My defense is over 200...and I still have 20% damage immunity, so why...
Am I a trash?
For the first time, Su Mu doubted himself.
Footsteps approached, and a pair of slender legs appeared in my confused vision...
Although these legs are very beautiful, Su Mu can't arouse the slightest interest that a man should have.
This is not to blame Su Mu, after all, there is a leather-like bib hanging in front of the big white legs, which is stained with dirty blood and sticky minced meat...
Above, there is a shirtless, unkempt woman wearing a white vest...
Her hair was even stained with a lot of blood and unknown minced meat, like a female butcher coming out of a slaughterhouse.
The whole body exudes the pungent smell of blood, and the kitchen knife in his hand is filled with fresh blood mixed with blood scabs, layer after layer...
I’m all ready to dish out the paste...
I am afraid that this knife will cause tenth-level tetanus.
"August……"
"Sister August, please spare my life..."
Looking at the bloody name, Su Mu was stunned.
Obviously in the main city, why is the name of the NPC August so red that it turns black...
Oh no, she is not an NPC.
She is the devil...
August squatted down, moved closer to his blood-stained face, looked at Su Mu again and again, and even smelled Su Mu before speaking in a strange tone.
"It's strange... I don't know you, but there is a smell on you, it feels so familiar."
Su Mu swallowed, took out the piece of ancient jade given by the prestigious merchant from his backpack, and handed it to August.
"Sister August, look at this, this is a sound..."
"Snapped!"
When August saw this piece of ancient jade, he directly blocked Su Mu's mouth with the bloody kitchen knife, "Don't make any noise!"
Su Mu: "Wow..."
August picked up the ancient jade, looked at it again and again, and then said something that made Su Mu almost collapse: "I don't recognize this thing."
Sumu:???
When I stepped on the horse, didn't the reputation merchant say that I could just give her the things?
What's the situation now?
Although August is a devil, she seems to be almost a fool now, so what she said must be true.
In other words, it is the reputation merchants who are trying to fix themselves?
What the hell is he trying to do...
At this moment, August suddenly changed his mind and said, "But I am very familiar with this smell. You..."
"I remembered, you are the monkey sent here by the old man, right?"
"Monkey? What monkey?" Su Mu blinked, expressing confusion.
The old man should be said to be a reputation businessman, what about the monkey?
Is this monkey talking about me? I am obviously a distinguished Apocalypse player, okay?
You are the monkey, and your whole family is a monkey!
At this time, August's name actually turned white, and then he showed two small tiger teeth with a smile and said: "Monkey, if you are the old man's friend, then you are August's friend."
"I happen to be cooking, I'll treat you to some meat!"
Su Mu: "Uh, no need, I'm not hungry..."
"No, you are hungry."
"I'm not hungry……"
"You're hungry!"
"I, I'm hungry..."
Seeing Su Mu agree, August smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, then grabbed Su Mu's right foot and dragged it directly to his home.
"I can walk by myself! I can walk by myself!"
Su Mu struggled, trying to break free from the seemingly thin claws.
However, he found helplessly that August's hands were more iron than iron pliers. If he pushed too hard, he would be unable to break free and would feel pain...
In desperation, Su Mu could only give up temporarily and let August drag him away.
August also said very enthusiastically at this time: "You're welcome, you don't have to leave, I'll just come..."
"Thank you, thank you..."
Su Mu took out a bottle of Qi and blood recovery potion, lay on the ground, and drank it.
Only 1 point of Qi and blood left began to slowly recover...
"Boom!"
When passing the gate, Su Mu hit his head hard on the threshold.
pain!
But I can't refuse August's enthusiasm, let alone live up to it.
August love...
…
Entering the courtyard, the smell of blood became even stronger.
In the middle of the small courtyard, there is a large chopping board that has been around for a long time. It is similar to the one on the pork shop. It has various knife marks and blood stains on it.
At this moment, lying on the chopping board was a donkey that had been cut into pieces...
It turns out that the song I just sang in August is true.
She's really killing the donkey.
Well... luckily it's a donkey.
If it was really what Su Mu thought, he was killing people and then making himself meat buns or something like that.
Should you eat it yourself or not?
Although there is no hunger setting for the game characters in Apocalypse World, the restoration of tasting food and taste is 100%.
That is to say, you can eat, but you will not feel full or hungry after eating.
However, drunkenness, poisoning, stomachache, etc. caused by food will also have corresponding BUFF and immersive restoration.
"Sit." August pointed to a small stool, then turned and walked towards the donkey.
Su Mu sat down obediently.
Now that we’re here, we have to finish the task first... After this step, there shouldn’t be much of a problem later.
Probably, no, there are other cheating things, right?
Not long after, August came over with a piece of the best meat from the donkey and said, "Eat it!"
After saying that, she stuffed a piece into her mouth and chewed it.
Su Mu: "..."
"Sister August, this...this meat is raw."
"Raw? What do you mean?"
August brushed aside her disheveled bangs and said, "Oh, I didn't give birth to this. I killed and cut it. Eat it."
“Very delicious.”
Su Mu: "..."
This, how do you get out of your mouth?
So Su Mu found some scrap wood in the corner of the yard, lit it with a fire charm, and finally added the piece of donkey meat on top.
After a while, the smell of barbecue filled the entire small yard.
"Hmm~ It smells so good!" August said with shining eyes.
Good ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods. Master Su, who has been busy for a lot of time, just has a plate of fragrant fire-roasted donkey meat.
The two of them feasted in the yard. After roasting and roasting, they finished eating the whole donkey.
…
"Hiccup~" August touched his swollen belly, and the original vest line had long since disappeared.
"I'm so full. Aren't you full?"
Sumu: "Full, full, full!"
"Then why don't you burp? Is your trachea broken? Then let me fix it for you."
After saying that, August picked up the kitchen knife and walked towards Su Mu, his eyes stopping on Su Mu's neck.
"No, no, no, no! My trachea is not broken!" Sumu was so frightened that he almost peed.
Does not burping mean there is something wrong with the trachea?
Besides, you know how to repair the trachea while riding a horse?
Repair the trachea?
Sister, you bring real damage, please take it easy... just be an NPC, I beg you.
"Is your stomach broken? Let me fix it for you."
After saying that, August raised the knife and swung it towards Sumu's stomach!
