Chapter 59: Get the fuck off the steering wheel!!!
"Then let's go! Find a way to destroy that C-13!"
Fangran strode towards the door and became the first participant to push out the door.
"Okay! Brother! Let's go!"
The two funny men strode out of the tea room and walked into the night of this strange city. They were about to experience three nights of 'wonderful and exciting' time!
"Hey! There's an Audi there with the key still in it!"
As soon as he went out, Fangran spotted an Audi car with the key still inserted under the steering wheel. Maybe the owner was parked here outside the scene.
"Brother, can you drive?"
Meng Lang was curious, and as soon as he asked, Fangran waved his hand and said loudly without even hearing him!
"let's go!"
As he said that, he took out the silver dragon tooth, broke the car window, opened the car door from the inside, got in gracefully, then put one arm on the car window and snapped his fingers.
, raised his chin, and said in an elegant manner:
"boarding!"
rash:"......"
Ling: "..."
Did this guy suddenly take the wrong medicine?
"Uh...hehe, I just wanted to try saying that once!" Fangran explained nonchalantly.
It’s definitely not the reason why I thought the last time I saw Si Ai coolly using flame to fuse the car lock and asked me to get in the car was so cool that I wanted to try it too!
"And..." Fangran touched the steering wheel excitedly: "My mother has been urging me to take the driver's license test, and I just want to practice now."
In fact, Fangran had some small plans that he hadn't revealed yet. According to Fang's mother, he was worried that Fangran wouldn't be able to pass the driving test, so he planned to let Fangran sign up for the more expensive 'stable class', but Fangran was thinking about it at the moment.
If you develop your driving skills in night battles and sign up for a cheap regular class, the difference will be...
Guhehehe~~
Isn’t it beautiful~~~
Meng Lang and Ling looked at Fangran, who was a little morbidly excited at the moment, with speechless faces. Fangran saw that they hadn't gotten into the car yet, so she couldn't help shouting angrily:
"Hey! What do you mean! It's not like I don't know how to..."
"Which one is on the right, the brake or the accelerator!!??"
Meng Lang jumped out and shouted!
Don't look at this problem as a simple retardation, but in fact, most people, especially the 80% of students who have not yet gone to driving school.
Do not know at all.
For example, someone...
"Forehead..."
Fangran suddenly sweated profusely, and then thought rapidly!
People are generally accustomed to the right leg, and things like the accelerator, which are often stepped on, must be placed in the position that people are accustomed to, so...
"right."
Fangran looked straight ahead, pretending that he knew.
"You guessed it, right?"
"no."
"..."
"..."
Meng Lang looked suspicious, then calmly tried and said:
"What about the clutch? It's in the middle, right?"
"Clutch?"
Fang Ran was stunned for a second, looked down, and then looked at Meng Lang with a sneer:
"Brother, don't make trouble. I only have two pedals under my feet. Have you ever driven a car? What about the clutch? Did you deliberately make it up to deceive me?"
I've never driven a car.
I lied to him.
I've been driving around town in sports cars since I was a teenager...
A newbie who didn't even know how to press a clutch told me that I had never driven a car before, so I lied to him.
...
Meng Lang fell silent.
Then he took a deep breath of air.
Finally he roared:
"You, his, mother, get out of my driver's seat right now!!!"
"I don't!!!"
Fangran hugged the steering wheel tightly, as if he wouldn't let go!
A perfect interpretation of what it means to rather die than surrender!
Meng Lang looked at the sky speechlessly, not thinking consciously at all.
How could I encounter such a heartbreaking thing?
Seeing Fangran's expression of 'I just want to drive', Meng Lang had no choice but to take the passenger seat. As soon as he sat down, a sharp pain came from his buttocks!
"Ah!!! Stung me to death!!!!"
Forgot about the glass this bastard stabbed from here.
...
...
On a brightly lit street illuminated by orange lights, an Audi was 'racing' on the road as if it had drunk fake wine.
That's called wantonness, that's called free and easy!
At this moment, two voices in the car were rising and falling one after another!
"In gear! In gear! In gear!"
"oh!"
"Clutch! Loosen the clutch! Loosen!!"
