Cheng Xi didn't want to sleep with him, he wanted to kill the king.
He snatched the imperial edict viciously and even had the urge to tear it up, which he did.
It's a pity that it was not torn up. The edict was written on yellow satin instead of paper.
...Fuck the Dog Emperor, the Dog Emperor, the Dog Emperor will beat you to death!!
In order to prevent the guests from refusing the task, Xiao Guizi came in a group. Not long after, Cheng Xi, with disheveled clothes, was stuffed into a carriage and sent to the Emperor's Palace of Cultivation of the Heart.
In fact, even if he wasn't called tonight, he planned to come to Tao Shiyan to catch up on his sleep.
Being labeled as a "sleeper" feels a little awkward.
Cheng Xi has never eaten pork, but he has seen pigs running around. How could he not understand the meaning of sleeping in bed?
He jumped off the chariot, and the guards opened the side door of Yangxin Hall. Cheng Xi rubbed his ears and walked into the front hall with a wary face.
...It was not the scene he imagined, with gauze curtains and red quilts falling. The first thing that came to him was a small table with several plates on it, covered with a heat-insulating cover, making it difficult to see clearly.
the contents inside.
Tao Shiyan was sitting on the other side of the small table. He had taken off his dragon robe and changed into a slightly looser purple dark-striped casual suit. The collar was slightly spread out, his skin color was cold white, and the light blue veins around his neck and Adam's apple were clearly visible.
Hearing the voice, Tao Shiyan raised his eyelids and said calmly: "You are still not polite when you see me."
...Need to salute? Cheng Xi felt that something was not right, and said perfunctorily: "Long live the emperor."
"Come and sit," Tao Shiyan nodded his chin on the futon opposite, "and wait for me to dine."
Cheng Xi: "..."
Co-author: You didn't ask me to come to sleep with you, but to feed you?
Cheng Xi once imagined what would happen if he were the emperor. At that time, he planned to throw Tao into the cold palace, but now it seems that he is too cheap.
He must be allowed to pour night incense! Clean the chamber pot! He stinks to death! Smell him to death!
Cheng Xi sneered while fantasizing and lifted the heat preservation cover, which made a clanging sound when it was thrown away. When he lifted the last plate, he was about to say something to Tao Shi.
But I saw a large plate of fragrant crayfish.
Cheng Xi has a strong taste, especially spicy food. As a singer, he usually only dares to eat a little bit. Two days ago, he learned that a small fan meeting would be held for the release of his first album. In order to maintain the condition of his voice, he has decided not to eat spicy food.
I didn't touch the crayfish given by the program crew during the chrysanthemum viewing, and I'm still hungry until now.
Even if his greedy heart is itching.
"How do you pick up the leftovers from the program crew and eat them?" Cheng Xi swallowed his saliva.
"Zhang Jing went out to buy it." Tao Shiyan couldn't laugh or cry, "I just added a little spicy seasoning. Try it."
Cheng Xi tentatively picked up one and licked it.
Don't tell me, it really only has a little bit of spiciness.
Seeing the boy licking food like a kitten, Tao Shiyan couldn't help but curl his lips. He pushed the plate forward and said, "There are vegetarian dishes on the side, pick what you like."
Those vegetarian dishes were exquisitely presented, and they must have been bought outside. He hadn't eaten anything all afternoon, and Cheng Xi couldn't help smelling the aroma. He pretended to say, "Your Majesty is kind to you, I dare not disobey you," and then immersed himself in eating.
I completely forgot about serving His Majesty the meal, and I didn't notice that Tao Shiyan didn't use his chopsticks at all.
As the saying goes, eating people is short-tongued. After finishing talking about other people's shrimps, Cheng Xi felt embarrassed to criticize Tao Shiyan and thought about the process of attending to the bed: "Your Majesty, you don't need me to wait for you to take a bath, right?"
Tao Shiyan said: "You should call yourself my concubine in front of me."
"Oh..." Cheng Xi felt something was even more wrong, "Then Your Majesty, do you need my concubine to take a bath?"
"need."
Cheng Xi: "..."
After Tao Shiyan finished speaking, he started to leave. Cheng Xi had no choice but to follow him in his palace clothes.
The decoration of the film and television city is very careful. Behind the Yangxin Hall is an indoor hot spring. Professionals are responsible for changing the water and cleaning it every day. The pool is very clean and has screens, petals, herbal bags and other props.
Cheng Xi took off his shoes and socks with Tao Shiyan, raised the corners of his skirt, his temples jumped suddenly, and he suddenly remembered the TV series he had watched.
——Does the Dog Emperor bring him here to force him in the name of taking a hot spring bath together?
I don’t know what the “harem stability” in the assessment criteria of the program team refers to, but if the emperor is required to have equal access to rain and dew, he must capture all the beautiful ladies, wouldn’t he be in the tiger’s mouth?
Cheng Xi hesitated and stopped where he was, neither walking nor walking.
Tao Shiyan didn't notice anything strange about him and took off his regular clothes after reaching the screen. Cheng Xi looked at the figure reflected on the screen and felt even more guilty.
