Chapter 1369: Three years of stupidity in one pregnancy
"I'm happy to find two beautiful bodyguards for me. Don't worry, I've gone to do my fortune. The fortune teller said that I can live to eighty-eight. I'm in danger and will not die." Xu Yan was so lazy that she was still alive.
Said.
Bai Xi sighed.
The emperor was not in a hurry, and he was anxious to death.
"Be careful, Xing Xingchen's home is too weird." Bai Xi reminded again.
Xu Yan compared an OK gesture, "You are rare to come. We won't say these things. We agreed. I'll treat you today. Have you ordered the food?"
"I ordered it. I used to study here, and I still know what delicious food is in the Zhuangyuan Building. However, the business here is very good today, so I may have to wait a little." Bai Xi said.
Xu Yan looked at Tiantian, "This is a famous university in the country. Your parents are both academic masters. You must work hard and get into this university when you grow up."
Tiantian nodded and looked at the door, "Uncle is back."
Xu Yan followed Tiantian's vision and also saw the door, seeing Xing Xingchen really coming back.
He held two packs of Jaime in his hand, with a little embarrassed face, but tried his best to hide it, pretending to be expressionless and arrogant, pulled open the original chair, sat down in the position, and placed Jaime on Xu Yan.
In front of him, he said coldly: "If you feel uncomfortable, just eat a plum."
Xu Yan raised her smile, untied her mouth, took a plum blossom, put it in her mouth, and said, "Xing Xingchen, I thought carefully just now. The nanny at home is so beautiful, she is spending time with us day and night,
I'm afraid you will fall in love with her, so you fire her."
Xu Yan said, blinking her eyes, looking harmless.
"She did nothing wrong, why did she fire her? Keep it for now." Xing Xingchen said.
Xu Yan and Bai Xi looked at each other.
She murmured, "Is it still time to do something wrong?"
The waiter serves the dishes.
A big dish, held on a large plate.
"What is this?" Xu Yan asked.
The waiter opened the lid and introduced: "Fugui welcomes the door, do you need to cut it for you?"
"Ah, it turns out it's a roast suckling pig, cut it. I'll cut it. I like to do this kind of rough work the most." Xu Yan said as she stood up and went to get a knife and fork.
Xing Xingchen grabbed the knife and fork, handed it to the waiter next to him, and said to Xu Yan: "Let them cut it, you have a big belly, be careful."
Xu Yan looked at her belly and pinched her, "Don't worry, this is not your son, it's purely the flesh on me."
She tidied up her clothes and sat down.
Xing Xingchen ignored Xu Yan and asked the waiter to cut it.
While cutting, the waiter said with a smile: "This roasted suckling pig is a famous dish in our Zhuangyuan Building. In ancient times, when the Zhuangyuan came home, he had to kill pigs to worship his ancestors. Thank you for your blessings. Pigs, there are also pigs in Guda.
Fu means, so this dish is Fu dish.”
The waiter was experienced and said, cutting the pork neck, pork legs, pork chops, etc. separately.
Xu Yan grabbed a piece of pork neck and asked with a smile: "I'll give you a question, what animal is born to not look up?"
"Aunt Xu Yan, are you talking about brain teasers or scientific common sense?" Tiantian asked.
"Scientific knowledge, do you know Tiantian? If you know, I will give you this pig's leg." Xu Yan said to Tiantian.
"Fish, fish will not raise their heads. If a fish wants to see what is on it, they must erect its body first." Tiantian drew with handwriting in handwriting.
"Uh." Xu Yan thought seriously, "This answer seems to be correct. Fish cannot raise their heads. Is there anything else?"
Xing Xingchen glanced at Xu Yan with disgust.
"There are also pigs." Tiantian said in cooperation, "The pig's forehead is very high, blocking its sight, so the pig can only look forward. Moreover, the pig's cervical spine is straight and the meat is thick, so it cannot raise its head at all."
Xu Yan frowned, "How do you know?"
Xing Xingchen looked at Xu Yan with disgust again.
She was very eloquent when facing him, but why did she always stand at a disadvantage when facing him every day?
He remembered the scene when he was a child who cheated him on buying potato chips. Well, this kid is weird.
He felt that his baby would be bullied every day after he was born.
"I watched it on TikTok. Aunt Xu Yan, I ask you, what animal teeth can be self-repaired?" Tiantian asked back.
"Ah, self-repair? Are you talking about brain teasers or scientific common sense?" Xu Yan asked, his brain turning quickly.
"Scientific knowledge?" answered Tiantian.
"Who cares about this common sense?" Xu Yan replied. She couldn't think of the answer and looked at Xing Xingchen. "Do you know what animal's teeth can be repaired by themselves?"
Xing Xingchen silently turned his face and did not look at her.
This woman was so embarrassed by a child that she wanted to drag her into the water.
"You can't?" Xu Yan confirmed, and saw that Xing Xingchen stopped looking at her at all.
She shook her head even more disgusted and said to Tiantian, "Have you heard of a pregnancy being stupid for three years? Your aunt Xu Yan knew about it a long time ago, but after she got pregnant, she forgot. You can announce the answer."
"It's a panda." Tiantian said,
Xu Yan took the pig's legs and put them on Tiantian's plate, "Eat pig's legs and grow strength."
"Aunt Xu Yan, use your body to replenish your body. You can eat some pig brain." Tiantian said seriously.
Xing Xingchen couldn't help but almost burst into laughter, pursing his lips, and smiling with his back to Xu Yan.
Xu Yan didn't think anything at first, but when Xing Xingchen smiled, her shoulders were trembling.
She frowned, "Xing Xingchen, let's leave the pig brain for you. I've been stupid for three years after I was pregnant. You haven't gotten pregnant, so I can't answer it."
Xing Xingchen walked over and grabbed a piece of pork chop and said seriously: "There are some areas that are not involved, so it is normal that I can't answer them. I ask you, what is the best temperature to store Lafite? What is the correct way to mix cocktails
, You don’t know these things?"
Xu Yan pursed her lips, "Then ask you a professional one."
"Don't." Xing Xingchen stopped him immediately. Xu Yan was so weird. Since he could ask this, he was sure he couldn't answer.
He will be embarrassed if he can't answer.
Even though you know you will be embarrassed, you still want to lose it?
He is not stupid.
"Hurry up and eat yours. It won't be delicious if it's cold. Today I'm here to invite your friends to dinner, not to participate in the knowledge Q&A." Xing Xingchen said.
As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang.
He answered, his face turned pale in an instant, and he said in shock: "What, she is dead? OK, I'll come here now."
Xu Yan saw Xing Xingchen stand up and held his hand, "Who is dead?"
"I'll go and see the model I'm with me two days ago. When I come back, I tell you, you're pregnant, don't drive." After Xing Xingchen said that, he looked at Ji Chenling, "Please send them back."