"Bah, my uncle, he is just a deserter and a coward! As soon as the battle started, he wanted to cross the water to escape south, but he fell into the river and almost drowned. I really don't understand why we rescued him."
"I know what you said is right, but whether he lives or dies must be decided by the master and the young lady, but he must not die in our hands."
"Hmph, wait until he faints from hunger, then you and I will pour food into his mouth to make sure he doesn't die."
Outside the door, two maids in military uniforms were "whispering" loudly. Inside the door, Zhang Peng, wrapped in a quilt, was sitting on the bed in a daze, his eyes vacant.
Without him, this Zhang Peng is not the other Zhang Peng. He is a surgeon who has traveled from the Blue Star of the 21st century. Just because he met a drowning girl while fishing by the river yesterday, he went into the water to save her because of his excellent water skills. As a result, the little girl
After being rescued, he was submerged in the rapids due to sudden leg cramps.
When I woke up this morning, I traveled back in time to ancient times. As the two maids outside the door said, I was a son-in-law!
It is pitiful to say that this Zhang Peng originally came from a family of traditional Chinese medicine. It is said that his ancestor was Zhang Zhongjing, the miracle doctor of the Eastern Han Dynasty. However, his father offended the powerful and the family was ruined. Only Zhang Peng was left to marry the princess of Beiting based on his early marriage contract.
Now, the Beiting war breaks out again, and the entire princess's mansion is preparing for war. But at this time, Zhang Peng, the son-in-law, actually committed the crime of fleeing before fighting yesterday.
Seeing his pretty face with oily hair and pink face in the mirror, Zhang Peng shook his head and sighed. In the 21st century, this little boy would be considered a typical pedophile.
Just now, after a whole night of memory fusion, he finally gained full control over this body and completely wiped out the will of his predecessor.
He was both grateful to his predecessor for allowing him to "resurrection" easily, and at the same time he was gnashing his teeth in hatred towards this predecessor who had no strength in his hands and no ink on his chest.
"Why is he a surrogate son-in-law?" Zhang Peng sighed, "It's hard to say whether he can escape the death penalty this time."
He stood up, flexed his fists and legs, then sat down at the dining table. He picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat the already cold meal, but found a stone falling from his sleeve.
Zhang Peng said "Eh", but for no other reason, this small square was nothing else. It was a jade seal he found at the Blue Star antique market a few days ago. The seller couldn't tell what dynasty it was from.
, it was in average condition and still incomplete, so I sold it to Zhang Peng for 200 yuan.
But now, this seal has become completely new. It is made of warm mutton-fat white jade, exquisitely carved with blue water and green dragon, and has four large characters "He Bo's Private Seal" engraved on the surface.
"What's going on?" Zhang Peng stopped caring about eating and began to study the He Bo's private seal carefully, but after studying for a long time, he didn't come up with anything.
Zhang Peng was greatly disappointed. He sighed and shook his head. He sat back at the dining table and sighed again: "I'm so happy for nothing. I thought it was some kind of magic weapon that can travel through time and space."
But make peace with it as it comes. This ancient period obviously developed crookedly after the Southern and Northern Dynasties. There was no great unification of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, but a Great Xia Dynasty occupied the orthodox Central Plains. However, it was very similar to the Song Dynasty in previous history, and it did not unify the nine states.
Fortunately, the two time and space have a lot in common. I am a "well-educated man" who graduated from a serious medical university. There is no reason why I can't live a prosperous life. Let's take it one step at a time. We still have to escape from this place first.
Only the General's Mansion will do.
While eating, Zhang Peng used his brain to continuously plan his escape plan.
"The eldest lady is back, go and greet her quickly, I'll call my uncle!" the voice of an old servant came over.
"Yes," followed by the nervous footsteps of the two maids fading away.
Zhang Peng hurriedly put away He Bo's private seal, and then heard the sound of the door outside the courtyard being opened and the loud announcement: "Princess Luanming has arrived!"
Zhang Peng was shocked and immediately stuffed He Bo's private seal into his arms, then quickly walked to the door of the room to greet him.
When he turned around, he saw a tall woman with fair skin and beautiful eyes, surrounded by people, walking towards him. She was wearing golden armor and red robes, a phoenix helmet on her head, holding a silver gun, and staring intently at him.
Zhang Peng.
