For two days, Zhang Peng listened to the chickens dancing every day, and was not released by Old Yuan until noon. Not only was he physically and mentally exhausted, but he was always sweating profusely.
As a delicate pig boy, how can he allow himself to be unkempt and unkempt?
At that time, Zhang Peng was extremely eager to take a comfortable hot bath.
So Zhang Peng had to miss the voice and smile of his high school chemistry teacher again, but he could only think of the word saponification reaction, and could not recall any other details.
We could only try it slowly. Under Zhang Peng's instruction, Ge Shuyan killed a hundred sheep and boiled more than 800 kilograms of oil.
The mutton brother Shu Yan ate it, and the mutton fat Zhang Peng used it for experiments.
Therefore, Zhang Peng's small courtyard has been filled with stinky smell for the past two days, and the stench is unbearable. Zhang Peng is the only one who is in the stinking room and enjoys it. His eyes are red and he keeps muttering "I love taking baths, so my skin is good."
Such obscene words and clichés.
Everyone in the princess's palace thought that Zhang Peng was crazy. They all retreated when they saw him on the road, and the whole situation was like a stinker.
So when Zhang Peng, who had dark circles under his eyes, came to announce the good news with the world's first soap that he had worked hard to create, he was inevitably boycotted by his female compatriots, even Princess Luanming.
No exception.
"What kind of thing is made from the pungent smell of mutton oil? What kind of treasure is it for cleaning and decontamination?" Xu Wanyi pinched her nose and jumped on her feet, with undisguised disgust on her face, "Give it to me quickly.
Take it away!”
"You...I..." Zhang Peng's heart was really like ten thousand grass and mud horses rushing past at this moment. He wanted to explain, but he was a little weak, "This is really a treasure, and it is much better than some soap locust!"
He suddenly thought of a key issue, that is, he had just made soap, but he didn't take a shower. He was still a stinky person.
You ignorant ancient people, you don’t believe me? Okay, okay, I will prove it to you!
"Brother Shu Yan!" Zhang Peng shouted.
Ge Shuyan looked surprised, but did not reply immediately.
When Gundam and the other two captains heard this, they all took a step back.
"Brother Shu Yan, get over here," Zhang Peng shouted fiercely.
The corner of Ge Shuyan's mouth twitched, and he secretly scolded Guo Gao for being such a bad friend, and then he cupped his fists and answered: "Uncle, my subordinates are here."
"Come here!" Zhang Peng shouted sternly.
Ge Shuyan took a small step towards Zhang Peng with a face full of reluctance.
Zhang Peng became angry. It's okay for these women to have objections to me. In the past two days, your brother Shu Yan has been the one who enjoys eating mutton the most! How dare you dislike me?
"Come to me!" Zhang Peng jumped to his feet angrily.
Ge Shuyan had no choice but to step forward and subconsciously cover his nose with his hands.
"If you dare to cover your nose, I'll give you fifty military sticks!" Zhang Peng was in full force at this moment.
Brother Shuyan had no choice but to walk up to Zhang Peng with a sad face, clasping his fists: "Uncle, what do you have to say to me?"
"How many days have you not taken a shower?" Zhang Peng asked with a smile.
"Ah? This..." Brother Shu Yan glanced at Jian Ping who was standing next to Xu Wanyi, and his old face suddenly turned red, "Back to my uncle, I just washed it yesterday."
"Fart! That's impossible. You damn sure drank three kilograms of horse urine last night and slept better than a pig. How could you have time to take a shower?" Zhang Peng retorted with wide eyes, "Why don't you take it seriously?"
Ge Shuyan looked embarrassed. He glanced at Jian Ping awkwardly, but finally sighed: "Subordinate, I haven't taken a shower for half a month."
"vomit(╯□╰)o," the women all felt a chill.
"General Ge Shu is indeed an extraordinary person!" Upon hearing this, Zhang Peng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Ge Shuyan as if he had seen a peerless treasure, "Open your hands and show me!"
