"At 14:23 pm on the 21st, Beijing time, due to operational errors by Chinese engineering and technical personnel, the flight trajectories of three latest-model intercontinental ballistic missiles carrying twelve nuclear warheads were seriously deviated and they flew over Tokyo, Japan. In this regard, our government sincerely apologizes to Japan and reiterates that this test launch and nuclear experiment are not directed at any country or organization. Please ask the Japanese government and people not to panic. ⊕School↙∷"
Nima.
After hearing the explanation from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China at the press conference, everyone knew full well that a serious mistake had been made. Oh no, where has such a low-level mistake occurred in China in so many years? And it happened to be flying from the sky above Tokyo, Japan. Yes, even Japan hasn't intercepted it yet. I'm afraid even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe this.
The Japanese ambassador to China, who was sitting at the front, had a pale face and obvious panic in his eyes. Three ballistic missiles and twelve nuclear warheads. If another one from China accidentally fell on Tokyo, Tokyo would still be there. Does it exist on earth?
"We are protesting. This is a serious provocation. China must give us an explanation." He gritted his teeth and roared loudly, still feeling terrified in his heart.
"Explain?" The spokesperson of China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs looked at the little devil, "Didn't I explain it? And I apologized to the Japanese government. What else do you want?"
"I..." Looking at the arrogant face of the spokesperson of the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the little devil's ambassador to China felt a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart, and he was suddenly discouraged. In addition to feeling aggrieved, he felt aggrieved. Once upon a time, these Chinese diplomats were like dogs in front of them. They could only bark and protest. But now, the situation has reversed so quickly. He feels like he has turned into a dog. In addition to protesting , he really doesn’t know what to do now? Suffering from economic blockade, social unrest, and being unable to stop them, what can they do except endure it?
The diplomatic ambassadors of other countries looked at the little devil with some sympathy. No one expected that the current Chinese government would be so strong. Japan would probably become more and more miserable in the future. They also did not think that China and Japan would To be able to coexist peacefully in the future, whether it is a blood feud between two countries or a status conflict between two countries, it is destined that only one of the two parties can stand, and looking at it now, the one who will have the last laugh It will undoubtedly be China.
On the other side, there was a wailing sound in Japan. Faced with this provocation, they should have fought back and unanimously condemned China's bad behavior. However, they fired more than ten missiles but failed to intercept them, which made them feel sad. They were more frightened than angry. After all, as a country that had been attacked by nuclear weapons, their fear of nuclear weapons came from the bottom of their hearts and was even integrated into their blood.
The Japanese government was silent, major Japanese organizations were silent, and even those militarists who clamored for an immediate war, to attack China, and to reproduce the imperial army sweeping across China in World War II were also silent.
And ever since those three intercontinental bombs passed over everyone's heads, the excited little devils gathered around the pier seemed to have lost their souls, their faces were full of sadness, their eyes were angry, and they no longer jumped like before.
"This is you Chinese people. You keep talking about peace, but now you act like this?" A little Japanese official seemed to be unable to bear it any longer. He yelled at He Zhenzhong as if he was crazy, "Your
The behavior is just like before, using all kinds of things we produce while burning my Japanese flag, it is despicable and dirty to the extreme."
Hearing this, He Zhenzhong just glanced at the guy indifferently and snorted: "Burn a piece of dog skin plaster, what will it do to you?" First, it's none of your business to burn our own things. Don't tell me.
I have never done anything like this. Secondly, who said that is your national flag? It is clearly our country’s dog-skin plaster. By the way, recently, the businessmen in our country who set up street medicine stalls have prepared to file a lawsuit with the United Nations against you.
The country's flag is a serious infringement of their copyright."
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"You fart." The guy's face turned red and he was panting like an ox. "You are insulting. This is a provocation to our Yamato nation."
"It's not that serious, right?" He Zhenzhong shrugged, "I'm just telling you the facts. It's true that you didn't pay copyright fees to those businessmen in our country who are just bullshit."
"You..." The guy took a few breaths in succession, then opened his mouth, and spit out a large mouthful of black blood. He was bullying people too much. He was really bullying people. The national flag is the symbol of the country, and this guy actually insulted them like this.
He Zhenzhong looked at the guy and shook his head, "Actually, regarding this matter, our country's environmental protection department has intervened and conducted a strict investigation into the above-mentioned people burning garbage in the urban area and causing urban air pollution. According to our country's Environmental Protection Law
The relevant regulations on the disposal of incinerated garbage have already imposed relatively high fines on those who violate the law. So, don't worry, don't vomit blood, otherwise someone will die."
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"Your national flag is rubbish." How could that guy not understand the meaning of He Zhenzhong's words? His teeth were almost broken.
He Zhenzhong's expression did not change, and he just said lightly: "Furthermore, our government has also recommended and called on the whole country that this kind of garbage should not be burned randomly in the future, and such garbage items should be disposed of in special garbage disposal sites."
Rubbish, rubbish again, the little Japanese officials around were all angry, their faces were twisted, and their eyes were almost bursting into flames when they stared at He Zhenzhong. This damn Chinese was really bullying people too much. My uncle could not tolerate it, and my aunt could not tolerate it.
A little Japanese official was so angry that he took a conspicuous five-star red flag from the hands of some little Japanese next to him. He smiled ferociously and looked at He Zhenzhong, "Garbage, right? I will burn the garbage for you to see."
Ha ha ha ha.."
"woo woo woo woo."
"Burn, burn, burn."
The little devils around them all roared with excitement. What could be more devastating to the Chinese people in front of them and soothe their hurt hearts?