Emperor Xia walked towards the dragon chair at a snail's pace.
suddenly.
He smelled a strange smell in his nostrils.
Emperor Xia frowned and squinted his eyes. It was the smell of urine!
Could it be that the idiot prince ran out of the East Palace and went to the palace privately?
"madness!"
Emperor Xia cursed secretly all the way, and waited until he sat on the dragon chair before looking towards the main hall, looking for the prince who dared to disobey his orders.
However, none was found.
strangeness!
The smell of feces and urine was not brought by the prince.
Who could that be?
now.
In the East Palace.
The prince was holding a bottle of wine with disheveled hair, and asked Concubine Cao with a drunken look: "My dear concubine, my father clearly knows that this prince wants to kill that smelly old nine, but my father wants me to lead troops to rescue him, what do you think?" ,Did Father do it on purpose?"
Concubine Cao also leaned on the table in a drunken state, pressing her hard erection against the hard sandalwood, and echoed without knowing the pain: "That must be intentional."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The prince was heartbroken and cried very sadly: "You said that when I came to court again, I didn't do anything and was ordered to be general. I just pretended to be faint. This time, I didn't smell like urine. Why have you been grounded by your father again?"
"Why?"
"Hehehe"
Concubine Cao's cheeks were red and she chuckled: "Because you have been scared to pee in front of His Majesty twice. This time you pretended to be dizzy. Although you didn't pee because of the fright, His Majesty subconsciously thought you had peed!"
"So, His Majesty locked you up out of displeasure!"
"Your Highness, it's all because of that stinking old Jiu that you fell into this disease!"
"It's all her fault, leaving me endlessly empty, lonely and cold!"
"ah"
The prince picked up the wine pot and jumped up, roaring in pain like a giant monkey: "Smelly Old Jiu, this time, the Sirius soldiers are pressing down on the border. I'll see how you die!"
"You will definitely die an ugly death!"
"Hu Yanduo'er, I will never let you go!"
suddenly.
The prince shuddered, looked at the palace with emotion and said: "Father, are you talking about the child?"
"Are you thinking about the baby?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"I really don't blame the child for all this!"
"It's all that stinky old nine's fault!"
now.
In Tianxia Palace.
Eunuch Wei came to the dragon chair and briefly told the ministers what happened on the road.
Emperor Xia's lips curled up with a hint of meaning, his eyes looked at the palace door, and he murmured: "Interesting!"
but.
The smell of feces and urine in the main hall is so strong that it makes you feel sick to your stomach!
"Cough cough cough"
Emperor Xia couldn't sit still and said, "Dear ladies, what do you have to say today?"
At this time.
The Minister of the Ministry of Revenue came out of the queue with a dark face and said with red eyes: "Your Majesty, within ten days, I can prepare the food, grass and ordnance for the imperial army's western expedition. In ten days, Li Shangshu can lead the army to the expedition!"
Emperor Xia frowned: "Last time, didn't the Ministry of Household Affairs report that it would take a month to assemble the food and grass supplies for the army?"
The Secretary of the Ministry of Revenue still said with a dark face: "I am willing to issue a military order. If the deployment of food, grass and military equipment is not in place within ten days, I will retire and return to my hometown to give way to a talented person!"
Emperor Xia: ""
"Li Aiqing, where are you?"
Emperor Xia asked: "If you mobilize elite troops from the north, can the new army be in place as soon as possible to make up for the defense?"
Li Jian also came out with a dark face, deliberately wrinkled his nose, his expression was the same as that of the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, and he was extremely determined: "The soldiers allocated by the Ministry of War will be able to enter the northern defense line within ten days. By then, the northern troops allocated this time will The elite can conquer the west!"
"If I can't make arrangements within ten days, I'll take the initiative to resign and make way for a worthy person!"
Emperor Xia: ""
Old guy Li Jian must have been angered by the shit and urine in the morning!
At this time.
Sima Jian went out to report: "Your Majesty, the military situation is urgent. Since the soldiers and food can be prepared in advance, the time for the army's westward expedition can be advanced appropriately."
"I second the proposal!"
Most of the civil and military officials, smelling of shit and urine, said in unison: "Please conquer the wilderness early and kill the Sirius!"
The voice is very firm!
At this time.
When Emperor Xia saw that Cao Wei and the prince's party had not expressed their stance, his eyes lit up and he said, "If the right prime minister doesn't express his stance, does it mean that he feels that the time is not right and he shouldn't rush to the expedition in advance?"
After saying that, Emperor Xia gave him a look.
but.
However, Cao Wei seemed not to have received the hint from Emperor Xia, and said: "Your Majesty has misunderstood my heart!"
"My lord, I also feel that the military situation is urgent. If everything is ready, we can go out!"
Emperor Xia: ""
Is this old guy stupid for sleeping on a woman’s belly?
Now, I actually agree with Sima Jian!
It seems that it is no longer useful!
Emperor Xia glanced at the ministers, and said with suffocation in his heart: "Since the efforts of all my dear friends can enable the army to march westward earlier, defend Huangzhou earlier, and save my youngest son and the people of Huangzhou, what is my heart? Comfort!"
"Li Shangshu, the time for the expedition should be advanced ten days!"