Ge Shuyan lowered his head and couldn't tell whether his face was red with embarrassment or not. He helplessly opened his hands in front of Zhang Peng.
It didn't matter, even Zhang Peng's determination made him feel sick.
He swore that he had never seen anyone wipe his hands so dirty in his two lifetimes, and he believed that they were the hands of Elder Babao of the Beggar Clan.
Xu Wanyi also closed her eyes immediately after taking one look. She was afraid that her eyes would be stained if she looked at them one more time.
At the same time, she began to worry about the overall hygiene level of her Beiting army. Did she usually work with such a group of dirty guys?
She remembered that Ge Shuyan had been eating mutton with such hands these past two days! He was grabbing the food with his hands! As he thought about it, his complexion began to turn sallow.
"Jianma! Lieutenant Geshu! You two are here today to really disgust the princess!" Jianping resisted the urge to vomit, while stroking Xu Wanyi's back, she complained, "Princess, how about you?
let's go."
Xu Wanyi was quite moved: "Zhang Peng, this princess has many things to do, so I won't accompany you today."
"Everyone, stay calm, don't be restless! Princess, give me another cup of tea, and I can make Captain Ge Shu's hands look brand new!" Zhang Peng was extremely disgusted, "Not for half a month.
Wash? I think you haven’t washed it for half a year!”
Brother Shu Yan raised his head and looked at Zhang Peng, thinking that you are not much better than me now. He had no choice but to give up: "I didn't think about it. I wanted to wash it two days ago, but it was already gone."
It can’t be washed clean.”
"You..." Zhang Peng held it in for a long time. He really didn't know how to describe the rough man in front of him, who was rougher than iron. He could only give a thumbs up, "You are awesome!"
Ge Shuyan wanted to die, and silently glanced at Jianping again, but at this moment, Jianping didn't look at him at all.
"Come on, brother Shu Yan, you are lucky to have met me today. Come on, take it!" Zhang Peng held the soap in one hand and gently placed it on brother Shu Yan's stained hands.
Ge Shuyan felt the cool and smooth feeling in his hands and raised his eyebrows.
"Gowda, get a basin of water for Captain Ge Shu," Zhang Peng said with a smile, "You just need to wet your hands with water, and then gently wipe them with soap, and wait until your hands feel smooth.
Start rubbing!”
"Uncle, can the stuff in the suet really remove stains?" Ge Shuyan heard Zhang Peng's serious words, and his heart pounded.
"No matter how bad the effect is, can it be worse than what you are doing now?" Zhang Peng rolled his eyes.
Gao Gao's legs and feet were very agile, and he quickly returned to Zhang Peng with a wooden basin in his arms. He was very attentive and brought warm water: "Uncle, the water is here."
"Don't be stunned, wash up!" Zhang Peng reminded his brother Shu Yan, looking at his stupid look.
Ge Shuyan sighed and put his hand into the wooden basin as Zhang Peng just said.
Soon, as Ge Shuyan said "Hey", he felt for the first time that washing hands was so simple.
After gently rubbing his soaped hands, a large amount of foam was produced. Ge Shuyan clearly felt the smooth touch between his hands. This was something he had not experienced for a long, long time. Finally, he immersed his hands in the basin again.
, the bubbles melted away, and a basin of clear water turned into sewage.
The next moment, under the stunned gaze of everyone, Ge Shuyan took his hands out of the basin and dried them in the dazzling sunshine of the North Courtyard.
At this moment, Ge Shuyan looked at his unfamiliar yet familiar hands and was so excited that he wanted to cry because they were so clean. His hands had never been so clean since he could remember.
"This...is my hand?" Ge Shuyan stood blankly in front of the basin, muttering to himself in disbelief.
Zhang Peng looked calm and calm, and turned to look at Xu Wanyi, who also looked shocked: "Princess, after seeing it with your own eyes, you should believe it, right?"