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Chapter 523: The Ancestor and the Weird Master

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After half a while.

Only then did Ancestor Zongheng break the silence in the room: "King Huangzhou, you have asked so many questions, which one should I answer you first?"

Xia Tian said seriously: "Choose a question you can answer!"

Ancestor Zongheng thought for a moment: "Then let's talk about the weirdo!"

"good!"

"Come here, serve some mountain tea to Master Zongheng!"

"yes!"

The extremely pure lotus flower came with a tray, and her pure eyes were intoxicating: "Your Majesty, please have tea!"

"Dear guest, please have tea!"

Ancestor Zongheng's eyes were full of vigilance: "King Huangzhou, is there no poison in this tea?"

Xia Tian said with a smile but not a smile: "Special envoy Zongheng, this is a deserted state. If I want to kill you, there is no need to poison your tea!" m.

"Do you believe it?"

Ancestor Zongheng did not refute, but took a sip of the Huangzhou camellia, his eyes brightened!

Then, he stared at the bitter cup of tea and asked: "King Huangzhou, if I didn't say anything, you wouldn't have given me good tea to drink, right?"

"certainly!"

Zongheng was speechless and said: "Did you know that during the Jixia Academy era, all the scholars from various schools of thought had to add the word "weirdo" before their master?

"Because his words and deeds are weird!"

When the ancestor Zongheng spoke, his voice was neutral. When the pitch was high, it sounded like a woman, when the pitch was low, it sounded like a man. The Adam's apple was even more vague, making it really impossible to tell the difference between the male and female!

Ancestor Zongheng had a look of reminiscence in his eyes: "The weird master seems to know everything in heaven and on earth, but when he teaches knowledge, he always just starts from the beginning and lets us think about it by ourselves, saying that the master taught us everything. When you come in, practice is up to you personally, and only what you understand is the most suitable for you."

The light of memory in the eyes of the ancestor Zongheng was even greater: "In those days in Jixia Academy, if the disciples of hundreds of schools were confused, the weird master would call the person aside and beat him head and face!"

Xia Tian stretched out three fingers: "Isn't it said that just three blows can knock out inspiration from a person and bring him to the state of enlightenment?"

"Is this legend false?"

An expression that looked like a smile but not a smile appeared on the face of Zongheng Ancestor: "It's true!"

"But, it's also fake!"

Although Xia Xia is extremely intelligent, he is also a little confused: "What's the explanation?"

"Hehehe..."

Ancestor Zongheng couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth: "Because, when the weird lady hits someone on the head, she only shouts one, two, three, never four!"

"I remember back then, he slapped my head three times with a bamboo slip, which shocked my soul. If I had not been strong-willed at that time, I would have been knocked unconscious!"

"After knocking, he asked with a serious face, what did you think of?"

"I answered, feeling a little dizzy!"

"Then he knocked three more times and knocked me out!"

summer:"......."

Ancestor Zongheng was completely immersed in memories: "When I woke up, I was already lying in my room in Jixia Academy with a splitting headache!"

"But, in order not to get beaten next time, I tried my best to think...how should the Zongheng School follow the path?"

"Don't tell me, after being beaten wildly, my mind is very clear, I can think about things more focused and more clearly than before!"

"Later, I retreated in my room and meditated hard, perfecting the doctrine of my Zongheng School!"

"Do you think it's magical or not?"

Xia Tian frowned: "Are you sure you were beaten out?"

"Didn't you realize it by letting yourself go?"

Ancestor Zongheng shook his head: "Of course I am sure!"

"At that time in Jixia Academy, the people who were beaten the most by the weird master were the Confucian Confucians, Taoist Daozi, Ben Laozu, Mohist Mozi and others. The Tao of each school was perfected after being beaten by the weird master. "

"Once upon a time, we also did a comparison. When we were not beaten by the weird master, we also went to enlightenment, but the progress was pitifully slow!"

"Later, we discovered that every time we were beaten, a hint of cool Qi entered the body from the Baihui point on the top of the head, which made the soul feel very comfortable!"

"Let's ask Mr. Weird, what is that?"

"But he refused to say anything!"

"Later, we suspected that it was the true energy after martial arts advanced to the land of gods, the true energy that can bring people wisdom!"

Xia Tian frowned: "Are you sure that the weird lady is from the terrestrial fairyland?"

Ancestor Zongheng nodded: "We are sure!"

"Back then, during the melee of the Nine Kingdoms, masters at the master level from various countries came to Jixia Academy to cause trouble. As a result, those masters were like three-year-old children in front of the weird master, unable to block every move of the weird master!"

"Now, this ancestor has broken through to the half-step master level, and can beat the shit out of the master, but compared with the ease of the weird master back then, it is completely different!"

Xia Tian's eyes flashed with wisdom as he digested the news brought by Ancestor Zongheng: "Is there anything else weird about this weirdo?"

Ancestor Zongheng continued: "What's even more strange is that although the weird master is lecherous and often teases the girl at the gate and by the river, he never lets women sleep with him at night, and he has never seen any women come in. His room!"

"Is this weird?"

Xia Tian thought of a rumor: "Zongheng Special Envoy, it is said that one night, you entered the weirdo's wife's room, and then the sound of fighting came from the room. Is this true?"

"How did you know?"

Ancestor Zongheng was shocked: "Are there still immortals alive?"

Xia Tian was noncommittal: "Can we talk about this matter?"

suddenly.

Ancestor Zongheng’s face turned dark!

He gritted his teeth and said, "Because I dressed like this when I entered the palace. Even if the weird lady is a land god, she can't tell whether I am a boy or a girl!"

"So, that night, he pulled me into his room and wanted to take off my purple robe to see if I was a boy or a girl!"

"So, we started fighting in his room!"

Xia Tian was a little shocked and asked curiously: "Then did he succeed?"

Ancestor Zongheng nodded: "He succeeded!"

"No one can resist the power of the terrestrial fairyland!"

"But this ancestor also took advantage of his shock and punched him a few times, so that he, the land god, also received a beating!"

At this moment, Xia Tian's mind is a little confused!

Ancestor Zongheng’s body is really weird!

"Then are you a boy or a girl?"

Ancestor Zongheng raised his eyelids: "You can't say that!"

Xia Tian took a deep look at Ancestor Zongheng: "Is there anything else strange about Master Weird?"

At this time, I saw a hint of cunning emerging from the depths of Ancestor Zongheng's eyes.

He stared at Xia Tian and said: "He usually keeps talking about the prophecies, saying that if the world is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is united for a long time, it will be divided. Qin will dominate the world, but the country will not last long. There are also people who defy heaven and change their fate. If you want to live forever , you must go against heaven. Only by breaking through heaven can you gain great freedom and become an immortal!"

"Someone will change their destiny against the will of heaven?"

Xia Tian was a little shocked: "What do you mean?"

Ancestor Zongheng said seriously: "It just doesn't belong to the resurrection of the dead!"

"Just like what the Rebirth Church does!"

Then, ancestor Zongheng's eyes flashed: "King Huangzhou, before you left the imperial capital and became king, I heard that you had frozen to death in the snow. Later, you suddenly came back to life. Does this count as changing your fate against the will of heaven?"

"Does it count?"


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