Chapter 71: There is a problem with the people of the East Palace
After hearing Mama Sang's words, everyone looked eager to give it a try.
When it comes to wine, there is so much inspiration.
Even Qiao Dashan himself felt that Zhang Han no longer needed help.
So while everyone was thinking about it, Qiao Dashan was the first to speak.
"I'll go first!"
Zhang Han on the side was also startled.
He had only a few words brewing in his mind, but before he was ready, Qiao Dashan was so anxious to take the lead.
But since Qiao Dashan had already spoken, Zhang Han had no choice but to bite the bullet.
But what Zhang Han never expected was that when he was about to tell Qiao Dashan the poem secretly, Qiao Dashan pushed him away.
In Zhang Han's puzzled eyes, Qiao Dashan said confidently: "You go to one side first."
Zhang Han couldn't believe his ears.
Only now did I realize that Qiao Dashan was planning to take action himself.
For a while, Zhang Han also lost his ability.
I originally wanted to dissuade him, but looking at Qiao Dashan's appearance, he didn't look like someone who would listen to his advice, so I had no choice but to give up.
Others did not expect Qiao Dashan to have an idea so quickly, but they were not too surprised.
Come to think of it, I have written poems about "wine" before, so this is not strange.
Just like that, under the curious gaze of everyone, Qiao Dashan softly whispered, and then said very confidently: "It is easy to skip the wine table and drink a lot of wine. Tonight, the full moon has made me more interested. The oiran and I
You won’t come home until you’re drunk.”
After Qiao Dashan said the last sentence triumphantly, everyone looked at Qiao Dashan as if he were stupid.
At this time, Qiao Dashan thought that his poems were too good and his skills were astounding.
Then he laughed "haha" and said, "How about it? You are no match for me in front of me."
However, before Qiao Dashan finished speaking, the entire private room on the second floor burst into laughter.
Everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt and they burst into tears.
Although Qiao Dashan was arrogant, he was not stupid. Seeing these people laughing so brazenly, he realized that he might have been embarrassed again.
He turned around and looked at the dumbfounded Zhang Han.
"What are they laughing at? Do you think my poem is not perfect enough?" Qiao Dashan asked.
When Zhang Han heard Qiao Dashan's words, he only had one thought in his mind, which was to escape from this place as soon as possible and stop being associated with Qiao Dashan.
He had never been so embarrassed in his life.
"Mr. Qiao, I don't need to say more. Judging from everyone's reaction, it should be clear that the poem you just wrote is indeed difficult to achieve elegance."
It can be said that Zhang Han has said it tactfully.
But it still aroused Qiao Dashan's dissatisfaction, "I said, do you people understand poetry? Isn't this poem about wine?"
Zhang Han was helpless. If he hadn't seen Qiao Dashan angrily attacking him again, he wouldn't have wanted to continue explaining.
But for his own sake, Zhang Han still said with a smile: "Master Qiao, your poem is indeed about wine, but it doesn't look like a poem, more like a limerick."
"What are you saying? Isn't doggerel poetry poetry?" Qiao Dashan was clearly still unconvinced.
"I..." Zhang Han really didn't know what to say.
In desperation, he had no choice but to say: "Mr. Qiao, I quite approve of your poem, but you have also seen that they don't approve of it. No matter how much you tell me, it won't do anything."
Zhang Han finally learned to be smart this time and stopped denying Qiao Dashan.
Just point the finger of Qiao Dashan at someone else.
And the effect was very good. Qiao Dashan immediately looked back at those who were still laughing.
"That's enough, you guys with no taste, I'm just throwing some light on the topic, making a joke to you, do you still take it seriously?"
Qiao Dashan is not stupid, he knows that he cannot convince so many people.
I simply found a high-sounding excuse for myself.
This made Zhang Han next to him vomit blood in his heart. What about his ability just now? Now he is wilting.
Mamasang hurriedly calmed down her expression, and then helped Qiao Dashan find a step to get off.
"My lords, Mr. Qiao has always been humorous. As for Mr. Qiao's talent, there is no doubt about it. This can be seen from the couple just now."
Qiao Dashan was happy when he heard this, "That's right. How can my talent be compared to yours? You are a bunch of ignorant people."
"I'll let you go for a few rounds first, and I'll give you a serious poem later, which you can't even catch up with."
Hearing Qiao Dashan say this, the people present were also confused.
I'm a bit unclear whether what Qiao Dashan said is true or false. Judging from the poem just now, it's really a joke at this level.
Fortunately, they came here for the oiran, not to watch jokes.
With this thought in mind, everyone finally got into the mood.
Soon a poem was recited.
"The moonlight shines brightly in the cup of wine in the palm of your hand, and the fragrance floats wherever the evening breeze passes..."
"...fame is thousands of miles away, and all your thoughts are in one cup."
"When you are in love, you hate flowers and are speechless. When you are sad, you know that wine has the power."
Needless to say, some people are quite capable.
It seemed that, except for Qiao Dashan, none of the people present were really cheating.
But in this case, everyone's level will be almost the same.
This leads to the fact that no one obeys anyone.
But what Mama Sang of the Phoenix Restaurant just said was very clear. The poem must be approved by everyone before it has passed the test. You can go inside and meet the oiran Haitang.
Now, these people all think their own poems are the best.
It was very noisy for a while.
Mama-san was not surprised by this scene.
How can an oiran be so nice? How can the value of an oiran be reflected if these people are not allowed to fight to their death?
Unexpectedly, Qiao Dashan took action again.
I saw Qiao Dashan smashing the wine bottle, and the sound of breaking quieted the noisy atmosphere.
Then I heard Qiao Dashan curse: "I didn't say it, but the poems you wrote are all a bunch of rubbish."
Unexpectedly, after Qiao Dashan finished speaking and fell into a brief silence, someone immediately cursed: "Anyone here can say that my poems are rubbish, but you surnamed Qiao don't have the qualifications, and don't look at what you just did."
What kind of rubbish."
As soon as these words came out, they immediately resonated with everyone.
A group of people who had been noisy just now suddenly pointed their guns at Qiao Dashan.
Qiao Dashan did not expect that it would arouse public outrage.
He was almost drowned on the spot by these literati Tumo Xingzi.
To be honest, these scholars are really vicious when they curse people.
Even Wu Yuan was speechless after hearing this.
Pity that Mama-san for having to stand up and wipe Qiao Dashan's ass.
"Everyone, please be patient. Master Qiao must have something to say, so let him finish."
After it was not easy to calm down the mood of these people, Mamasang quickly winked at Qiao Dashan.
Qiao Dashan groaned, and then said: "If you have the ability, let's talk in poetry. Just listen to me."