As soon as these words came out, even Su Xia looked surprised.
"……nonsense!"
Shangguan Ling became so angry that she whirled the golden lighter on her fingertips.
Whoosh!
Smashed towards Long Xiaoye.
The direction is accurate, the speed is fast, and the target is the tea cup that Long Xiaoye just picked up.
Lianjiazi!
If this is broken, the pants will be even wetter than Shangguan Ling's!
However, it didn't happen.
Shangguan Ling felt her eyes flashing as something came towards her.
He hurriedly dodged sideways, and when he saw it clearly, it was the lighter he had just thrown out, which had already sunk into the gap in the sofa, leaving only his golden butt exposed.
Something seems wrong?
Shangguan Ling looked down and was even more shocked.
The cigarette butts were destroyed!
"Sister Ling, why are you so anxious? You can't even hear your bad words. I'm obviously complimenting you."
Zier~
Long Xiaoye took a leisurely sip of tea.
To be honest, it's not as good as the old man growing his own homemade tea.
well!
Shangguan Ling let out a long sigh, covered her face, let go, and said in frustration: "Brother, I'm sorry, I was impulsive just now. I have a marriage history like this, and I am still a virgin. If I tell anyone about it, it will be a pretentious and boring behavior processed by the hospital. It is not honorable."
Shameful."
On her face, there is a hint of red clouds in the marriage palace.
Long Xiaoye was also unambiguous and said bluntly: "Do you still want to get married again?"
"Yes, yes." Shangguan Ling nodded, and said helplessly: "But I don't want to die as a man anymore, I just want to live a normal life."
"Let me answer a question first, why are you still a virgin?"
"They...are all useless."
Shangguan Ling struggled to squeeze out a few words through her teeth.
As the saying goes, if you do it over and over again, it won’t work anymore?
Long Xiaoye wants to testify for men!
"Come, sit next to me."
Shangguan Ling sat down obediently and saw Long Xiaoye put his nose close to her pink neck and sniffed lightly, looking intoxicated.
This action is too ambiguous...
Shangguan Ling felt her ears were hot and her eyes were a little blurry.
Su Xia rolled her eyes and turned her face to the side.
"This taste is just different." Long Xiaoye clicked his tongue.
"They all said that I have a special taste."
Shangguan Ling smiled charmingly.
In fact, she had a more than simple purpose in visiting Long Xiaoye.
I heard from Sister Mei that the young man is very handsome and has good kung fu.
Shangguan Ling wanted to keep him, overcome the secular barriers of status and age, and achieve the first peak in her life.
What a beautiful thought!
Doomed to fail...
Long Xiaoye sat up straight, shook his head and sighed:
"Sister Ling, that's right. You bring your own protective shield. As long as any man really touches you, his limbs will feel weak and defeated. It's really sad!"
Another amazing statement!
"Is the protective cover related to smell?"
Shangguan Ling was smart enough to connect the two.
right!
"This is a kind of body poison. After being soaked for a long time, it gradually penetrates and forms. The smell it emits is very lethal to men. Over time, the toxin accumulates, blocking the heart veins, and causing sudden death in dreams."
Long Xiaoye made an analysis.
The three brothers-in-law are all unlucky bastards!
Shangguan Ling was extremely shocked. She suddenly slapped her forehead and suddenly realized that she was in pain.
"Brother, you are definitely a real person, I'm convinced."
Shangguan Ling told a secret that was never known to outsiders.
When she was a child, she contracted a strange disease. Her whole body was covered with red bumps, but they were not lupus erythematosus.
I have been seeking medical advice everywhere but can't find a cure. Some people even say that I can't live with this disease for a few years.
later.
A wandering Taoist priest gave me a prescription for a medicinal bath.
The medicine was provided by the Taoist priest. It was an unknown substance in the form of powder, and was added a little at a time.
Shangguan Ling has been taking the medicine for eight years. Not only has she recovered from her illness, but her skin has also become amazing, as perfect as porcelain.
