Chapter 431: I can’t extricate myself from the battle of wits and courage between addiction and the uncle of the security department
"Brother! You bastard, you actually sold me! What a piece of shit you are!!"
"Hey, brother, you have to understand that your sacrifice is valuable. Don't you think I sold all the remaining shaved ice~"
"Then the uncle chased me half the campus on a little electric donkey!"
"Um... By the way, brother, didn't you say you wanted to run away separately?"
"I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen to the bastard chanting sutras, suffer death, one climax blow!!!"
"Fuck!!!!"
After experiencing the night when they were ganked by the security guard, the magical boy's new house was filled with such noises. It was still unsightly, but if you look closely, you can see that both guys were lowering their voices for fear of being embarrassed by Queen Ling.
Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran and Meng Lang tearing at the carpet, sighed helplessly and said:
"Since it has been discovered, we don't need to go tomorrow."
"no!"
"no!!"
However, he was met with strong opposition from two guys on the ground who were pulling each other's faces.
"Mr. Lu Xun once said that in this world there are only boxes that can be cheated to death, and there is no chicken that cannot be eaten!"
"That's right! Even if you don't know what I'm talking about in the name of Lu Xun, the freshmen who are exhausted from military training and in the scorching heat need us! They need our shaved ice!"
The two people who were still fighting among primary school students a second ago have now put on Zhang Yizheng's eloquent face, speaking high-sounding and righteous words.
Gou Yu just stared at the two of them speechlessly, thinking with a sigh in his mind.
Even if you two say this,
But isn’t it because I want to make money...
....
Due to the financial crisis, the magical boys are not willing to face the jungle at all...ahem...the uncle bows his head and admits defeat (because of lack of money). Even after being ganked, he will resolutely implement his status as a shaved ice three
It is the duty and obligation of a hero (not willing to miss such an opportunity to make money) to save those freshmen who have suffered in military training and will eventually be sunburned (their fault)!
then...
Monday.
Meng Lang, who was still sneaking around in a corner of the playground, with the cat behind the grass, poked his head around and looked around, and then whispered to Fang Ran, the dog on the other side.
"Brother, there is nothing unusual..."
"Free shaved ice! Free shaved ice, you heard it right, free shaved ice!"
Seeing Fangran running out of the house before he could finish his words, Meng Lang was speechless and just called me by my name.
Old man, do you dare to be more anxious?
...
Then, Tuesday.
Moving to another corner of the playground, Gou Yu stood at the intersection next to the outer wall, took a look, sighed, and waved to Fang Ran and Meng Lang who had already entered the playground.
"Captain, no..."
"Free shaved ice! Free shaved ice, yes, free shaved ice. Don't miss this opportunity, you will never come back!"
rash:"......"
Brother, you can actually be more anxious, and you fucking called my name again!
Gou Yu: "..."
Um, captain... what I want to say is that 'there is nothing we can do, the uncle is already here'...
"Hey! You guys! Who asked you to come in and sell here again!? Hey... don't run! Stop!"
...
After that, Wednesday.
"You brats are sneaking in here again to steal water and sell shaved ice. I'm going to beat you to death now!"
After a flurry of ping-pong, three embarrassed figures suddenly appeared from the first-floor window of the teaching building next to the playground of Beijing University, swallowing their saliva and shouting:
"I'll go! We came here specially to steal water at six o'clock in the morning, but I didn't expect that the uncle actually learned bad things and learned to squat on us!"
"Fuck! Brother, what are you talking about? Hurry up and push the cart!"
"Oh, I said we should not..."
"No!!!" x2
In this case, as soon as the old man, whose legs and age did not allow him to climb through the window, came around from the door, he had already pushed the electric car carrying the pickled vegetable vat and disappeared, leaving the old man alone, helpless and furious.
"You brats, don't let me catch you!!!"
...
Thursday.
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...
In the pitch dark, the favorite environment of horror movies, the sound of gurgling liquids keeps making weird noises. This is a terrifying situation that is enough to scare people to death. It will follow you as you walk in the dark and deserted corridors.
, stairs one after another, all the time... all the time...
always!!!
It keeps ringing behind you!!!!
Hurry! Tear off the hair and tie it into a knot, throw it behind you and let it pick it up! Hurry! Hurry! Cover the face of the doll with its eyes open and let it eat it!
