Chapter 719 Rat droppings can also be used as medicine
"Don't worry, I currently have two treatment options."
Qin Shiming almost wanted to do it, so he could unblock it himself? How to unblock it?
If the fallopian tubes are blocked, it doesn’t mean that the toilet at home is blocked. Just take a stick and poke it twice. Of course, he also has a stick, but...
"First, drug treatment."
When it comes to treating diseases, you need to be more serious. Qin Shiming stopped his unrealistic thoughts and said seriously: "Take Chinese medicine orally, and the prescription will be prescribed for you immediately. But there is one thing to note. The treatment cycle of Chinese medicine is relatively long, so you probably have to take it continuously.
More than three months of medicine.”
"In addition, the ingredients of traditional Chinese medicine are unique, you may be disgusted, and it is very bitter..."
"Then just use the second method for treatment."
When Zhao Yuer heard that she would have to take traditional Chinese medicine for more than three months, she couldn't bear it. The traditional Chinese medicine was very bitter, so Zhao Yuer chose the second treatment plan without hesitation.
"The second treatment plan is relatively simple and crude. It only requires continuous treatment for a week, but again, the price you need to pay will be very high."
Qin Shiming took a deep look at Zhao Yu'er.
In fact, the second method does not belong to the category of traditional Chinese medicine, but to Western medicine and surgery.
"The price? What price?"
Zhao Yuer frowned.
Is there any price for medical treatment?
Want money?
I am really not short of money. I am the daughter of Zhao Donghai, the richest man in Xichuan. Who is Zhao Donghai? Many local elderly people in Xichuan affectionately call Zhao Donghai - Coal Boss.
The coal boss is short of money? Nonsense.
"Your reputation as an old maid was not saved just now. If you use the second method of Western medicine to treat it, your moral integrity as an old maid will not be saved. You have to think carefully."
Qin Shiming picked up the teacup and took a sip.
"Poof!"
Ye Ci was amused by Qin Shiming's words, and said angrily: "You are already an old maid, what kind of moral integrity do you need? If you can't keep it, you can't keep it. How can you do it?"
Zhao Yu'er just glared at Ye Ci bitterly. She had no time to compete with Ye Ci. She wanted to cure her illness first and let herself become a real woman before talking about anything else. This account can be settled at any time!
"What do you mean? Tell me clearly."
Zhao Yuer put away her charm and looked serious, "What price do I need to pay?"
"I just told you that your fallopian tubes are blocked, making you infertile. Even if you get pregnant, it will be an ectopic pregnancy, which will kill you. In other words, the first priority is to clear it."
Qin Shiming explained patiently: "Traditional Chinese medicine can only use drugs to clear the water, while Western medicine uses a small surgery called water drainage. You can think of water drainage as a clogged sewer at home, and then uses a high-pressure water gun to clear it."
The purpose of dredging is achieved by driving out the blocked debris in the pipeline."
The word "sewer" obviously stung Zhao Yu'er.
I am still an old maid, why is it in the sewer?
But don’t mention it, the metaphor is quite vivid and easy to understand. Even a novice with no medical knowledge can figure out the principle.
"The use of water-passage for treatment will inevitably damage the virginity protective film that you have preserved for more than 30 years. Therefore, the price is that you can no longer be an old maid."
Qin Shiming's next words made Zhao Yuer's face darker.
A virgin protective film is just a virgin protective film, why should we emphasize it for more than thirty years?
"By the way, although the hydrotubation operation is only a minor surgery, it still carries risks and is more painful than drinking traditional Chinese medicine, because there is no way to use anesthesia for this minor surgery."
Qin Shiming didn't care whether Zhao Yuer was happy or not, he always spoke from the perspective of a doctor and informed the patients of all the pros and cons. They had the right to choose.
"Risk? Hurt?"
Zhao Yuer frowned even more tightly.
"certainly."
Qin Shiming lit a cigarette, asked the waiter to get a longer straw, folded it in half, and said: "Look, this is like the fallopian tube. Now it is folded and cannot be unblocked, but because it is just folded, the water can still flow through it."
The only thing that passes through is that the flow rate will be slower. If it is expanded bit by bit and dredged bit by bit, it will not be a big problem."
"But, if it is directly blocked, and the blockage is relatively severe, the pressure of the water here will be injected crazily, the pressure will increase, the water pipe will expand, or even burst."
"Can you imagine that kind of pain? Can you bear it?"
"Once the blockage becomes serious, can you accept the consequences?"
From Qin Shiming's point of view, he does not recommend directly accepting the drainage technique. The principle sounds simple, but the human body is not a real sewer pipe. If the sewer pipe is broken or broken, we can just replace it with a pipe.
Can the fallopian tube be replaced at will?
What a bullshit.
"..."
Sure enough, Zhao Yu'er was frightened for a while, frowned tightly, and after careful consideration, she still chose to give in, "Then, let's use the treatment method of traditional Chinese medicine and take the medicine for a few more months."
"OK."
Qin Shiming asked the waiter to get pen and paper and write the prescription directly on the spot.
Unlike some old Chinese doctors in the hospital, Qin Shiming's prescriptions are basically familiar to anyone who has read. Although they are not in block letters, they are extremely neat.
"What? Leeches? Pangolins? And earthworms?"
"vomit!"
When Zhao Yuer saw the prescription, her expression changed drastically and she started retching on the spot.
However, after trying to calm down and patting his chest hard, his face looked much better, but his brows still didn't show any signs of relaxing.
Does this medicine smell a little too strong?
"Can't you stand this?"
Qin Shiming shook his head slightly and continued to write the prescription with his head down.
"Pangolins, as the name suggests, dig holes, and so do earthworms and leeches. They are very good at drilling holes, especially leeches and earthworms. There is a layer of greasy substance attached to the surface, which is disgusting, but has a lubricating effect."
"The pangolin is slightly different. Its surroundings are well-developed, its muscles are strong, and its shell is hard, so it has a natural advantage in digging holes."
Although Zhao Yu'er felt disgusted, she still nodded.
"Mouse can also dig holes. As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice's sons can dig holes."
Ye Ci, who was watching the excitement at the side, did not think it was a big deal, and said bewilderedly: "Dr. Qin, why don't you prescribe some mice as an introduction to the medicine, then drilling holes will be very effective..."
"Can you please stop talking nonsense?"
Zhao Yuer's face turned green, "Dr. Qin knows exactly what medicine to prescribe, so you don't need to beeping around!"
"Hey, don't tell me, rats can really be used as medicine."
Unexpectedly, Qin Shiming nodded in agreement and gave Ye Ci a thumbs up.
"Dr. Qin, you won't deliberately mess with me, right? Can mice be used as medicine?"
Zhao Yuer's face turned even uglier.
"Rat cannot be used as medicine..."
"call."
Hearing the sound, Zhao Yuer breathed a long sigh of relief.
"But rat droppings can be used as medicine."
Zhao Yuer kept saying "mmp" in her heart, not knowing whether to say it or not. This is more disgusting than eating mice. Is this traditional Chinese medicine? Why does it look like a magic stick?
"Okay, okay, rat shit is good."
Ye Ci clapped his hands and cheered.
Zhao Yuer's silver teeth clenched loudly, as if she had exhausted all her energy as an old maid...