"Don't worry, I have two treatment options at the moment."
Qin Shiming almost thought about getting rid of it, so he could clear it himself? How to clear it?
The fallopian tube is blocked, but it’s not that the toilet at home is blocked. Just take a stick and poke it twice. Of course, he also has a stick, but...
"First, drug treatment."
To treat the disease, you have to be more serious. Qin Shiming stopped his unrealistic ideas and said seriously: "If you take Chinese medicine orally, you can prescribe it immediately, but one thing needs to be paid attention to. The treatment cycle of Chinese medicine is relatively long, so you must take it continuously.
More than three months of medicine.”
"In addition, the Chinese medicine ingredients are unique, you may be disgusted and it is very bitter..."
"Then let's just use the second method to treat it."
When Zhao Yuer heard that she had to take Chinese medicine for more than three months, she couldn't stand it anymore. The Chinese medicine was very bitter, so Zhao Yuer chose the second treatment plan without hesitation.
"The second treatment plan is simple and crude. It can be treated for a week, but again, the price you have to pay will be very high."
Qin Shiming glanced at Zhao Yuer deeply.
In fact, the second method does not belong to the category of traditional Chinese medicine, but to Western medicine, and to the surgery department.
"The price? What's the price?"
Zhao Yuer frowned.
Is there a price for treating the disease?
Want money?
I am really not short of money. The daughter of Zhao Donghai, the richest man in Xichuan, is Zhao Donghai? Many local elderly people in Xichuan affectionately called Zhao Donghai - coal boss.
Coal boss is short of money? Nonsense.
"Just just now, your reputation as an old virgin was not preserved. If you use the second Western medicine method to treat it, your old virgin's moral integrity will not be preserved. You have to think clearly."
Qin Shiming picked up the teacup and took a sip.
"Puchi!"
Ye Ci was amused by Qin Shiming's words and said sarcastically: "It's old virgin, what else do you need to be honest? If you can't protect it, you can't protect it. What can you do?"
Zhao Yuer just glared at Ye Ci with hatred, and had no time to compete with Ye Ci. She cured her illness first, turned herself into a real woman and then talked about something else. This account can be calculated at any time!
"What do you mean? Tell me clearly."
Zhao Yuer put away the fox charm and looked serious, "What price do I need to pay?"
"I just told you that your fallopian tube is blocked and it is infertile. Even if you are pregnant, it will be ectopic and will cause death. In other words, the most urgent thing is to clear it up."
Qin Shiming explained patiently: "Traditional Chinese medicine can only use medicine to clear the flow, while Western medicine adopts a small operation called water circulation. Water circulation, you can understand it as the sewer in your home is blocked, and then the high-pressure water gun method is used to
The silt and debris in the pipeline are thrown out to achieve the purpose of dredging."
The three words "sewer" obviously hurt Zhao Yuer.
I am still an old virgin, why did I get the sewer?
But let alone, the metaphor is quite vivid and easy to understand. Even a novice who has no medical knowledge can understand the principle.
"When using water circulation techniques for treatment, it will inevitably hurt you've been preserved for more than 30 years of virginity, so the price is that you can't be an old virgin anymore."
Qin Shiming's next words made Zhao Yuer's face darker.
Virgin protective film is just a virgin protective film, why should we emphasize it for more than 30 years?
"By the way, although the water circulation surgery is just a minor surgery, it also has risks and is more painful than drinking Chinese medicine, because there is no way to use anesthetics for this minor surgery."
Qin Shiming, regardless of whether Zhao Yuer was happy or not, was talking about things from the perspective of a doctor, informing patients about their pros and cons, and they had the right to choose.
"Risk? It hurts?"
Zhao Yuer's brows frowned even tighter.
"certainly."
Qin Shiming lit a cigarette, asked the waiter to take a longer straw, fold it in half, and said, "Look, this is like a fallopian tube. Now it is folded and cannot be smooth, but because it is just folded, the water can still
What passes through is just the flow rate will be slower, and it will be stretched little by little, and it will be no big problem."
"But if it is blocked directly and is blocked more deadly, the pressure of the water here is injected wildly, the pressure increases, the water pipes are stretched, and even bursts."
"You can imagine that kind of pain, can you withstand it?"
"If the blockage is serious, can you accept the consequences?"
From Qin Shiming's perspective, he does not recommend directly accepting water circulation. The principle sounds simple, but the human body is not really a sewer pipe. If the sewer pipe is broken or broken, we can just change a pipe. In the human body
Can you change the fallopian tubes at will?
What a joke.
“…”
Sure enough, Zhao Yuer was frowning tightly after a while, thinking about it over and over again, but she chose to admit defeat, "Then, then you should use traditional Chinese medicine treatment method and take medicine for a few more months."
"OK."
Qin Shiming asked the waiter to get paper and pen and prescribe the prescription directly on the spot.
Unlike some old Chinese doctors in the hospital, Qin Shiming's prescriptions are basically known to anyone who has read books. Although they are not formal, they are extremely neat.
"What? Leeches? Pangolins? And earthworms?"
"vomit!"
When Zhao Yuer saw the prescription, her face changed drastically and she started to retching on the spot.
However, after trying hard to calm down and patting the chest hard, his face looked much better, but his eyebrows still had no intention of stretching.
Is this medicine a little too big?
“I can’t stand this?”
Qin Shiming shook his head slightly and continued to lower his head to write the prescription.
"Pangolins, as the name suggests, are hole-punching, and so are earthworms and leeches. They are very good at drilling holes, especially leeches and earthworms. There is a layer of smooth substance attached to the surface, which is disgusting, but has a moistening effect."
"The pangolin is slightly different. It has a well-developed surroundings, strong muscles, and a hard shell, and has the natural advantage of hole-making."
Although Zhao Yuer felt disgusted, she nodded.
"Rats can also make holes. As the saying goes, a dragon gives birth to a dragon and a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse son can make holes."
Ye Ci, who was watching the fun, was not worried about the big deal, and bewitched by the side: "Doctor Qin, don't you prescribe some mice as medicine guides, the hole-punching effect is great..."
"Don't you talk nonsense, can you?"
Zhao Yuer's face turned green, "Doctor Qin knows what medicine should be prescribed, so you don't need to be lying around!"
"Hey, don't say it, mice can really be used as medicine."
Who knew that Qin Shiming nodded in agreement and gave Ye Ci a thumbs up.
"Doctor Qin, you won't mess with me on purpose, can mice be used as medicine?"
Zhao Yuer's face became even more ugly.
"Rats cannot be used as medicine..."
"call."
Hearing the sound, Zhao Yuer breathed a sigh of relief.
"But, rat shit can be used as medicine."
Zhao Yuer held a "mmp" in her heart and didn't know whether to say it or not. This is even more disgusting than eating rats. Is this Chinese medicine? Why do you look like a charlatan?
"Okay, okay, rat shit is good."
Ye Ci clapped her hands and praised her.
Zhao Yu'er's silver teeth chewed and giggled, as if she had used up her old virgin's energy...