On the first floor of a teaching building, the thirteenth window from the left is under the window with this mysterious number that is regarded as an ominous symbol by the West!
It was a strange figure curled up in the moving darkness, its pale face suddenly illuminated by the light, pointing at the source of the terrifying sound they made, and letting out a terrifying roar!
"Hold the grass! Brother, why are you pointing the fucking water pipe at me? You're pointing at the cylinder, my pants are all wet by your cum!!!"
"It's so dark that I can't see clearly!"
"So, didn't I give you a flashlight?"
"I...fuck...bro, you came up with the idea of coming here to steal water at three o'clock in the middle of the night wearing a curtain and cloak as night clothes before dawn. You are really a genius!"
"Aren't I scared because the uncle kept squatting on his back yesterday? Besides, it's okay, bro. After all, we are active participants in the dark."
"But, brother, I think our stealing water in the middle of the night is simply smearing the identity of the participants. If we tell anyone, we will easily be beaten..."
"Forehead...."
...
And then, um, Friday.
"I want a cup of shaved ice, and your smile, little brother!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! A lively, cute and energetic girl came to the shaved ice stall in the corner of the playground and said with a loud smile.
"Give."
Seeing her looking so happy and energetic, Gou Yu also smiled and handed her a cup of prepared shaved ice, but the beautiful smile somehow revealed the vicissitudes of life and tiredness.
"Hmm...wow~~"?(?≧?≦?)??
As soon as she received the shaved ice, the girl put a large spoonful into her mouth, then covered her head, closed her eyes tightly and endured the headache with a happy smile.
"The sweetness is really great. Is the one I bought this time floral? Lucky! You are really awesome for making shaved ice like this!"
"Ah, haha...Thank you for the compliment. It would be great if you are satisfied."
Gou Yu's smile froze for a second, and then he replied with a smile, while listening to the sound coming from behind him...
"Damn it! That's the shaved ice made with my ability! My ability! My...ugh!"
There was the sound of a staff member suddenly getting angry, grabbing two knives and trying to come forward to argue, and the sound of a staff member holding him up and covering his mouth to comfort him.
"Brother! Calm down, calm down. This girl is just being polite and finding a topic to strike up a conversation with."
"Are you still selling it this afternoon?"
Girl Yuanqi bit her plastic spoon and stared at Gou Yu's face, staring at him without hesitation and asked.
"Why do you ask?"
Gou Yu said with a bit of laughter, and placed another box of shaved ice. This allows people who buy shaved ice to directly take the shaved ice and scan the QR code to pay without him having to greet them. This perfectly solves the problem of too many people and too little time.
It comes from their rich experience in fighting with the security officer in the past few days.
However, when Gou Yu asked in return, Yuanqi girl shook the plastic spoon, raised her eyebrows, and thought for a moment innocently and said:
"Because everyone has guessed that you are selling shaved ice so cheaply in such a hot weather. You must be selling shaved ice as a hobby, and then indulge in the fun of fighting wits with our school security officer all day long, so we all
I was wondering if you would just stop selling it and go play with the uncle..."
The boys who were scanning the code with shaved ice next to them also nodded in agreement:
"Yes, yes."
"Yes, we are worried that one day you will stop working and there will be no shaved ice to sell."
Gou Yu: "..."
Is that what you think?
"The devil is so addicted to the fun of battle of wits and courage with Uncle Chen who only hinders others from making money! Brother, let me go, I'm going to kill her, I'm going to... ugh!"
"Brother, can you please calm down for a while? And don't you even know the uncle's last name!?"
Zha Maoran, who was holding up his two swords, was stopped by Meng Lang again.
However, the girl didn't shut up at this time. After she finished the last spoonful of shaved ice, she murmured to herself with happiness on her face:
"Ah...it's delicious. Little brother, your shaved ice is so delicious, and you know how to make cakes. You're so handsome. I really want to take you home and keep making delicious food for me~~!"
Seeing the happy blush on her face, Gou Yu felt a little embarrassed by such a straightforward compliment. He was at a loss when he heard the voice behind him and started to get restless again.
"Damn it! That's the little one I want to take home! My little one! My...uhhhhh!!"
"Brother, oh my... holy shit! Don't bite my hand! Xiaoor! Hurry up and fool that girl away!"
Gou Yu: "..."
Uncle, although I don’t know if you can hear my prayer,