Zhang Peng knew that this was his daughter-in-law. She was the daughter of General Liang Guogong of Shangzhu Kingdom and Princess Jinyun. She was the niece of the current Emperor of Daxia, the first of the four beauties of Xiliang, and was granted the title of Luanming County by imperial decree.
Lord Xu Wanyi.
"Ah, my wife is back?" Zhang Peng looked at this familiar yet unfamiliar face and didn't know how to face it. He held it in for a long time and finally said this.
"Anyone who escapes before fighting dares to provoke me, he will die!" As soon as Xu Wanyi heard Zhang Peng's words, she immediately frowned, her murderous intent rose sharply, and she swiped at Zhang Peng with a bright silver gun with a phoenix pattern in her hand.
come over.
"F*ck!" Zhang Peng hurriedly stepped back, barely avoiding the sweep of the gun. The tip of the gun was only two centimeters away from his chest.
"Bang!" There was a sound, and a piece of rockery shattered directly where the tip of the gun hit. Zhang Peng stared at him and shouted: "Damn mother-in-law, you murdered your husband!"
As soon as these words were said, the maids and servants who were following Xu Wanyi turned pale and retreated far away in unison.
"You, you, be brave!" Xu Wanyi's face turned white and red with anger, she shouted loudly, and stabbed Zhang Peng with a flick of her spear.
The gunfire was so dazzling and the gun shadows were so confusing that Zhang Peng couldn't tell which was a false move and which was a real move. He had no choice but to roll around and hide behind the pillar without caring about his face: "Damn you, please tell me what you have to say, good girl."
Use your mouth but not your hands...ah, I'll wipe it!"
Before Zhang Peng could finish speaking, the pillar he was leaning on was broken by Xu Wanyi's shot. The powerful aftermath blew Zhang Peng away with the entire piece of wood and fell heavily to the ground.
"It hurts, it hurts! Smelly bitch, you really want to beat me to death," Zhang Peng cried out in pain.
"According to military law, it's easy to kill you. Look at the gun!" Xu Wanyi's eyes were filled with anger, she kicked away the sawdust on the ground, and then shot her without mercy!
If this was hit, his life would be lost! Just when Zhang Peng was sighing that his life was about to end, he discovered the ranking placed on the altar table on the left: the position of Master Yuan Gongyuan.
I'm sorry, my wife, Master, I'll take care of you. If my life is saved, I will continue to provide you with incense every day in the future!
Zhang Peng didn't hesitate at all, raised his hand to grab Yuan Gongyuan's rank and held it up in front of him.
Sure enough, the tip of the silver spear landed half a foot above the tablet and stopped.
"Zhang Peng! Rat! Put down my master's tablet!" Xu Wanyi put away her gun, pointed at Zhang Peng and ordered urgently and angrily.
"Daughter-in-law, put down the gun and let's talk about something," Zhang Peng said with a mean smile.
"Bah, who is talking to you and who is your wife? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart!" Xu Wanyi was furious.
The maids and servants behind me have become more sophisticated today. In the past, when they met the eldest lady, the uncle would always call himself "subordinate" with a low eyebrow, but today he not only dared to call the princess "daughter-in-law", but also dared to resist.
!
Could it be that he knew that escaping from the battlefield would be punishable by death, so he was fearless?
"Put down the tablet!" Xu Wanyi walked towards Zhang Peng.
"Put down the gun!" Zhang Peng hid around the pillar.
The two were in a stalemate, and in the end, Xu Wanyi took the lead to compromise: "Okay, I'll throw away the gun, and you put the tablet on the table behind you!"
"That's right, why don't we just sit down and have a good talk earlier?" Zhang Peng breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll count to three, let's go together."
"one two three!"
The voice of three words fell, but both of them immediately took back their actions after testing it!
Zhang Peng snorted and raised his eyebrows: Tsk, a woman’s heart is as deep as a needle!
Xu Wanyi's phoenix eyes narrowed slightly: Humph, a man's mouth is so deceptive!
Onlookers: Haha, a pair of old men are not a family that does not come into the same house!
"Well, last time doesn't count. How about we trust each other and do it again?" Zhang Peng took the lead to break the embarrassing situation.
"Okay!" Xu Wanyi replied.
"one two three!"
This time the two of them put down the threat in their respective hands at the same time.
"Is that right? This is how we talk about things. Come on, wife, sit down!" Zhang Peng smiled and made a gesture of asking him to sit down.