After changing into his bathrobe, Tao Shiyan realized that it was too quiet behind him. He walked out of the screen and said, "Don't hold on, come and wash...Are you very hot?"
Cheng Xi covered his hot cheek: "No, it's not hot."
Tao Shiyan turned down the air conditioner a few degrees and felt that the temperature was low enough: "Come here."
"..."
Seeing the boy standing motionless, Tao Shiyan realized something.
He raised his left eyebrow, "You're not afraid of me, are you?"
What? To say he was afraid? That’s impossible! Cheng Xi gritted his teeth and rushed over aggressively...
Then behind the screen, I saw two hot spring pools.
It is separated by a wide stone platform in the middle.
It's one meter away from the visual inspection and can't be reached even with an extended arm.
So the next moment, Tao Shiyan witnessed a large-scale dyeing scene - the boy's skin was red from his face to the root of his neck.
"Concubine, I am born with a body that is too hot to soak in the hot springs. You can enjoy it by yourself. Bye!!"
After saying that, she turned around and ran away with her skirt in hand. Her bare feet were whiter than white marble.
He ran to the door, accidentally kicked the threshold and didn't stop, jumping on one leg and disappearing.
Cheng Xi jumped back to the main hall of the Yangxin Hall in one breath. He felt bad all over. He stared at the vermilion pillar in front of him, especially wanting to grab the pillar with his head. He fainted and finished it.
But then I thought about it, Tao also had a problem - if he had been told earlier that there were two hot spring pools, he wouldn't have been embarrassed because of overthinking!
Cheng Xi instantly retracted the idea of hitting the pillar and walked into the dormitory angrily. He saw the familiar wooden box and a huge dragon collapse.
I couldn't help but think of Chu Xiugong's pitiful little bed that could roll to the ground when turned over.
...So why does the Dog Emperor sleep on such a big bed!
Cheng Xi felt that he had the responsibility to seek justice for Chu Xiugong's sisters, and by the way, he gave the Dog Emperor some color.
He climbed into bed and rolled around. Hehe, he is not a real emperor. I will sleep on your bed to see what you can do!
The little head rubbed against the pillow, and the familiar woody aroma on the bed quickly soothed the nerves. Cheng Xi breathed a long sigh of relief, grabbed the mattress, and wanted to take advantage of the relaxing feeling to sleep.
I yawned several times, but I always felt like something was missing.
He knew what he was missing, and the most important thing was that it was a waste of time to keep sleeping. He simply got up and practiced the dance to the title song of the album in front of the mirror.
"One, two, three, four, da, da, seven, fixed point..."
"Two, two, pose, five, six, spin..."
This was what Tao Shiyan heard when he came back from the hot spring carrying Cheng Xi's shoes.
The boy was facing the mirror, practicing the same movements over and over again, making mechanical beats in his mouth, but his eyes were brighter than ever.
At this moment, Tao Shiyan didn't want to disturb him.
It wasn't until Cheng Xi was satisfied with the two eight-beat movements that he saw an extra person in the room.
He immediately burst out with a big smile, ran over and grabbed Tao Shiyan's wrist, pulled him to the bed and said:
"Your Majesty, you are finally back. I have had such a hard time waiting for you!!"
Tao Shiyan: "..."
Tao Shiyan: "???"
Not long after saying this, Cheng Xi quickly climbed into bed and fell asleep.
His hand didn't let go, still holding his wrist. Tao Shiyan found that the other person was not the so-called heat-prone body, and his little hands were cold.
It was very comfortable to hold on his skin that had just been soaked in the hot spring.
After seven years of acting, he has countless fans. Tao Shiyan has heard many compliments. Female fans or bold male fans often post on Weibo that they want to sleep with him.
And this was the first time he saw someone who really wanted to "sleep" with him.
Tao Shiyan lowered his head. The little man must have been fast asleep. His body was curled up, which was the insecure posture mentioned in the book.
The bare feet are overlapped together, and the place where the left foot hit the threshold is red. The right foot may have been bumped during dance practice, and there are two purple marks across it.
It looks extremely eye-catching on skin that exudes enamel luster.
Tao Shiyan stared at it for a few seconds and then looked away. He didn't wake Cheng Xi up and let him catch him, sitting on the edge of the bed and memorizing the script.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Zhang Jing felt that it was almost time and came over to clean up the house.
Seeing the remains of crayfish staggered on the table and most of the dishes missing, she was quite surprised: "Boss, you really ate crayfish! You have a good appetite today!"
"Keep your voice down," Tao Shiyan walked out of the bedroom, "Someone is sleeping inside."
Clam?
This place was called the Yangxin Hall during the recording. After the recording was over, it was Tao Shiyan's room. Zhang Jing's eyes widened: "Who dares to sleep in your... room?"
Not only was it as simple as sleeping in his room, that person also used his room as a dance studio and occupied his bed. His nature was comparable to that of a robber.
Tao Shiyan lowered his eyelids and chuckled: "A child who is prone to body heat."