Everyone who saw him praised him a few times, and also secretly said a few words in his heart.
"That Taoist priest saved me, but he also harmed me."
Shangguan Ling sighed helplessly.
Long Xiaoye, however, disagreed. This kind of thing would not be beneficial without starting early. The Taoist priest must have a purpose!
Shaking his legs, he tilted his head and asked:
"The Taoist priest didn't mention the consequences of medicinal bathing? Did he make any special requests?"
"I was still young at the time, and I heard my parents say that he wouldn't let me get married. When I grew up, I went to find him and brought..." Shangguan Ling gestured, "It's a very long list, and all the weird things recorded on it are
thing."
"Later, I lost it, and the phone number I left behind couldn't be reached."
"Sister Ling, have some fun! You escaped a disaster. The Taoist priest may have died, otherwise, you would never have the good life today as his little wife." Long Xiaoye chuckled.
"Brother, you're kidding!"
Shangguan Ling waved her hand quickly, "More than twenty years ago, that old man had a white beard."
"He wants to use you to make medicine!"
Shangguan Ling's use characteristics are similar to Gao Lina's, they are both utensils.
Gao Lina has a noble and naturally chosen physique.
Responsible for cultivating spiritual seeds and adding icing on the cake, life will open up a new world from now on.
But Shangguan Ling was created and nurtured artificially.
There are related records in Tianxuan secret art, which is called medicine cauldron, which is specially used to make special medicines that are colorless and invisible.
After a long while,
Shangguan Ling finally recovered from the shock, but her expression became even more depressed.
"Brother, how can you break the protective shield?"
"There is a way. The process will be painful."
"My sister usually practices martial arts and has very strong endurance. She is not afraid of hardship or pain."
Shangguan Ling clenched her fists to encourage herself, hope igniting in her eyes.
Oh well!
Long Xiaoye immediately made arrangements. He took a bath first, remembering to use sulfur soap, then found a clean room and prepared three sticks of incense.
sulfur soap……
No, the nanny only washes socks...
Shangguan Ling's toiletries start at 1,000 yuan...
In fact, it doesn’t matter what you use!
Long Xiaoye didn't like her either. Washing it with sulfur soap would make it cleaner and save the consumption of spiritual eyes.
Shangguan Ling reluctantly agreed and asked another question.
No scented candles!
Although three husbands died, she did not believe in evil and never burned incense.
It's too late now and I can't buy it.
"There should be mosquito coils, right?" Long Xiaoye asked again.
Is this okay?
Shangguan Ling was surprised, but nodded.
"have!"
"Then use mosquito coils. The sense of ritual is indispensable."
Long Xiaoye emphasized, but he was thinking in his heart that he would also carry some items with him in the future so that he could sell them at a high price.
Shangguan Ling asked the nanny to put in the bath water, and then went upstairs.
Su Xia immediately came over and whispered: "Brother Ye, there is a ghost outside."
Damn it!
The lights in the villa are bright, and it's not dark outside. The level of ghosts who dare to haunt the lights is quite high.
"What does it look like?"
"You're not young, he's an old man."
Are they the men who died unjustly for Shangguan Ling, or the Taoist priests who helped her treat her illness?
Even if she died, she would not let her go.
"Sister Xia, keep an eye on that ghost, he must have a hiding place." Long Xiaoye warned.
"I think it's the driver."
After Su Xia looked carefully, she made a judgment.
"Has he ever opened Niwan Palace?"
"possible."
We must beware of this person, he is a smiling tiger who is good at pretending.
Niwan Palace, also known as Baihui Point.
Practicing special exercises can open this acupoint, and ghosts can enter the body and coexist silently.
Why do you do this?
In the mysteries of heaven and earth, it is called taking ghosts as teachers.
Allow ghosts to hide, raise them, exchange conditions, and obtain the knowledge that the ghosts mastered during their lifetime.
This is very risky.
If you are not careful, you will be completely controlled by the ghost and lose your identity.