For this Spring Festival, Cheng Xi has a very comprehensive plan.
First, he planned to go back to the small villa and find some housekeeping aunts to clean it from the inside out; then go to the cemetery to sweep his mother's grave, and buy some things in the mall and supermarket; finally, he turned off the Internet on his mobile phone and computer, and there was no public comment.
New Year's Eve.
Ba is very comfortable.
As a result, the plan was completely messed up - on the night of the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, he became a hot search topic!
The reason lies in Tao Shiyan’s words.
In fact, they had recorded "Journey" together and even delivered medicine live. Fans had already assumed that the two had a good relationship. So when Tao Shiyan said it was Cheng Xi on the other end of the phone, everyone didn't think it was a big deal.
Until someone watched it and netizens uploaded two complete pick-up videos.
#Shock! Popular singers and movie stars actually have this kind of relationship#
#海城27-year-old man has a 22-year-old son! Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?
#OnChengxi’s popularity—behind every successful man, there is an even more successful boss dad#
#三金电影大王 concealed his marriage at the age of four and gave birth to a son at the age of five. Tao Shiyan: The prerequisite for devoting yourself to your career is to complete all the major events in life#
Of course, everyone knows that Cheng Xi cannot be Tao Shiyan's son, these are just fun jokes.
Moreover, there are more memes in the comment area and they are full of tricks:
[Congratulations to Brother Yan on becoming a father!]
[No wonder Actor Tao gave away medicine and spent hundreds of thousands in rewards. It is only natural for a father to take care of his son [dog head]]
[My son looks nothing like his father, so I suggest Brother Yan get a paternity test]
[Other people’s children are already able to earn money to support their families. Look at you, you bunch of unfilial sons!]
[By the way, does anyone still remember their fat son Tao Zenian? The Tao family is really chaotic!]
[Can you have some sympathy for the Yanxi CP fans who are feeling the most uncomfortable right now? 】
[Oh, dbq, we are so happy. Ahem, Yanxi CP fans, are you okay? 】
[Yanxi CP fans, are you okay? 】
[Yanxi CP fans, are you okay? 】
Like netizens, CP fans also know that this must be an own mistake. But for them, it is a very, very happy thing that the two people's names are put together.
What's more, as soon as Xiao Chengzi got off the plane, he called Brother Yan to tell him that he was safe!
What is this called? This is called coquettishness! It’s called dependence! It’s called love!
When fans asked, Brother Yan not only did not hide it, but responded in detail and carefully.
What's this called? This is called stamping! It's called exclusive favor! It's called Nima and you must do it!
CP fans were so dizzy that after finally waking up, they started to make fun jokes in a very nice way so as not to ruin the popularity of passersby.
[No, this CP fan has been on a hunger strike for two hours]
[Compared with "My CP is actually a biological brother", "My CP is actually a biological father and son" is even more unacceptable! 】
[This CP fan has become a family fan, please do not cue me in the future, thank you]
[A kind of plant (grass), I actually came across pseudo-father-son literature. Growing it with your own hands and then eating it in one bite is not too exciting!]
[It doesn’t matter, as long as I am blind and deaf, there is no CP in the world that I can’t beat]
[Cheng Xi is very clever, any kind of godfather can hook up with [weak] and he will have a bright future]
【???There is something strange mixed in above】
[Walking alone, crawling for me!]
【……】
Cheng Xi lay on his back on the bed, put down his phone, and fell into deep despair.
If he had a chance to do it again, he would definitely not choose to lie today.
No, saying you won't lie won't solve the fundamental problem.
...If he had a chance to do it over again, the first time he saw Tao Shiyan, he would jump up and beat him and knock his head off!
Cheng Xi grinded his teeth several times. After a while, the sound from his stomach reminded him that it was time to eat, and he looked at the time.
At 8:30 in the evening, it was no longer possible to call the housekeeping aunt, and it was difficult to disturb my mother in the cemetery.
Moreover, it is the peak traffic period of the mall, so if he goes there, he will be easily recognized.
...It’s all because of the Tao!!!
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Cheng Xi picked up his phone again and directly added Tao Shiyan's WeChat account to the blacklist. After a furious operation, his phone rang. It was a call from Lu Xingzhi, asking him to go out for dinner with him.
He happened to be hungry, so Cheng Xi naturally agreed. Lu Xingzhi drove over half an hour later, and the two of them went to a nearby restaurant with few people.