"Who wants to talk to you?" But Xu Wanyi sneered and rushed over like a female leopard. She gathered strength with one palm on her waist and released her majestic energy, causing a strong wind in the entire room.
If I had known you would be like this, I would still be afraid of you if you didn't have a gun! Zhang Peng took the risk and never retreated but advanced.
The onlookers thought that my uncle was about to be blown away by the princess's palm, but they saw that my uncle actually counterattacked towards the princess at a speed that was not weaker than the princess!
Xu Wanyi never expected that Zhang Peng would respond like this. The energy in her palm had not been completed yet. She was a little stunned when she saw Zhang Peng coming towards her.
In the horrified eyes of everyone, Zhang Peng and Xu Wanyi bumped into each other in mid-air. At the same time, Zhang Peng opened his arms and hugged Xu Wanyi tightly. The two fell to the ground and twisted into a ball.
When Xu Wanyi was hugged tightly by Zhang Peng, her mind went blank and she was completely confused. All she could think about was: How dare this person? How dare he hug me? I was hugged by this trash? I
It’s not clean anymore! If a man and a woman hug each other, they won’t have children!
It wasn't until she rolled on the ground and felt pain all over her body that Xu Wanyi realized what she was doing. She was immediately embarrassed and annoyed, and shouted: "Zhang Peng, you bastard, let me go!"
"I won't let you go unless you promise not to kill me!" Zhang Peng controlled himself not to let the virgin body fragrance inhaled by his nose go to his head.
"Impossible, Zhang Peng, you are dead!" How could Xu Wanyi agree, and tried to use her internal energy to break away from Zhang Peng, but what she didn't expect was that the thin Zhang Peng was surprisingly powerful, and she actually
Can't break free.
"If you don't agree, I won't let you go!" Zhang Peng also found that his strength had become very powerful, which seemed to be one of the benefits after drowning in time travel.
Seeing the princess and her uncle hugging each other in the house, it looked like they were about to play something unspeakable on the ground. The onlookers looked at each other, and then they understood what they had understood and silently exited the yard. Even those who arrived behind
The patrolling guards also blushed and pretended not to notice, and kindly closed the courtyard door.
"If you don't let go, I'll bite you to death!" Xu Wanyi had never been treated like this before. In anger, she opened her cherry mouth, grabbed Zhang Peng's shoulder and bit her hard.
"Smelly bitch, who are you afraid of?" The pain hit, and Zhang Peng was also angry. He was not a gentleman when he came and went. He also grabbed Xu Wanyi's shoulder and bit it, but the effect was not good. He bit the shoulder armor and it collapsed.
toothache.
Seeing Zhang Peng deflated, Xu Wanyi felt greatly relieved. She opened her mouth and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I have a treasure in my body, what can you do to me?"
"Is the treasure armor with me? Can the treasure armor cover my mouth?" Zhang Peng asked with an angry smile.
When Xu Wanyi saw Zhang Peng's evil smile, she immediately felt something bad. She had a premonition of what Zhang Peng was going to do, but it was too late. Just when she was about to scold her, she felt her lips were blocked by a warm cotton feeling.
.
Her mind went blank again. Xu Wanyi was extremely embarrassed and angry. She kept moaning, and a faint tear fell from the corner of her eye... But why... this feeling was a little special... exciting?
After a long time, the two parties sat at opposite corners of the round table in the room and looked at each other. Zhang Peng's face was bruised and swollen but smiling, while Xu Wanyi's face was full of anger but no longer murderous.
"Can we have a good talk now?" Every time Zhang Peng spoke, the swelling and pain on his face broke out.
"Say," Xu Wanyi still clenched her fists, looking like she was still angry.
"Okay, actually, I didn't want to escape yesterday, but..." Just when Zhang Peng started to explain, the courtyard door was suddenly pushed open!
The two saw a big man in black iron armor kneeling on one knee outside the courtyard gate, clasping his fists and reporting: "Report to the princess, urgent military information, the Chakhtuo tribe has torn up the agreement, and took advantage of the general's main force to go north to the Moye River.
Send troops to attack our Beiting and expect to reach the pass early tomorrow morning. Please make a quick decision, Princess!"
After talking about the military situation, the big man glanced at Zhang Peng, his eyes full of disdain.
Isn't it right? Just out of the tiger's mouth, he encountered a pack of wolves again? Zhang Peng was confused and felt that this dungeon was too difficult to win.