Chapter 444: The hot spring welfare round as a conventional plot ~
In the Magic City of China, in front of the largest and most luxurious night entertainment venue for adult men in this most prosperous city, Gou Yu looked at the two bastards in front of him who jumped together and shouted loudly,
I can't wait to stuff this girl's flyer into their mouths!
"You two guys, you said you were going to separate, but that's why you came to a place like this!?"
Gou Yu felt his brows twitching, and then he glanced around. There was an aura everywhere that clearly said, 'When minors stop, so do young virgins.'
"Xiao You, you don't understand the charm of the big sword at all! That is every man's dream, especially the kind who can openly look for the big sword to satisfy his curiosity..."
Seeing Fang Ran shouting loudly and explaining to himself some kind of nonsense that he didn't understand with a heartbroken look on his face, Gou Yu looked at him silently and calmly.
"Okay, captain, I will tell your sister tomorrow that you want to go to a place like this..."
"Wait a minute, I'm reporting this. In fact, it was my brother who insisted on bringing me here."
Listening to Gou Yu's expressionless words, Fangran's expression suddenly froze in embarrassment as he wanted to popularize the importance of the great sword to men, and then his face betrayed Meng Lang for a second.
"Damn it!! Brother, why are you so rebellious? Could you please be more decisive!?"
"Fuck! You are not afraid of being found out by your parents. If my dad knew that I secretly came to a place like this, he would give me a slight discount!"
"Fart! How the hell do you know I'm not afraid anymore! If I wasn't afraid, why the hell would I never come here!?"
The two men's tacit alliance to seek men's dreams broke down in a second, and they started to choke each other and started to fight.
"Sigh... So, isn't there just the three of us in this scene? What's the use of finding a place like that?"
Seeing the two people fighting each other on the streets of Shanghai, Gou Yu rubbed his eyebrows and couldn't laugh or cry at the same time, thinking that he was lucky that he didn't believe the lies about these two bastards acting separately and came here.
"I...we...are just curious!!!"
Fang Ran, who was shaking each other's necks with Meng Lang, suddenly felt sad when he heard this. Hearing his heartfelt cry, Meng Lang couldn't help but stop and cover his face.
"A guy who hasn't even had a girlfriend for twenty years in his life would of course want to secretly go to a place that looks very lively, where everyone drinks together and there are all kinds of beautiful women around!"
A certain magical boy who had been single for twenty years let out a cry of pain from the depths of his heart, and tried to wipe his nose on Gou Yu's chest and cried out in failure, beating the ground and shouting angrily.
However, Gou Yu twitched the corner of his mouth slightly and looked at Fang Ran silently.
Captain, not only do you have a bad ability to drink, but you are also very troublesome when you are drunk. You are also a guy who has bad words for women when you see them. It’s a shame that you dare to go to a place like that...
And being single or something...
A female figure that he knew at least flashed in his mind. Looking at the scene in front of him, Gou Yu felt that he could not feel any sympathy and complained silently.
No matter what you think, it's all because you, captain, are too salty...
"Brother, don't be sad. We have to be strong. Come on, let's sit inside first."
Meng Lang also had a "sad but strong" look on his face and patted his shoulder, like the kind of old man who would say, "It's okay, kid, it will all pass."
"That's right, I have to be strong. Brother, you are fine even though you are running for three years. How can I be disappointed? Come on, let's go in!"
Encouraged by Meng Lang, Fangran cheered up and strode towards the largest nightclub in the Magic City.
Meng Kuai Ben San's Lang: "..."
Brother, will you only use this way to hurt me to cheer me up? And damn, I'm only twenty-five this year!
Ben San, Ben your sister...uh...
Run for your brother's three!
Meng Lang, who didn't realize there was anything wrong with his inner complaints, rolled his eyes and didn't bother to argue with Fangran. He also took a few steps and ran towards the nightclub impatiently.
After Gou Yu, who was at the back, saw all this nonsense, he still let these two bastards sneak into that place and sighed helplessly.
Alas, I always feel like the tricks of these two guys have succeeded again...
Slightly helpless, Gou Yu followed his two idiots into this nightclub, which was both luxurious and intoxicating. Gou Yu was slightly surprised by the interior decoration, although it was far inferior to the Pearl of the Night that the three of them had been to.
But to be able to exist in a city like Shanghai, the level of luxury of this nightclub is naturally quite high. In short, it is not a place that ordinary people can afford to come to.