When the dishes were all served, Lu Xingzhi couldn't help but laugh when he saw Cheng Xi stuffing sushi into his mouth fiercely: "You're so hungry, or did someone offend you?"
Cheng Xi puffed up his cheeks and snorted: "Both."
"Then let me guess..." Lu Xingzhi said, "Are you not satisfied with the hotly searched content?"
Brother Lu also reads gossip? Cheng Xi was really stunned for a moment.
Ever since he was young, Lu Xingzhi has been that kind of "other people's kid", ranking first in exams every time and receiving various competition awards.
In Cheng Xi's impression, Brother Lu didn't seem to care about anything other than studying. When he was in junior high school or high school, he never looked at the school's forums, post bars, or QQ groups. When he went to college, although he majored in directing, he only focused on movies.
news, and never look at gossipy news about various celebrities.
What's more, his...embarrassing things can even confuse the behavior and reward him.
Maybe it was pushed or I saw it by chance.
Cheng Xi digested Brother Lu's change for a while, then raised his fork and stabbed a piece of fish, "Yes! I'm so angry!"
Dogs are more time-delayed than Tao!
Lu Xingzhi said, "Then it would have been better if you had told the truth then."
When it came to "telling the truth", Cheng Xi was discouraged again: "You don't know, since that ghost 'Yanxi cp' appeared, Tao Shiyan brought me many fans. Many people chased me and scolded me.
I sucked blood and scolded me for not being able to walk independently. I couldn't explain it in a single word because I really sucked his blood."
"So I have been deliberately avoiding topics about him since then. I don't want his fans...including himself, to think that I am someone who likes to take advantage of the publicity."
"Besides," Cheng Xi paused, "I'm not sure if he wants to have anything to do with me. My father and I have had a very tense relationship over the years. I have never disclosed family information to the public. Many people think that I
The reason why I can make a debut and get good resources is because there is a financial backer behind me. Having a financial backer is not a good thing, as it can easily make him look coquettish."
Lu Xingzhi listened to him quietly, like a close brother who was good at listening. But the more he listened, the lighter the smile on his face became.
When Cheng Xi finished speaking, he gave him a piece of foie gras and said, "Eat it while it's hot. It will get boring when it's cold."
Sensing that Brother Lu might not want to hear about these fan circles, Cheng Xi stopped talking and chatted with him about movies and future life plans.
After eating and drinking, on the way to send him home, Tao Shiyan actually called!
What a fool, Cheng Xi thought to himself, this behavior is just to scold him.
People were sent to the door. If he didn't scold him, he would be a fool. Cheng Xi hesitated for two seconds and clicked to connect.
The other party's voice was lazy: "Take me back from the blacklist."
"Impossible," Cheng Xi said firmly, "When you tried to be my father, why didn't you expect this day to happen."
"Child Cheng Xi," Tao Shiyan chuckled, "don't you have to weigh right and wrong before you convict? It's obvious that you lied first and forced me to be placed in the position of 'father'. Why do you blame me?"
Cheng Xi choked - it seemed that he really couldn't rely on Tao Shiyan, he was the one who told his father to call him first.
"Moreover," Tao Shiyan added, "I told the truth from beginning to end. I didn't make up a sentence for you. Is it wrong to be honest?"
"..." Cheng Xi choked up completely.
When he answered the phone, he had the intention of cursing someone, but he was scolded back by someone for a few words. Cheng Xi couldn't help but feel a little angry.
"Then..." he stuttered, "if you hear me lying, you won't cooperate?"
"Since you are acting coquettishly with me..." Tao Shiyan pondered for a moment, "I will try my best to cooperate with you in the future. I was careless this time. I'm sorry."
Hearing this, Cheng Xi realized that maybe because he knew that his request was too unreasonable, he couldn't help but lower his tone when speaking, which sounded like coquettishness.
Lu Xingzhi, who was driving next to him, glanced at him.
"I didn't...what the hell." Cheng Xi immediately denied it.
"Well, okay, you didn't."
There was a hint of coaxing in Tao Shiyan's tone: "Remove me from the blacklist. I just finished taking pictures of my cat for you, and I received a receipt that the delivery failed."
Cheng Xi was still a little reluctant, pursed his lips and said nothing, and then reacted belatedly——
What, what, what? What is the person named Tao talking about?
