Qin Shiming looked at the name and smiled. Soon, the elevator arrived on the first floor. Qin Shiming took the elevator and went directly to the fifteenth floor. "Hello, I'm here for an interview."
Qin Shiming walked to the front desk and said to the young lady at the front desk, "Hello, please register here first."
The young lady at the front desk handed over a form. Qin Shiming quickly registered and then followed the path pointed by the other party to the interview room of the Human Resources Department. Outside the interview room, there were two people waiting in line. However, the waiting time was not very long.
In less than ten minutes, the interview with the first two people was over. After the young woman who was interviewing in front came out, a voice came from inside not long after, "Next person!"
Qin Shiming walked over and knocked on the door before pushing the door open. The person in charge of the interview was a middle-aged man in his forties with thin hair and a chubby body. Beside him, there was an assistant. Qin Shiming
He stepped forward, handed over his resume, and then sat on the chair across from him, waiting for the other party to look through his resume. In just three seconds, Li Bin, the director of the personnel department, put down his resume and looked at it with a dark expression.
Asking Qin Shiming, "Is this your resume?"
"right!"
Qin Shiming nodded. "Is this your resume?"
"If it's not a resume, what is it?"
"Have you ever seen a resume as simple as yours? Apart from your name and phone number, there is no other introduction? Not even ethnicity, gender, etc. are required?"
"Racism and gender, aren't they clear to you after you meet me?"
Qin Shiming responded unceremoniously. Resume? How could Qin Shiming do such a time-wasting thing? With this time, he might as well run one more Zhoutian Human Emperor Sutra, or tell Xiaocao one more story
Next to Li Bin, the female assistant named Yang Shuifang also turned her head to take a look. The next moment, her beautiful eyes gradually enlarged, and then she looked at Qin Shiming as if she were an alien. She has been with him for the past two years.
The minister had interviewed at least hundreds of people, but this was the first time he saw such a weird resume. Li Bin took a deep breath and had the urge to slam the table and chase them away. However, thinking that he had promised Zhang Mingjie to keep Qin Shiming, he finally decided
After holding back, he put his resume aside, looked at Qin Shiming again, and said, "Okay, let's start the interview now."
"Start the interview?"
Qin Shiming was quite surprised. Shouldn't the other party just drive him away? The resume was so simple, and he actually didn't want to waste each other's time. Since the other party still had to go through the motions, he didn't mind wasting a few more minutes. "Okay!
"
Qin Shiming nodded. "Then let me ask you the first question first. Do you have any work experience? If so, please describe it orally now."
"I have no work experience. I only served as a soldier in the army for three years."
"Soldier?"
Li Bin secretly sneered in his heart. Then he continued to ask: "Second question, before you came in just now, a girl went out. Did you notice what animal was embroidered on the collar of her coat?"
"..."
Qin Shiming opened his mouth, what kind of weird interview question is this? I heard in the past that the interviewer would ask all kinds of weird questions when others were interviewing, but he didn't expect that he would also encounter it. "You can't answer it, right? Since
So, I now declare that you are not suitable for the content department or the marketing department. However, considering that you have been a miscellaneous soldier, I can arrange you to work in the security department. Are you willing to work in the security department? "
Li Bin didn't wait for Qin Shiming's answer and said directly, "Security Department?"
Qin Shiming was stunned for a moment. He couldn't even answer, so he could join the security department? Just because he had been a soldier for three years? No!
His resume was blank. He said he was a soldier, but he didn't produce any proof. Obviously, this should be the greeting Zhang Mingjie had already said. "Minister..."
At this time, Yang Shuifang, who was sitting next to Li Bin, said: "His resume is blank. Although he said that he had been a soldier for three years, he did not provide any proof. Moreover, there is no shortage of people in the Security Department. You can directly transfer him like this."
He arranged to join the security department, isn’t this against the rules?”
"Yang Shuifang, I, Li Bin, don't need you to tell me what to do."
Li Bin's face sank and he said displeasedly, "You..."
Yang Shuifang pursed her lips and said no more. Qin Shiming, on the other hand, frowned slightly. Is the Minister of Human Resources so overbearing and unreasonable? Before today, he might have ignored it, got up and left. But now, this Galaxy Digital Entertainment
Co., Ltd., he holds 60% of the shares and is the big boss. How can there be such a senior leader? "The second question you just asked, if I can answer it, so what? You will also arrange
Should I join the security department?"
