Xiao Chenyu left with satisfaction, and Wu Yuan also returned to the East Palace.
But he immediately called for Xile.
By the time Xile arrived, it was already dark.
Yan Fei and Murong Haitang had a lot of things to deal with because they were new officials, and they even abducted Yan Miao.
Xin Ruyan had been a little sleepy recently because of her pregnancy. After dinner, she went back to her room to sleep early.
When Xile came over, she saw Wu Yuan playing the game of eagle and chicken with a group of cuties. Wu Yuan was blindfolded and looked like a hungry wolf in the room, jumping in one direction from time to time.
With every movement, there will be bursts of exclamations.
These little cuties were also dressed very coolly, not intentionally, but after being caught by Wu Yuan, Wu Yuan would blindfold and violently strip off their clothes.
Hearing the screams, laughter and scolding, Wu Yuan was really having fun.
This is the life of an emperor.
Xile looked at the absurd scene in front of him with an ugly expression. Yes, it was absurd.
No matter who suddenly saw this scene, they would have only one thought, that is, the emperor in front of him must be a drunkard and a drunkard.
The appearance of Xile also startled several cuties.
But Xile made a silent gesture, and then waved her hand to signal the little cuties to go out.
Although they were a little reluctant to leave, the little cuties also knew Xile's identity and did not dare to disobey, so they wrapped themselves in clothes and left in anger.
Wu Yuan was not aware of this and was still listening carefully to the sounds in the room.
He also smiled and joked: "Okay, you all know how to control your breathing, okay, okay, this time I catch you, I will make sure you don't even have a single underpants left on you."
The corner of Xile's mouth twitched, and then she deliberately made some noise.
Wu Yuan's ears twitched and he immediately rushed in this direction, hugging Xile in an instant.
Xile had a playful expression on her face, thinking that Wu Yuan's frightened expression when he saw her gave him an inexplicable pleasure.
Wu Yuan did not rush to take off the cloth from his eyes. Instead, he said with some surprise: "Okay, who is this? I have never been caught by me, and I still have so many clothes on me. Since
So this time I will start from the inside."
Wu Yuan smiled obscenely, and then without waiting for Xile's reaction, he thrust his hands directly in.
Xile froze immediately, and the next second she exclaimed, "No!"
However, it was still a step too late, and Wu Yuan forcibly pulled out a purple bellyband.
"asshole!"
Hearing this voice, Wu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly pulled off the cloth from his eyes. When he saw it was Xile, he was indeed shocked as Xile expected.
"How did you come?"
Wu Yuan was really afraid of Xile. This woman was not compatible with him. Among the women, who Wu Yuan was most afraid of was not Xin Ruyan, but Xile in front of him.
To say that he is afraid is not very appropriate. The main reason is that Xile always acts out of common sense and does things that ordinary people cannot understand. He goes his own way and is unreasonable.
Looking at the little bellyband in his hand, Wu Yuan quickly gave it back to Xile.
"Why don't you wear the underwear I designed?"
Although the new underwear and underwear he designed have not been completely popularized, they are now very popular among women from high-ranking officials and noble families.
This can be considered a high-end route that is in line with Wu Yuan’s original intention.
And now the women around me, even the cuties in the East Palace, are all wearing new-style underwear.
But Xile snatched her bellyband, then gouged out Wu Yuan, "I don't care about your dirty clothes."
Relatively speaking, Xile still prefers traditional underwear like bellybands.
Of course, the lower body is another matter.
Wu Yuan looked around, "Where have you done all my little cuties?"
Wu Yuan is very interested now and wants to continue playing multiplayer games for a while.
"You still have the nerve to mention it?" Xile didn't care whether Wu Yuan was the emperor now or not. Even if he was the emperor, Xile was not polite when he faced Emperor Wu.
Then Xile began to educate, "Look what you looked like just now? If this spreads out, your reputation for being stupid and unscrupulous will not be lost."
After hearing this, Wu Yuan said disapprovingly: "Isn't this the benefit of being an emperor? Three palaces and six courtyards, three thousand beauties, not to mention that I haven't reached this point yet? Why am I so stupid?"
Xile was also impressed by Wu Yuanqi, "What are you talking about? Are you the emperor just for women?"
"Otherwise, tell me, apart from this, what are the benefits of being an emperor?"
Xile was speechless, "There are many benefits. For example, you are a being above tens of millions of people, and the world respects you."
"Then what? Will this bring me any fun?" Wu Yuan said another sentence, leaving Xile speechless.
Xile was completely speechless, but when he thought about it carefully, it was indeed the case. It seemed that being the most respected person in the world could not do anything.
Wu Yuan curled his lips, "Does it mean that I have to go to court every day and review memorials all the time to be called a good emperor? Then what's the point of what this emperor does? Isn't it a proper grievance?"
The first time I heard that being an emperor was a great injustice, Xile was a little confused.
"Then you can't indulge in women's sex, it's too outrageous." Xile couldn't resist Wu Yuan, so he just acted like a rogue.
Wu Yuanquan chose to ignore Xile's fart when it was tasteless.
"What's your expression?" Xile obviously felt insulted and glared at Wu Yuan angrily.
"No, since you are already here, I just have something to ask you to do." Wu Yuan came to Xile not to listen to Xile's preaching, but because he really had something serious to do.
"I won't listen, so don't talk to me." Xile was so angry that he was still in the mood to do things for Wu Yuan.
Wu Yuan was not annoyed and directly issued an order to expel the guest, "Then you can go, nothing will happen without you."
Thinking in his mind, he quickly dismissed Xile and then summoned the little cutie to continue eroding for a while.
Xile almost left in anger, but then he thought about it, didn't leaving like this mean that he was defeated?
The happy one must be Wu Yuan. Thinking about it again, why should I be angry and make Wu Yuan happy?
So, the rebellion in my heart came online again.
"Come on, do you think that this young lady will come and leave at a moment's notice? Is there anyone who doesn't wander around when visiting a brothel?"
Wu Yuan's eyes widened and he looked at Xile in disbelief, "What kind of tiger and wolf words have you learned? What have you been doing outside?"
However, Xile laughed, and this smile was comparable to the obscene smile on Wu Yuan's face just now.
Wu Yuan was startled, and subconsciously took a step back, even tightening his clothes, "What do you want to do? I'm warning you, I'm the emperor now, don't do anything random.