He actually has a cat at home, why should he be given a cat to suck???
Most children are afraid of being alone, and Cheng Xi was the same when he was young.
Without the company of his mother, he often has the idea of having a pet to accompany him. Whether it is a cat, cat, dog, rabbit or duck, he likes all furry animals.
But after mentioning it to Cheng Liguo, Cheng Liguo promised to accompany him to buy it today and tomorrow. As he kept putting it off, the idea slowly faded away.
When he grew up and moved out of the Cheng family, he abducted stray dogs outside the community and brought them back to the villa. After a few days of raising them, he was discovered by a talent scout and signed a trainee contract with Noah, which stated that he would live in the company dormitory.
So after curing the dog's disease, he gave it to his friend. To this day, his friend still sends him videos of the dog every few months.
Small animals are simply not too cute!!!
Damn, how many good things has he missed in these two hours?!!!
It took a minute to pull Heitao back, but only five seconds to pull it back. Cheng Xi said anxiously: "Let's go, let's go, it's fine now!"
Tao Shiyan responded, "Say on WeChat."
After a few seconds, a short video of Maomao was sent. Contrary to Cheng Xi's imagination, Tao's cat was not a rare breed, but a big orange that could be seen everywhere on the street. It was more than a bit stronger than pet cats.
Probably the result of being raised by an old man.
In the cat's nest under Da Ju, two cute little tangerines were sleeping. It looked like they were just born. Their flesh pads and noses were pink. When they yawned, their little tongues stuck out. They were so cute.
This is what a macho man should see. Cheng Xi felt completely bad, so he pretended to be calm and asked: "What are their names?"
Yan: [The older one is called Jiuyue, because I picked her up in September. The two younger ones are only ten days old and have no names yet]
It turned out that Tao Shiyan looked cold and indifferent, and he had also done the same thing as him, abducting stray animals. Cheng Xi was thinking wildly, and saw another sentence on the screen.
Yan: [If you like it, I can give you one]
Cheng Xi: "!!!"
Excited hands were scratching around on his legs. Cheng Xi wanted to say "I want it" but gradually calmed down after a few seconds.
orange: [I like it very much, but work has become more and more busy recently and I can’t take care of it, so I might as well forget it]
If you can't fulfill your responsibilities as a master, it's better not to do it.
Yan: [It doesn’t matter]
Yan: [You can stay with me for now and take you back to play when you are free]
Cheng Xi felt a little moved: [Is this okay? 】
Yan: [What’s wrong, I can afford cat food]
Haicheng is located in Linzhou, Songjiang, about three and a half hours' drive away, and is well within Cheng Xi's driving range.
If he really can't make it, he can also find a reliable driver to pick him up.
OMG, there is no solution more perfect than foster care!
Cheng Xi typed loudly: [You want it, you want it! I am fully responsible for his food and drink, you don’t have to spend any money!]
Tao Shiyan curled his lips as he looked at the string of "want" words. There was a hen at Zhou Mingsheng's house on the set. Cheng Xi played with it from time to time and was even pecked once. At that time, he guessed that boys like small animals.
I guessed it right.
After taking photos of the two kittens, he felt a little tired from squatting and asked his aunt to change the cat's water. He then returned to the bedroom and leaned against the bed.
Too lazy to type, I sent the photo along with the voice: "Which one do you want?"
Cheng Xi noticed the one on the left at a glance. He had three horizontal lines on his forehead and looked quite domineering.
orange:【The one on the left】
After more than ten seconds, the other party said: "This is a younger brother, I can help him choose a name."
Brother...won't I want to be a eunuch in the future?
Cheng Xi mourned for three seconds of silence for his younger brother. He didn't have any good ideas for a while, so he humbly said: [He has been staying with you for a long time, either way:)]
Tao Shiyan raised his eyebrows.
It was hard to calm down the angry kid. He originally planned to stay quiet for a few days, but after hearing this request, he didn't want to be a man anymore.
He pressed the talk button: "Then my nickname is Nian Nian."
Year after year, year after year... Cheng Xi recited it silently in his heart several times. It felt really cute. Especially when the man's low-pitched voice read it out, it sounded inexplicably nice.
Okay, just use Nian Nian!
But if there is a nickname, there must be a big name. He continued to ask: "What is the big name?"
This time the other party responded quickly, with a hint of teasing in his tone.