And damn, even if this is the soul of a war horse you summoned from an ancient battlefield, it can reach up to 100 miles, which is ridiculous!
How can you make other carriages feel embarrassed like this!
Fangran held on to the armrest tightly, and the wind blew against him and turned him into a killer missile head!
"Xiao Fang! I will teach you the driving skills of this BMW!"
"I told you that it's not a BMW!"
The Alchemist turned a deaf ear to Fangran's roar, and started telling Fangran the driving method of the carriage from the beginning. Of course, the most important thing was the core values.
——How to show your identity by driving a carriage and making cool drifts!
Immediately afterwards, the Fang Shu user taught Fangran step by step how to control the two biological motors. After more than a kilometer of practice...
Finally, Fangran held the reins and sat in the driver's seat with a look of collapse.
Fang Shuzhi sat leisurely in the passenger seat, took out a bottle of vodka from the freezer in the back compartment, swayed the goblet, put on his sunglasses and enjoyed the breeze and sunshine and said:
"Xiao Fang, master, let me in. Practice is personal. It's time to show your true skills."
Fangran silently glanced at the reins in his hands, and the ultimate philosophical question popped into his mind again.
Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?
I...
Shouldn't I learn to drive?
Why am I sitting here holding the reins of the carriage...
In the end, Fang Ran still refused with a downcast face and Fang Shu made him cry without tears:
"Brother Fang Shu...that I am actually really..."
But before he could finish speaking, Alchemist waved his hand!
"Hey! Xiaofang, don't be afraid, I'm here! Come on, take a sip of this and calm down!"
She held the half glass of vodka in her hand and gave him a sip.
then...
boom!
Fangran leaned against the armrest and fell unconscious.
Alchemist: "..."
"Forehead...."
The alchemist looked at the goblet of vodka in which he had barely poured enough vodka, with a confused look on his face, expressing absurdity and confusion in his speechless expression.
Um...that...I...I think I gave him a bite just now...
"belch!!!!"
Just when Alchemist was looking at his wine glass in confusion, a wine belch sounded, and Fang Ran sat up straight like a straightened leek!
The waist is straight and the eyes are bright and alert!
Then he suddenly calmed down, put down the reins with a serious look, crossed his hands on his knees and put them in front of his face.
"Xiao Ke, where are we now?"
Fang Shuzhi, who looked at him and suddenly woke up, looked surprised. He hesitated and said:
"Um...Xiao Fang, what happened to you just now? Is it your first time driving a carriage and you are too nervous?"
Also, what the hell is Xiaoke...
"Well, it turns out I'm driving a carriage... burp!!"
Fangran had a look of realization on his face, then his face flushed and he burped!
"Also, don't call me Xiao Fang... burp! I'm Sakura, please call me Sakura-chan... burp!!!"
Fangran grabbed the reins and explained to the Fangshu Shi in a serious tone.
Looking at Fang Ran who couldn't help but belch wine, Fang Shuzhi's face twitched, his brows jumped, and he silently guessed an amazing answer in his heart.
I go!
Xiaofang...shouldn't he be...drunk?
But the damn vodka just now didn’t even have a bottle cap!!!
If Meng Lang knew what Master Fang Shu did, letting Fangran touch two things that he should least touch at the same time, he would definitely give a thumbs up and praise him.
hero!
"Xiao Ke, where is our destination...hiccup!...?"
Fangran turned his head and looked at Fang Shuzhi and asked, his eyes blazing with a blush on his face, but also strangely showing a little calmness.
Fang Shuzhi, who was still stunned and speechless but already drunk with just a little wine, subconsciously replied:
"Xingjiang Plaza in the center of the central city..."
"Okay! Let's... hiccup! Let's go!"
Then Fang Shuzhao saw Fang Ran take a deep breath, raise the reins in an arc, and flick them with a 'snap'!
The two tall horses neighed fiercely, raised their front legs high, and jumped out with a whoosh!
That momentum, that fierceness, caused the alchemist sitting on the side to throw his head and was pressed on the chair, with the wine glass almost smeared on his face!
"Fuck!!"
Damn, is this a catapult start?
I don’t think I’ve ever taught you this, have I?
Alchemist Fang Shu was worried, and looked at Fang Ran wildly shaking the reins as if a different person was having a convulsion!
The sound of crackling reins and crackling whips sounded one after another!
The two Yin Po horses neighed loudly, the sound of horse hooves was as frequent as heavy rain falling on the ground, and the car body was simply speeding up section by section!
And because Fangran didn't know what stability was, he just swung the reins wildly, causing the car behind to bump as if a vibrator had been inserted!
Clang, clang, clang, vibrate up and down!
"I'm going to kill you!!!"
Alchemist sat in shock on the dinging passenger seat. His whole body was jolted up and down as if he was frightened. His face was horrified, and all his hair was blown back by the wind!!
At this moment, Fang Shuzhi only had one thought in his mind!
I! Got! One! Go!
What the hell is going on with the 80-year-old start!!!!
He never expected that he originally took out the Yin Po carriage just to play a joke with Fang Ran, and then went back to the night station to teach him how to drive normally.
But Fang Shu suddenly realized that something was wrong...
Because there are two serious problems.
First, the reason why this 'BMW M760Li xDrive' can run so fast is not only because the two ghost horses are the souls of war horses from ancient battlefields, but more importantly, it is because of the magical energy value of the Alchemist.
After he created such a carriage that consumed mana and turned out to be useless, he was silently despised by all the other participants in the night game. Including this incident, it was also the last time that Su Su said that he did not use his energy.
The reason why I tinkered with all kinds of weird things to improve my strength.
As for the other question...
Alchemist discovered that the co-pilot did not have a seat belt....
"It's so f*cking awful!!!!"
He hugged the armrest of the seat tightly and let out a loud scream. This was not something he could do while sitting in a car for seventy or eighty miles. This damn thing was seventy miles away with a full open top and a 360° wide field of view.