"Hold your hands over your head, turn your palms upwards, and when you bow down, your chest and abdomen should be placed on the ground, yes, yes, be pious."
Qin Shiming said while helping correct the movements of the mother.
"Don't have a psychological burden. You have to understand that you are worshiping Wenquxing, not your child, do you understand?"
"No, my stomach hurts a little..."
The maternal mother Sun Wenwen dared not stick it, for fear of crushing the child in her belly.
"Don't worry, Wenquxing is reincarnated once in hundreds of years, and it's not so easy to get into trouble. What is Wenquxing? It's a god. Will the god die? No, but he will keep tossing you because of your undevotion."
Qin Shiming asked Sun Wenwen to hold back.
“…”
When Sun Wenwen heard this, he said, yes, Wenquxing is a god in the sky, will the god die? What a joke!
In this way, Sun Wenwen stood up again and again, doing difficult movements again and again, walking to the door step by step, and then turning back step by step. After nearly half an hour of hard work, Sun Wenwen's forehead was sweating more and more, and his physical strength gradually became less.
, and the pain in the abdomen seemed to be more serious, and there was a sensation of pain in the abdomen.
"No, the mother is getting red, she sees red."
Suddenly, the nurse beside her shouted.
"Nothing fussy, isn't it just a red spot? It's okay, how can you not bleed when you have a baby?"
Qin Shiming disagreed and said to Sun Wenwen: "Did you see it? I saw it red, and the cervix is also opening little by little, proving that you are right to worship Wenquxing. Isn't this effective?"
“…”
The midwife nurse was speechless. If it weren't for the so-called "experts" brought by the dean, I could not help but call the police to arrest people. What era is it, and I still believe in the strange power and chaos?
The mother is also there. She is about to give birth and is still lying on the ground to worship. Why don’t she burn incense?
It’s so simple to have a baby, what’s the use of asking them to be a doctor?
"Xiao Qin, this, this..." Chen Hongru was also confused.
He is a firm materialist. Even if he goes to the graves of his deceased relatives, it is still a sentiment of longing. But it has nothing to do with worshiping gods, and he doesn't believe in Wenquxing coming to earth.
Can gods mess with people?
"I know it in my heart."
Qin Shiming replied directly with a word, but didn't even look at Chen Hongru. He just watched the mother's actions seriously and corrected the mother's irregular movements.
Chen Hongru had no choice.
He invited Qin Shiming over because he hoped that he would serve as the last line of defense to stop bleeding for the mother who had a caesarean section. This was a good thing. He mentioned the condition and then began to bewitch the mother in a sensible way.
The most annoying thing is that the mother actually believed in Wenquxing's style of descending to earth.
What do you think so much about God? You go to the temple to give birth to a baby.
If worshiping God is useful, the hospital will not need to be opened. Now that it is like this, how will it end?
"My master is not a traitor, right?"
Han Xiangzi had a bold idea, and suddenly regretted taking Qin Shiming as his teacher a little.
She came to study medicine, not to learn to dance.
"How could I know?"
Chen Hongru smiled bitterly, but it was hard to stop the mother's piety worship. The key is that Chen Hongru has no better way now, and panda blood is not that easy to find.
The risk factor of direct caesarean section is too high, and he cannot bear this responsibility, let alone control the risks.
"No, no, my stomach hurts so badly. I can't get down, I can't get down..."
However, when the third round of worship was coming, the woman was getting more and more blood. She knelt on the ground with her big belly, but she couldn't put her hands up several times.
"You have to work hard. If you don't, how can your Wenquxing's son come out?"
Qin Shiming said in a bewitching voice: "Believe me, the more you lie down, the more you can't help it. The more you have to hold it up, the stronger you have to think about it, how amazing it would be if you gave birth to a Wenquxing.
”
"Come on, lie down, spread your legs a little..."
Seeing the woman's bulging abdomen moving downward, and the blood flowing from her body was increasing, Qin Shiming said, "Come on, you hand over your hands to me. It's so painful that I can't bear it. I can still support her.
You will not let you overwhelm the Wenquxing in your belly.”
"Thanks."
The mother believed Qin Shiming's words and indeed handed Qin Shiming both hands and pressed her body down again.
"You're welcome, come on, spread your legs a little further, yes, that's it..."
Suddenly, Qin Shiming's hands instantly removed his strength.
"ah……"
The mother screamed, unable to hold on with her hands, and her upper body suddenly fell down.
"puff!"
It was like a loud fart.
A blood-covered placenta rushed out with the baby.
Haven't you seen having a baby?
Just describe it like this - slandering people.
Don't think that the word "squirt" is inappropriate. In fact, natural childbirth is basically "squirt". Amniotic fluid, placenta, and babies are like a wrapped sphere. Once the pressure reaches, people will spray it out.
.
This is just a slander.
“Wow…wow…wow…”
The baby's cry sounded crisp and loud, and the delivery room seemed to be in an instant. No one except Qin Shiming dared to believe this scene. Is there anyone who is lying down to give birth?
"Born, born!"
"Oh my god, is that amazing?"
"Why are you all standing there?"
Qin Shiming picked up the mother and said, "Hurry up, cut the umbilical cord, wipe the child, and then take care of the mother. Fuck, I have never seen a child give birth, right?"
Seeing that no one came forward to help for a long time, everyone was stunned. Qin Shiming was so angry that he cursed.
No knowledge!
"Help, help!"
On the contrary, Chen Hongru, who was in his seventies, took the lead in reacting, stepped forward and picked up the child, asked Han Xiangzi to help cut off the umbilical cord, and several midwife nurses also came forward to help.
Qin Shiming is a man, so it is definitely not convenient for the mother to clean up the filth in the lower body.
Hearing the cry of the child, Sun Wenwen cried with joy, turned to Qin Shiming and said, "Thank you."
"Don't thank you, you are very awesome, have a good rest, just leave the next one to the doctor."
After Qin Shiming wiped the sweat from his forehead, he looked at the mother and the newborn again. After confirming that there was nothing serious, he left the delivery room. Outside the delivery room, the family members were so anxious that they were almost stamping their feet.
"Mother and son are safe, you can rest assured, don't worry, take the child out and get a vaccine first. The mother is too tired, and the mother is very brave and strong, so let her have a good rest."
After Chen Hongru explained a few words, he closely followed Qin Shiming's pace.
"Xiao Qin, you are so awesome!"
"Yes, master, it's so amazing. Is her son really the Wenqu Star coming to earth?" Han Xiangzi even more admired and danced with excitement.
"Awesome?"
Qin Shiming turned his head and was stunned for Han Xiangzi, "Didn't you just say I was so evil? Is it amazing again now?"
"Master, I don't understand. I'm talking nonsense, don't be angry."
Han Xiangzi stuck out his tongue and his face turned slightly red.
"Wash your face first, I'm exhausted."
Qin Shiming waved his hand, washed his face, took off his disposable sterile clothes, and went to Chen Hongru's office first to meet Kong Tingqiu.
"Master's wife, my master is so amazing. As soon as he took action, the mother lay on the ground and gave birth to the child..."