Chapter 6: First force you to use magic, and then teach you science
"I'll fuck your sister!"
The melancholy Fangran suddenly flicked his belt, and the belt hit the ground twice like an oak stick. Fangran suddenly covered his face with one hand and couldn't bear to look at it:
"I must have destroyed the galaxy in my previous life. What is this!?"
I have never heard that the first ability the protagonist acquires at the beginning is that his waistband turns into a wand!
Steve Jobs once said - How can a person be fired from his own company?
Fang Ran also wanted to raise a deep philosophical question - how can a person's life be saved by his own belt?
Forget it, calm down and pick up your waistband first!
Fangran, you must calm down...
The more you get to this point, the more time you can show your man’s composure!
Let’s first analyze the situation according to the routine of the male protagonist Long Aotian in the Internet article being involved in the main god’s space.
First of all, I don't know where this place is.
Secondly, I don't know how to leave this place.
Then, I don't know what exactly happened.
Finally, I came to a conclusion.
....
"Analyze your sister! First a station collapses, and then a building collapses. What can I analyze about the collapse of the building wherever you go!?"
With a violent throw, the waistband that had just changed was thrown away for the second time, and Fangran was so angry that he broke it!
not calm!
Fangran, you must calm down...
The more you get to this point, the more time you can show your man’s composure!
First, let’s analyze the situation normally. Since that trouser waistband... Bah! My own magic wand saved me, that means that trouser waistband... Bah! The magic wand really has magic power.
In other words, can you really release magic according to the animation routine?
Fangran felt happy at first, but Dako...cough cough, frowned, feeling that things were not that simple.jpg.
As for other unlucky things, em. No, it’s not a bad thing if the building collapses, isn’t it? It’s not your building anyway.
And, you see, the most important thing is...
That stupid zombie was crushed to death too!
Wahahahahahahahaha! (Laughing wildly)
Thinking of this, Fangran was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly in his heart.
That's right, since those stupid zombies were crushed to death, that means that what happened when I was saved by my belt just now,
No one! No creature to see!
"I am indeed very lucky!"
Fangran nodded slightly and said shamelessly, then he picked up the wand from the waistband of his trousers and was about to leave, but suddenly gravel fell from the side.
The familiar upper body of the zombie appeared in front of Fangran.
"Hi! Roar!"
Ah, this familiar roar.
The air suddenly felt a little quiet, and the zombies suddenly fell silent. They stared lovingly at Fangran for five seconds. The smell of love floating in the air might be...
emm..
"Roar!!!"
"Fuck!!!"
The zombies were the first to break the silence. They roared like a general calling for battle. They opened their arms and wanted to rush towards Fangran, but their lower body was still stuck.
Late at night, in an uninhabited city, roaring, and inhuman zombies, this brings to ordinary people who have only experienced ordinary life and do not believe in ghosts a scene that is no less than a horror movie and a thrilling look and feel.
Rang Fangran was not to be outdone. With a shake of his legs, he almost knelt down in front of the zombie father!
Think about it if it wasn't God's perspective, if you suddenly found yourself in an empty city with no one at night, running through the streets at night with your lungs burning, just to escape from the terrifying creatures chasing you behind you.
How do you feel about what's going on...
The ghost is still there, didn't you kill him just like that?
What to do? What to do? What to do!?
The moment his eyes stagnated, Fangran started thinking crazily.
...
...
"Sword, cut!!"
In mid-air, a sword light flashed across, Ye Sheng stepped on the flying sword, drew out a sword technique, and slashed towards the middle-aged gentleman with a sword energy.
"Haha, you are really outstanding. You have such strength at such a young age."
The middle-aged gentleman smiled gently, raised his cane and tapped the ground. A huge and ferocious demon suddenly crawled out of the crack that appeared out of thin air and stood in front of the middle-aged gentleman.
bump!
The sword energy collapsed, leaving an insignificant trace on the demon gentleman.
"Damn it!"
Yesheng frowned and whispered, took a deep breath, and planned to take another detour to look for opportunities.
At this moment, there were more than one battle going on upstairs in the original ruins of the building. Just the collision of lightning and flames downstairs caused huge explosions from time to time, shaking the ground beneath the middle-aged gentleman's feet.
"Oh, this is really lively." The middle-aged gentleman smiled and shook his head, looked at Ye Sheng and said sincerely: "Little girl, why don't you just let it go? Why are you pestering me?"
"If you leave obediently, I won't pester you."
Ye Sheng said coldly, and the middle-aged gentleman shook his head and said helplessly:
"Hey, it's such a pity, then I have to..."
"Kill you."
After the words fell, Ye Sheng's pupils suddenly shrank! A strong sense of crisis suddenly arose!
"Sister Sheng! Be careful!"
Hua Ling, who was restraining the other person, exclaimed and pointed at Ye Sheng's back!
Ye Sheng didn't even think about picking up the sword and turning around, but before she could see clearly the appearance of the demon behind her, she was punched in the abdomen, and her whole body flew in one direction like a shooting star!
...
...
On the other side, Fangran, who was confronting the zombies, finally found a way!
He found that the wall behind him seemed to be something he could climb up, but after climbing up, as long as he pushed the gravel, no one could get up!
Go ahead! It’s a perfect path!
Also, I am really very witty!
"Just stay here by yourself!"
Forcibly restraining his fear, Fangran said a few words, turned around and left.
Hey! Just climb that wall!
Fangran ran in that direction with excitement on his face, and after just two steps, he saw a black shadow coming from the other direction of the collapsed building, and it was from the direction of the sky.
boom!
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The wall collapsed.
Fang Ran: "..."
No, do you want to be slapped in the face like this?
A second later, Fangran raised his palm tremblingly, trembling with doubt, and thought of a terrifying possibility with despair on his face.
Could it be that I really collapsed wherever I walked!?
Fangran was in a huge trance and shock. He didn't even see Ye Sheng who was unconscious in the rubble.
"Roar!!"
The zombie roared again, pulling at the rubble around him, and seemed to be able to break free immediately.
Seeing this, Fangran finally gave up and exhaled a breath as if resigned to his fate, grabbed his hair and sighed helplessly:
"Well, fate, you win."
I use it, can’t I use it!?
No longer caring whether the thing you are holding is a belt or a magic wand, put aside distracting thoughts, every action in your memory is awakened in your mind!
The magic wand began to spin in Fangran's hand!
"I command you to become the sharpest sword in my hand!"
He took out the thick and extraordinary card and threw it in front of him with the same action as Sakura in the anime. Even though he felt that such an action was extremely embarrassing and shameful, he raised the wand in his hand, gritted his teeth and shouted!
"The seal is lifted!"
Then....
The Clow card fell directly to the ground.
Because Newton explained the existence of gravity and other forces.
So it's not magically spinning in mid-air.
The waistband...oh no, the wand was knocked into the air, and the air suddenly became deathly quiet.
Fangran suddenly felt a sense of deception.
Obviously I worked so hard, I even yelled out some shameful lines, I...
You worked really hard!
The waistband of his trousers fell to the ground again, Fangran frowned, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth!
"How the hell did God teach me objective science when he forced me to use magic!?"