"Fortunately, I seem to be able to sneak in," he said breathlessly.
He saw the splendor inside and outside Yuexin Palace, and the aroma of delicious food overflowed, which actually diluted some of the fear in his heart.
"It's so stinking of rich wine and meat!" Lu Yun muttered to himself.
As the lowest eunuch, he could barely eat enough every day, but he didn't dare to ask for anything else.
Want to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas? You can wait until you become a high-ranking eunuch.
"Hurry up and get into the palace. Why are you still standing there? Do you want to get slapped?"
"Hey, come on."
Lu Yun was tapped on the shoulder. He immediately put on a smile and followed the other young eunuchs into Yuexin Palace from the side door.
As soon as I stepped into the palace gate, a refreshing fragrance suddenly hit my face.
Somehow, Lu Yun felt restless in his heart for no reason, as if something was about to come out.
Eunuch Zhang, who had been waiting here for a long time, glanced at them, pointed at Lan Hua and said, "Why don't you go and wait aside!"
"Yes, father-in-law!"
Lu Yun took a few deep breaths and forced down the restlessness deep in his heart. He followed the other eunuchs and maids and walked to the side of the hall and stood there.
At this time, he also saw the legendary Concubine Wu.
She is only thirty years old, with skin as thick as oil, bright eyes and white teeth, long black hair, and a plump figure. Even the tight-fitting clothes can't seem to wrap up her breasts that are about to come out.
Even though Lu Yun had read countless films in his previous life, he had to praise it from the bottom of his heart: It’s so beautiful!
Maybe it was the temperature in the hall, or maybe it was the alcohol. At this time, her cheeks turned a hint of camel red, and her charm was fully displayed as she looked around.
It's just a plump and juicy peach.
And the other four noble ladies she hosted were all first-class beauties, characters that are hard to find in the world.
Although there are only five of them, they make this place look like a spring garden, full of wonders and beauty, which is dizzying for the eyes.
Lu Yun suppressed his thoughts and stood quietly. The banquet soon came to an end.
"Sisters, it's time to go. My sister will be sent off not too far away." Concubine Wu stood up, her graceful clothes seemed to be unable to wrap around the two mountain peaks.
Lu Yun didn't know why, but after hearing what Concubine Wu said, he felt relieved for no reason.
"Fortunately, it's not the woman just now..."
Soon, the four nobles left under the service of a team of eunuchs and maids. Concubine Wu also transferred to the inner court, while Lu Yun and the others got busy under the guidance of Eunuch Zhang.
Even though there were only five people eating, there were hundreds of dishes, most of which were only touched with a few chopsticks, and some were not even touched at all.
What a waste!
As a good young man from the 21st century, Lu Yun couldn't stand this kind of behavior!
"Bliss!"
Suddenly, a slight sucking sound came in, and Lu Yun looked back.
Good guys, everyone is eating!
Seeing this, Lu Yun ignored it and directly picked up a piece of shark fin and put it in his mouth.
Well, the aroma is overflowing and melts in your mouth!
Lu Yun couldn't help crying. After working in Da Da for so long, he finally had a taste of meat and fish. It's not easy!
Click!
A palace maid may have been too anxious when eating secretly, and accidentally broke a plate, which immediately attracted Eunuch Zhang's attention.
"What a disgraceful bunch of things, and a few people are waiting in the inner court!"
Eunuch Zhang immediately began to call the names, and unfortunately, Lu Yun was among them.
"I just took a bite!" Lu Yun reluctantly put down the shark fin in front of him and followed the other two young eunuchs into the inner court.
As soon as we entered the inner court, the fragrance became even stronger.
Every breath seemed to carry a scent, as mellow as strong wine, which made Lu Yun feel dizzy.
"What's going on? Is there anything special about this scent?"
Lu Yun controlled himself tightly. He didn't dare to lose his temper here, otherwise, he might become the second Xiao Zhuozi.
"Xiao Yunzi, what's wrong with you?" The little eunuch beside him seemed to notice something strange about Lu Yun.
He was breathing rapidly, his cheeks were red, his forehead was covered with thick sweat, and his body seemed to be shaking from time to time.
"No, it's okay!" Lu Yun said casually.
His heart was filled with fear at this time, and something horrifying was happening.
Things that disappeared actually appeared bit by bit.
Wow!
The inner curtain is opened.
Concubine Wu had just finished taking a bath. She was covered in a white gauze scarf, with water droplets hanging on her smooth skin, and a slight blush on her face.
A pair of slender thighs, crystal clear, can be called the most perfect work of art in the world. People can't wait to get their hands on them and play with them.
No wonder he enjoys so much favor and is so popular in the harem for a while.
As Concubine Wu got closer and closer, Lu Yun was horrified to find that the marks on her robe became more and more obvious.
Poof!
Along with the sound of a layer of window paper being punctured, the symbol of man appeared again.
He turned out to be a fake eunuch!
But right now, Lu Yun has no time to be happy. If someone discovers that he brought a gun into the palace, he will die without any defense!
When that time comes, Xiao Zhuozi will probably end up better than him.
Lu Yun bent over hard and tried his best to hide himself.
This made him look particularly humble.
But this scene seemed a bit strange in the eyes of Concubine Wu who had just finished taking a bath.
The other two little eunuchs were standing with normal court etiquette, but this one was the strangest. Their upper and lower bodies were almost at right angles.
Humility is a bit too much.
"The one on the far left, what's your name?" Concubine Wu asked lazily.
When no one responded, she couldn't help but frown.
"Hey, I'm asking you a question!" A young eunuch next to him nudged Lu Yun with his elbow.
"ah!"
Lu Yun was agitated and subconsciously straightened his back.
At this moment, the traces on the robe were facing Concubine Wu, making them particularly conspicuous.
"To answer the question, my name is..." Lu Yun replied reflexively, until he saw Concubine Wu's shocked eyes.
It’s over!
It’s all over!!
She found out!!!
Lu Yun's pupils suddenly trembled, and a layer of cold sweat instantly broke out on his back.
He resisted the urge to run away and stood there like a stone statue.
"What are you afraid of?" Concubine Wu's slender hand stretched out, and Lu Yun immediately woke up.
She lifted Lu Yun's chin, looked at her secretly, and asked lazily: "How is it? Do I look good?"
The gauze scarf on Concubine Wu was quite loose, and most of her breasts were exposed. Lu Yun couldn't move his eyes away at all.
"Reply, I don't dare to reply to you!" Lu Yun felt so miserable that he couldn't express it.
"Really?" When Concubine Wu said this, she changed the topic, her bright face slowly came closer, and she said with a sweet smile: "I think your good brother doesn't think so!"
"You guys don't dare to reply to your concubine!" As soon as he finished speaking, the other two young eunuchs immediately knelt down. They thought that the "brothers" mentioned by Concubine Wu were referring to the two of them.
"You two go down, I don't need your service here." Concubine Wu said calmly.
"As you command!"
The two people retreated as if they were being pardoned, and before leaving, they glanced at Lu Yun with pitiful eyes.
In such a large inner court, only Lu Yun and Concubine Wu were left at this moment.
After the two young eunuchs retreated, Lu Yun was surprised to find that after such a disturbance, the symbol of man seemed to have disappeared again.