Qin Shiming asked calmly, "Can you answer it?"
Li Bin immediately laughed, "If you can answer it, I will arrange it for you among the six departments of the company, which one you want to join. However, if you can't answer it, or answer it wrong, then you can give it to me."
Go obediently to the security department."
"good!"
Qin Shiming nodded and said: "The little animal on the collar of the girl just now is a butterfly. To be precise, it is a shepherd's eye butterfly."
"Butterfly?"
Seeing that Qin Shiming actually answered, Li Bin was a little confused. Because he himself didn't know whether the girl in front of him had a butterfly on her collar. He just made up a random question to deliberately make things difficult for Qin Shiming. Unexpectedly, Qin Shiming not only answered
He even told me the species of butterfly. Not only him, Yang Shuifang was also surprised. "Send a message to the technical department and ask them to adjust the monitoring and take a look."
Li Bin said to Yang Shuifang. Yang Shuifang immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a message to her colleagues in the technical department. Soon, she received a surveillance video, opened it and looked at it, and Li Bin also leaned over to watch it. After watching it, the two of them immediately became excited.
Shocked. It is really a butterfly. As for whether it is a shepherd's eye butterfly, they don't know, because they don't understand butterflies at all. "It seems that you are quite lucky. You should have happened to see this on someone's clothes at that time."
Just a butterfly?"
Li Bin sneered. "I'm really lucky, because not only did I see a butterfly on her clothes, I also saw that she was wearing a patterned shirt dress. This dress is in a striped style, which has the effect of reducing age.
Paired with retro-style tassels, it also gives people a cute feeling. Also, under her feet is a pair of white square-toed high heels, which also gives people a retro and stylish feeling, which just matches her clothes."
Having said this, Qin Shiming showed a thoughtful expression, and then continued after three seconds: "In addition, if I remember correctly, her height is about 1.71 meters, and her bust, waist, and hip circumferences are roughly estimated to be in the range
Eighty-four centimeters, sixty-one centimeters and ninety centimeters.”
"..."
Li Bin and Yang Shuifang both had their eyes widened and were speechless for a long time. They looked at Qin Shiming as if they were looking at monsters. "Blow, right?"
After a long while, Li Bin murmured. "Minister, he is not bragging. This introduction and the reported figures are almost accurate."
Yang Shuifang handed over a resume and said, "The person just now wrote very detailed information on his resume. His height, measurements, and the figures he mentioned are within one centimeter."
Li Bin was completely speechless. Yang Shuifang looked at Qin Shiming again, and his eyes were full of shock and curiosity. What kind of meticulous observation and memory? Are his eyes like scanners? He can see everything he has seen.
Keep it in mind? Is this really just a miscellaneous soldier? "Minister Li, I must have said it correctly, right? In this case, can I enter another department?"
Qin Shiming looked at Li Bin with a half-smile. He wanted to see what other tricks Li Bin could play. Li Bin was silent for a moment, then snorted coldly, "Huh, you must be looking at people's beauty, so you keep doing it."
How can I feel at ease if I stare at other people's bodies and enter other departments with this kind of character? Therefore, you can only enter the security department!"
"Minister Li..."
"I told you, you can only enter the security department!"
Li Bin waved his hand and interrupted Qin Shiming, "Now, you can report to the Security Department."
On the side, Yang Shuifang looked at Li Bin with increasingly dissatisfied eyes. Although Qin Shiming's resume is ridiculously simple, you can either just let him go. After agreeing to the conditions proposed by the other party, but not fulfilling them, it will be embarrassing if this spreads out.
The face of the company. "Ha!"
Qin Shiming shook his head and smiled, and said: "If I guess correctly, it was Zhang Mingjie who said hello to you. If I want to enter Galaxy Digital Entertainment, I can only enter the security department, right?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!
In short, I only give you two choices now. First, report it to the Security Department immediately. Second, return to our company immediately."
Li Bin said impatiently, and after that, he was about to get up and leave. Qin Shiming said coldly: "You want me to get out of the company? I think you are the one who should get out, right?"