The sound of debris being shoveled came from the direction of the balcony behind Meng Lang, adding a touch of restlessness in the hot late summer days.
"By the way, I have been hearing noises from over there these days. I have long wanted to ask, what is that doing?"
Gou Yu exhaled softly, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at the corner of Beijing University in the distance outside the balcony and asked.
"Ah, um, those are hard-working construction workers dealing with the mess left by a certain brother who had a fight with someone in someone else's playground last month."
Meng Lang took off the towel, glanced in the direction Gou Yu said, then covered it back and said.
"Captain's mess? Is the damage serious? Construction is going on in such a hot weather?"
"Hey, hey, you don't know this, Xiaoyou."
The body slowly sat up from the paralyzed state, and the towel gradually fell off, revealing Meng Lang with a wicked smile on his face. The smile was extremely evil.
"Now is the new semester for freshmen!"
"Um...so what?"
Gou Yu paused, not understanding what he meant.
"So what is the first important thing for new students to do when they enroll!?"
Wearing purple beach pants, Meng Lang suddenly banged the table and shouted loudly, startling Fang Ran who was lying in a daze above Glutton's head to wake up.
"Fuck! Brother, you...are you..."
"That's right!!!"
Meng Lang waved his hand, pinched his waist proudly, and then took advantage of the opportunity of being naked to make a gesture to show off his strong biceps, with a devilish smile on his face.
"In two days, it will be the day of military training for freshmen. As a senior, I must give them a precious opportunity to sweat and shine on the playground of Beijing University!"
Then Meng Lang gave Gou Yu a thumbs up and a bright "goodwill" smile on his face, as if he had done a small thing casually, and said quickly with an "I'm a good person, no need to thank me" expression on his face:
"So I'm asking the person in charge of this matter to prioritize the issue of the playground at Jingcheng University in the past two days."
Gou Yu: "..."
Brother Meng, do this...
Are you really not afraid of thunder and lightning?
Gou Yu thought with laughter in his heart, while Fang Ran, who was huddled in the sheets, said with a shocked face:
"F*ck! Bro, you're so suffocating that I can't fuck you any more..."
Then he gave a thumbs up and faced Meng Lang with the same bright 'goodwill' smile. The two looked at each other and smiled.
"But, I have to say, well done!"
“It’s a prize, it’s a prize, it should be, it should be.”
Meng Lang swung the towel, and while combing his hair, he secretly wiped his sweat and made a coquettish gesture, saying it very politely.
"By the way, Captain, what on earth did you do on the playground of Beijing University? Is there a lot of noise? I remember the construction of the playground has been going on for several days..."
Seeing that the two villains, both of whom were very evil in nature, had reached a consensus, Gou Yu sighed helplessly and said that the weather was really too hot. It was so hot that he almost ran out of energy to complain about the two of them.
"It's nothing, I just fought against a scheming man who pretended to be an old man, and then...fuck!!"
Halfway through his words, Fangran suddenly uttered a curse word in shock as if he had remembered something, and was stunned for a moment.
"Brother, wouldn't you die if you were not surprised?"
Meng Lang complained speechlessly, and then he saw Fangran, who was wrapped in a sheet and only wearing underwear, and was stunned for a moment.
Then he silently took out a Clow card from the sheets.
rash:"......"
Although I know this is my ability, when I think about my brother only wearing underwear,
Why does the way of taking it out feel weird...
"By the way, brother, why are you taking out this thing now..."
Meng Lang sighed helplessly, stretched out his neck and took a look, and then he saw the ice sapphire on the forehead and the bottom of the goldfish with an elegant ridged tail on the card that Fangran took out.
It is a clear and conspicuous word "frozen".
(￣ー￣)em...
"Fuck! Brother, can you take out this kind of thing earlier next time!"
After seeing the name of the Clow card clearly, Meng Lang was furious and furiously slapped the table and shouted!
"I'll go! I just remembered it, okay! How can a successor to a materialistic society like me use such unscientific things so naturally and skillfully!"
Fangran also slapped the table and shouted with a look of blame, and then he also remembered with surprise,
That's right, although the 'technical equipment' of the small fan was indeed thrown away by my brother, he still has magic!
At this moment, from the high temperature of 35°C,
That annoying feeling that the world seemed to have turned into a hot and stuffy steamer finally came to an end at this moment!
Fangran, who was so hot that he almost gave up treatment, looked at the [Freezing Card], and without caring about anything else, he took out a basin from the sheets and put it on the table. He then held up the Silver Broken Dragon Fang, preparing to give everyone a piece of ice first.
Cool.
"The waistband that hides the power of darkness, show your true power in front of me!"
However, Meng Lang and Gou Yu looked at this scene and always felt that something was wrong, something was strange.
It wasn't until Fangran raised the Silver Broken Dragon Fang that Meng Lang suddenly reacted with a look of shock on his face.
"Wait...wait a minute! Where did your basin come from!?"
"Brother, can you stop asking boring questions? Magic, this is magic."
Fangran looked at Meng Lang who interrupted his 'chanting' with disgust, curled his lips and said, and then planned to continue casting spells.
