Chapter 169 Since wood is born, why is it born board!
"Senior brother! It's really you, senior brother!" The boss was very excited, tears were already flowing from the corners of his eyes, and he was sincere.
It's like a crazy man who has been single for 30 years finally found a wife.
Ye Jiu stepped back continuously at this time because the boss seemed to want to hug him.
This is not possible.
This is impossible.
I don't want to suddenly have a mentally ill junior brother.
Moreover, I have never been a disciple in Tama, so where did I come from?
Don’t think that just because you are mentally ill, you can have random relationships, push yourself to the limit, and be lawless!
What haven’t I seen?
A mentally ill person really wants to fool me?
Innocent!
If I am fooled by your mental illness, then who am I?
ridiculous!
…
"Brother, you have changed." The boss looked at Ye Jiu and said very aggrievedly.
Ye Jiu was completely confused.
At first, I was worried that the boss was some alien organization, but now judging from his behavior, this is not something a normal person can do.
For example, offer yourself chrysanthemums.
He is really an out-and-out psychopath...
…
In order to stabilize the situation, Ye Jiu planned to use delaying tactics and then find an opportunity to call the hospital and ask them to take the person away.
…
"I...where have I changed?" Ye Jiu asked tentatively.
The boss said a little aggrievedly: "You don't even recognize me now. In the past, you used to call me a noob."
Ye Jiu: "..."
Are you dreaming about riding a horse?
I will never call you Xiaobanban until I die!
The boss glanced at Ye Jiu and continued: "But it's okay, I have found my senior brother now."
"Senior brother, let's never be separated again, okay? Let's be together forever, okay?"
Ye Jiu: "..."
Boss: "Senior brother, my senior brother."
Ye Jiu: "..."
Boss: "I love..."
"Shut up."
Ye Jiu stopped Immortal Banban in time, and then asked: "Junior brother..., can you tell me what happened before? I have forgotten..."
In order to stabilize this mental illness, Ye Jiu had no choice but to risk his life.
If he is a stranger who wants to harm me, then kill him, but he is a psychopath...
You can't kill innocent people indiscriminately, otherwise what's the difference between you and animals?
It's not okay to bully a mentally ill person, right? Then your reputation will be lost for the rest of your life!
However, facing Ye Jiu's question, Immortal Banban remained silent.
Staring at you.
Then, endless silence.
Without speaking, Ye Jiu even suspected that he had stopped breathing.
A few minutes later, Ye Jiu felt that the hairs all over his body were standing on end.
Being stared at by a mentally ill person, this feeling is indescribable and wonderful...
Whoever tries knows...
After a few more minutes, Ye Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, so he tentatively called out: "Junior brother?"
Immortal Banban: "..."
Ye Jiu: "..., boss?"
Immortal Banban: "..."
Ye Jiu: "Xiao...Xiaobanban?..."
Sorry, I made an exception again, so I take back what I just said.
I admit, I screamed...
"hey-hey."
Immortal Banban showed two rows of neat teeth and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you forget, senior brother. Junior brother will help you remember."
"long long ago…"
"A long, long time ago, we... uh..."
"Just a long, long time ago, we were all mentally ill...and then...no, no, we were all still dogs..."
"That's not right, it was a long, long time ago..."
After the immortal finished speaking, his whole figure seemed to be frozen.
Not moving anymore.
Silence again.
Ye Jiu: "..."
If I ride on a horse, what on earth will cause trouble? If you ride on a horse, that’s right!
It's best to keep talking until the people from the mental hospital arrive. I'm not afraid to tell you that I have already contacted the people from the mental hospital.
They'll be there in a minute!
You say we were both mentally ill and dogs before, that’s fine! Just like it!
…
"Xiaobanban, tell me, I really want to hear what you said about the past." Ye Jiu said again.
However, the immortal Banban, who seemed to be immobilized, scratched his head at this moment and said with a smile: "I forgot about it too."
Damn it...
He is indeed mentally ill.
Ye Jiu twitched the corners of his lips and said, "Then how do you know I am your senior brother?"
Immortal Banban narrowed his eyes, looked at Ye Jiu as if he were a fool, and said, "Do I still need to ask this? Are you stupid?"
"I, I, I..."
"That's all you say. Don't you even listen to your senior brother?"
"..."
Immortal Banban sighed and said, "Okay then."
Then, Immortal Banban held his right hand toward the void, and a knife actually appeared out of thin air and appeared in his hand!
Damn it! This psychopath is really a stranger!!!
Ye Jiu was stunned.
However, things are not over yet.
When the knife was completely condensed, Ye Jiu discovered that the pattern on the handle of the knife was exactly the same as his own!
Although the blades are different, mine is in the shape of a kitchen knife, while his is in the shape of a watermelon knife.
However, the patterns on the handle and the butt are surprisingly consistent!
It is not difficult to guess that the origins of these two knives must be closely related!
Ye Jiu looked at the watermelon knife in Immortal Banban's hand in surprise. He couldn't believe it. He really couldn't believe it.
Is it possible that I really have a junior brother?
And also a psychopath?
…
No, that's not right.
I obtained my Soul-Slaying Sword from the system. Could it be that Immortal Banban also has a system?
this……
No way! A mentally ill person has a system?
Damn it, what’s wrong with this era? The world is deteriorating and the law of heaven is ruthless!
No, I don’t believe it!
…
At this moment, Immortal Banban's wrist shook, and the watermelon knife in his hand actually changed!
The silver-white blade suddenly glowed with lightning, and then the blade actually grew longer.
In the blink of an eye, a watermelon knife turned into a blue ***...
He's so handsome that he explodes, and he's so handsome that he takes off on the spot!
Ye Jiu was confused, completely confused.
The kitchen knife in my hand suddenly no longer smells good...
Why?
Am I not a senior brother?
Why does a mentally ill person use a weapon that is more handsome than me?
If it's just a watermelon knife, I'll forget about it. It's not much better than a kitchen knife.
But you're going to give him a ***? It's still as blue as a spar!
Why?
Why!!!
Why is my kitchen knife, no matter how it changes, it is still a kitchen knife! Small kitchen knife, kitchen knife, big kitchen knife!
Look at this person! Open your eyes and look!
If I had this kind of weapon, wouldn't I be able to show it off every day?
If I have this kind of weapon, do I still need special space in the system to store it?
I ride on my back every day to show off, doesn’t it smell good?
No, no, the sky has no eyes, the sky has no eyes!!!
If wood is born, how can it be made of wood?——
…
"Senior brother, you don't look well." Immortal Banban said with some worry.
Ye Jiu: "..., I, I'm fine, you put the knife away first, the light effect is dazzling."
"Oh." Immortal Banban cooperated and put away his weapon.
Ye Jiu was sitting on the sofa, looking ugly and ugly.
This time it was Ye Jiu's turn to be silent.
This kind of blow is too...
Outrageous!
At this time, the immortal said with a straight smile: "Senior brother, let's go find the little junior sister. Only when we find the little junior sister can we really be reunited."
Ye Jiu: "Little junior sister?"
I'm riding a horse and I have a junior sister? Why didn't I know?
"Yes, our little junior sister, let's go find her together!"