"oh oh!"
"Accelerator! Don't step on the accelerator all the time! Don't step on it! Do you want to kill someone?"
"Oh oh oh!"
"Turn around! Damn it! Turn around! Are you going to climb a tree!!"
"oh oh!!"
"Get it right! Get it right! Stop twisting the steering wheel!! You're almost on the sidewalk!!"
"Oh oh oh!"
"I'm going! Don't twist it twice! Don't! That's the wall over there! Brake! Brake!! Damn it! What are you doing by stepping on the accelerator!!!!"
boom!!!!!!!
With a loud noise, the black Audi hit the windbreak tree hard!
The front of the car was deformed, smoke was even slowly coming out, and the bumper was completely scrapped, but at this moment.
Meng Lang was extremely grateful for the existence of the bumper. Really, he felt that if he continued like this, if he continued to ride in Fangran's car like this, he felt that even his few lives would not be enough.
Really, Meng Lang felt that it was too fatal to sit in the car of a person who didn't even know that the steering wheel could only be turned one and a half times.
It’s okay to keep pressing the accelerator instead of the brake. There are no pedestrians in the night battlefield scene anyway.
The clutch suddenly loosens and tightens, and I grit my teeth to endure it. At most, the ride is a little bumpy.
Even if this guy doesn't understand how to shift gears, Meng Lang can help him do it.
But you tell me, you don’t know which direction your steering wheel is currently, and you hold the steering wheel turned to the right with the confidence that you have straightened it, and you keep yelling, ‘Why is this car going to the right?’ How to break it!!
It was too deadly. Meng Lang really felt that this was too deadly.
The Audi turned off, and Fangran hurriedly looked ahead, nervously reciting every step Meng Lang taught him.
"Depress the clutch, ignition, accelerator... uh, no, let go of the handbrake, uh, the handbrake is loose, then I should... uh um..."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Fangran thought about it for a long time, then clapped his hands and suddenly realized it!
"That's right! Step on the gas!"
Then Fangran stepped down and hit the bottom!
The Audi roared and leaned forward against the tree without moving.
"Eh!? Why don't you go back?"
Fangran looked at his feet in surprise, yes, he should step on the accelerator!?
Meng Lang covered his eyes in despair and groaned as he said the first sentence he read.
"Put it in gear, put it in gear, put it in reverse!"
"Oh oh oh!! Reverse! Reverse! Eh!? This thing can't be turned! Damn it, it's broken!"
Fangran twisted it hard and exclaimed.
Your sister has released the clutch and put your sister's reverse gear!
This time even Ling couldn't hold it back any longer, and the two of them burst into unbearable anger! No matter how hard Fangran hugged the steering wheel, it was useless!
"Get the fuck off the steering wheel!"
After a violent beating, Fangran covered the bridge of his nose, sat in the passenger seat with an unhappy look on his face, and muttered in a dissatisfied voice:
"Tch! You don't let your baby drive!"
Meng Lang ignored someone's thoughts and pretended not to hear and asked:
"Where are we going now?"
"Just go straight."
Ling slowly floated in the air and said lightly.
"Eh!? This doesn't seem to be the way to the city center?"
Meng Lang said strangely, even if he didn't know which city this was, he could tell by looking at the bustling CBD going further and further back that they didn't seem to be going to the city center.
"Aren't we going to take down that C-13? According to the information, it's obvious that it will appear in crowded places, right?"
After saying this, Meng Lang felt that the Xiaomi mAh power bank floating in front of him seemed to tilt slightly toward him. It felt like...
Oh, you can think of such a thing with your intelligence...
Meng Lang felt the same, and Meng Lang found that the fact he had discovered was extremely distressing.
"When did I let you fight to kill that C-13?"
"ha!?"
"Gah!?"
Both of them made a surprised sound like a duck!
"Then let's..." Fang Ran said in confusion.
"Ha! Do you really think you two E-level scum can grab the target among a bunch of B-level and C-level scum!?" Ling did not hesitate to shatter the honeyed confidence of the two rookies:
"Don't get involved in things that you are not capable of! So, go directly to the suburbs and exercise your abilities!"