Magic...magic!?
Meng looked confused, looking at the plastic basin that appeared on the small table in front of him without any warning, and was speechless.
If I wasn't dazzled just now, my brother must have taken this basin out from under the sheets...
And then, brother, I'm wearing underwear now.
My brother told himself that this is magic.
(￣ロ￣ll).....
puff!
"Fuck your sister's magic! It's okay to take out the Clow card from the sheets, but it's too much for your sister to even take out the plastic basin! Are you wearing four-dimensional underpants!?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Meng Lang spurted blood out of his heart, shouted in incredible shock, and then grabbed Fangran's sheets to find out.
"Where are the promised successors of the materialist society who cannot naturally use such unscientific methods!?"
"Fuck! Brother! What are you going to do, Yamidie, don't pull my sheets! Xiaoor, help me, brother, he finally can't suppress his animal desires and wants to invade me!"
Seeing Meng Lang, who was only wearing purple pants, attacking fiercely, Fangran was shocked. While shouting for help to Gou Yu, he tightened his sheets and used the gluttony doll to hit Meng Lang, defending his innocence wearing only underwear. body.
However, Fangran, who originally only planned to invest 50 points of magic energy to test the waters, was in a panic.
Accidentally, the control of the mana value was a little off, and Silver Broken Dragon Fang activated [Freeze Card].
In an instant, 500 mana disappeared instantly...
boom!
Click!
Almost with the loud sound of the plastic basin being completely crushed, a burst of frosty white air suddenly spread!
Not only were the two people tearing the sheets apart, but the innocent Gou Yu on one side was also implicated and squeezed away!
The cold feeling suddenly hit me in the high temperature of 35 degrees, and then bit by bit...
Little by little....
colder and colder.
The biting cold feeling came unexpectedly...
At this moment, around the small table in the rental house, Fang Ran and Meng Lang, who were squeezed to the bedside, froze in their movements, one holding on to the sheets and the other pulling on the sheets, with the Gluttony Doll sandwiched between them.
On the newly purchased small square table, there is an ice cube larger than Fangran's bed.
The plastic basin has been crushed and is constantly exuding cold air.
Gou Yu watched this scene silently.
He knew that whenever these two people thought of an idea or wanted to do something,
There will always be some trouble for various reasons...
It eventually evolved into this situation.
The scene of the last time he came back from the scene and found the same chocolate stewed pork belly in the kitchen pot was still vivid in his mind.
"I, I, I, I, oh, I'm going!! Old, old, let me in!"
A bone-chilling cold air hit his face. Meng Lang, who was only wearing beach pants, was shivering from his hair to his toes. He felt like one of his tips was about to freeze!
"I'll choke you! Brother, don't you think it's disgusting for two men wearing only underpants to huddle together under a sheet? Are you mentally retarded? Get out of my way!"
Fang Ran, who was closest to the ice cube and almost touching it, shouted loudly and cursed. Only then did Meng Lang wake up from a dream. The two of them rolled to the balcony with their butts almost wet with urine.
Under the 'warmth' of 35 degrees outside, I was shivering with goosebumps all over my body, and I thought of it with tears streaming down my face.
Damn it, I almost froze to death in a 35-degree day!
"So, what should we do about this?"
In the room, Gou Yu, who was not affected much by wearing clothes, looked at this 'big ice bed' and sighed with a huge headache.
"Brother, you made such a big fucking piece, do you want me to freeze to death?"
"Bah! Brother, you don't even think about whose fault this is!"
On the balcony, Gou Yu saw two guys who were curled up and rubbing their arms and started to blame each other again.
"And are the ice cubes you made with the Clow Card really? Why do I feel so cold!"
"Hmm... maybe the quality of the mana value is better...?"
"Stop talking nonsense! Get rid of it quickly, we are not the Tomb Sect!"
"Um...Well...I can't seem to get rid of the ice cubes produced by [Frozen Brand]..."
Fang Ran suddenly paused and said with wandering eyes. Meng Lang suddenly looked expressionless and looked at him silently.
"....Brother, are you going to tell me that it won't melt?"
"That's not true, but as for the fact that it melts much slower than normal, I think the workers who are still cleaning the playground should give you the answer."
"..."
Suddenly having nothing to say, Meng Lang could only stare at him silently with a caring look on his face. Fangran, who felt guilty, turned his head silently and did not look at him.
"So, what you're saying is that now we just have to put on a down jacket and smash it like idiots in 35-degree heat!?"
"Ahem... If you trust me, brother, I can also try other abilities to see if I can use them to get rid of it."
Fangran turned his face away and scratched his cheek with his fingertips with a smile on his face.
rash:"......"
I suddenly felt that it would be more reliable to wear a down jacket and smash it.
Gou Yu: "..."
Stop talking, I'm going to find a down jacket.
Finally, when the three of them were wearing their own down jackets in the high temperature of 35°C, holding kitchen knives, pans, and baseball bats and banging the big ice bed as if they were doing art, they all thought of it silently in their hearts.
It would be great if...the air conditioner could be installed tomorrow...