In the splendid front hall, on the almost transparent smooth floor tiles, from the silver tassel curtain decoration to the wooden carvings of the stair handrails, and under the magnificent chandeliers, two magical boys suddenly burst into exclamation.
"Wow, bro, is this a nightclub!?"
"Brother, calm down, this level is still far behind the top clubs. Our main goal is to find a unique place that is not found in clubs, full of all kinds of revealing posters and all kinds of sex toys on the table!
"
"Is it a unique place?"
Looking at Meng Lang who had stopped drinking, Fangran swallowed his saliva while looking at the unknown front, and asked seriously:
"Yes, it's a unique place."
Meng Lang nodded affirmatively and replied solemnly and repeatedly.
Gou Yu: "..."
Do you two guys with 'character' written all over your face know what terrible things you are saying!?
"Then brother..."
Fangran looked at Meng Lang and nodded.
"Brother..."
Meng Lang also looked at Fangran and nodded.
Then the two of them roared loudly in unison, as if they were comrades with a clear understanding of each other:
"You can also beat me!!!" x2
After shouting as if he was going on an expedition, Gou Yu felt like his eyes were dazzled, and the figures of the two guys in front of him rushed into the nightclub like devils entering a village!
Gou Yu, who was standing in the front hall, heard the fuss made by these two guys...
"Wow, bro, Dee Tai! Is this the kind of person who can jump and start..."
"Yeah, that's right, bro!"
"Wow, bro, there's a bar over there. Isn't it the kind of thing where as long as you pretend to be a mature prodigal with a hoarse voice and say, 'I want a cup of hot kiss from the lady,' a beautiful bartender will throw her arms around you?"
....”
"Yeah, that's right, bro!"
"Hey, brother, look at it! The iron pipe!!! It must be the kind of bunny girl wearing black silk high heels who will pretend to be unsteady and fall into your arms as long as she is generous enough to dance on it.
..."
"Yeah, that's right, bro!"
....
.....
Listening to the two guys running around in the empty nightclub, shouting loudly and shocked words that were exponentially worse,
When I saw these two guys, one holding a bunny girl costume in his hand, the other waving stockings, and laughing wildly at each other, "ah ha ha ha ha", they completely let themselves go, like two mentally retarded people, stealing a handful of joy from in front of them.
He ran past with a huff and jumped into the room on the other side,
With his brows twitching, Gou Yu couldn't bear it anymore and finally couldn't suppress the anger in his heart,
Enough is enough for you two!!!
And what on earth do you worthless guys understand about nightclubs!!!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯︵┻━┻!
"Little or! Little or!!"
"Little or! Little or! Little or!!"
Then at this moment, Gou Yu suddenly saw these two mentally retarded guys rushing out from the door directly in front of him, shouting his name, and wearing black rabbit ears on their heads...
Gou Yu: "..."
(Can’t complain...)
To be honest, at this moment, Gou Yu felt as if his two domestic huskies were happily rushing toward him.
"There is a hot spring in this nightclub! Hot spring!! What a hot spring for a place like this!!!"
Fang Ran said with an unbearable blush on his face, and Gou Yu looked at him with a complicated expression, guessing what he wanted to say, he raised his forehead and sighed.
"I dont go."
As I said, there are only three of us here. Even if there is a hot spring, there are no women, and there is no possibility of any special services. So, Captain, what are you excited about!!!
"Xiao Or! It's a rare opportunity to come out and play, how can you be so boring!"
Meng Lang silently put his hand on Gou Yu's shoulder. Gou Yu's mouth twitched and he felt something bad and said silently:
"Um...Brother Meng, have you forgotten that we are here to help the captain finish the scene..."
“It’s useless to talk more!!!” x2
"Hey! Wait! You want...!"
Before Gou Yu could finish speaking, Fangran and Meng Lang both let out a loud roar, and then one shouldered and the other raised a leg. In addition, one of the two guys was already tall and strong, and the other had been training all summer.
So regardless of Gou Yu's resistance, without saying a word, he resisted him one after another like a peasant girl, and ran towards the hot spring behind!
..................................(Gou Yu)
e=e=e=?┏((*￣?￣)┛┏(*≧?≦)┛
"Wow, let's go to the hot springs~~!!"
"Ahahaha, let's go to the hot springs~~~!!"
Gou Yu, who was being carried by these two guys, looked at the ceiling and glass chandeliers that were flying across the sky, his whole body trembling and he gritted his teeth and roared: