"In my opinion, Sister Xiaofang's serious snoring is caused by holding in farts." Niu Xiaotian calmly lit up an after-dinner cigarette and said something shocking.
Anyue couldn't help but kicked Niu Xiaotian on the table, talking nonsense and weird nonsense. It was so disgusting that she didn't even watch her eating!
"Well, I don't know about this. How did you figure it out?" Gong Juan asked in surprise.
"Hey, it's very simple. During the treatment process, Sister Xiaofang's body was too quiet." Niu Xiaotian said with a smile.
"Brother Xiaoda, is this the cause of snoring?"
Fan Zhihui asked, Niu Xiaotian's statement completely reversed the medical common sense he knew.
"Of course not. There are many reasons for snoring, but this is why Sister Xiaofang snores."
Niu Xiaotian put forward his arguments and discussed in detail. Holding in farts can lead to gastrointestinal dysfunction, which can lead to respiratory system disorders. These can be seen from Gong Fang's face.
The digestive system belongs to earth, and the respiratory system belongs to metal. Among the five elements, earth originates from metal.
Therefore, if there is a problem with the digestive system and the respiratory system lacks nourishment, it will inevitably become weak, resulting in difficulty breathing, which in turn may lead to thunderous snoring.
The three people at the table were stunned for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, they felt that Niu Xiaotian was right.
Hey, Fan Zhihui thought it was funny and couldn't help but laugh out loud. His wife immediately kicked him under the table in dissatisfaction and quickly shut his mouth.
The discussion about farts caused discomfort and ended lunch early.
After leaving Fuwang Restaurant and passing by a building materials store, Niu Xiaotian asked Anyue to stop the car and ran in quickly.
Soon, he came out carrying a black plastic bag.
Anyue asked what she bought, but Niu Xiaotian was mysterious and didn't say anything.
On the way back, Niu Xiaotian received the 20,000 yuan transferred from Fan Zhihui on WeChat. He immediately took a look at Anyue, and then transferred 6,000 yuan according to the agreed ratio.
Anyue laughed, very satisfied with this, and finally her work was not in vain.
"I wish you could tell me with full justice that I have a clear mind and refuse bribes!" Niu Xiaotian reminded.
"Haha, you and I are fighting side by side, sharing risks and benefits." No matter what, An Yue makes sense, "Xiaotian, this kind of translucent talisman seems to be very powerful!"
Anyue was chatting while driving. What she saw and heard today also reminded her that she should not let strangers touch her body easily, as it might lead to hidden dangers.
"Actually, I can also prick Xiuxiu and Yingzi with acupuncture, which is the body-penetrating talisman. If it is not removed, it will always be on the body." Niu Xiaotian said.
"Then your level must not be as good as that person."
An Yue saw the problem very accurately. It was also a translucent talisman. After pricking it with a needle for half a day and tapping it three times with his hands, the upper and lower parts appeared immediately.
"You're right!" Niu Xiaotian did not deny it. "This woman is very evil. I guess if she blocks her way to make money, she will cause trouble for me sooner or later."
"You are just a fool, doing things regardless of the consequences." Anyue complained, but she was also worried about Niu Xiaotian in her heart.
"We are upright and have no fear of ghosts and gods. We will fight whoever comes our way!" Niu Xiaotian patted his chest, full of pride.
"Be more careful. I always feel like something is wrong. There are so many different things popping up all of a sudden."
An Yue reminded her kindly and frowned.
First there were ghosts and monsters, and now there are even weirdos, which makes people feel uneasy.
The car drove into the village headquarters. Anyue had to go to work in the afternoon. It must be said that she is a diligent village director.
Well, more diligent.
Niu Xiaotian took a stroll and returned home, carrying a black plastic bag. He was lying on the kang and was just about to catch up on his sleep when a beeping sound came from WeChat.
The person who sent the message was Gong Fang.
"Master Niu, you are very evil. You can even tell that I am holding in my fart."
"Please accept it!" Niu Xiaotian brought back a piece of pride.
"We can't say it publicly, because I'm guarding my brother-in-law!" Gong Fang complained.
If she still knew that her brother-in-law was laughing at her, Gong Fang would be even more depressed at the moment.
"Who would laugh at a patient? It's too late for everyone to feel sorry for you." Niu Xiaotian did not tell the truth.
"That's true, how pitiful I am! But now, I can't fart even if I want to, what should I do?"
"Eat leeks, eat onions!"
"Ugh~ It's so disgusting!"
They were both young people, so they started chatting on WeChat, and they were very happy for a while.
Gong Fang works as a primary school Chinese teacher in the town. According to her, the reason why she holds in her farts is because she is teaching children and does not want to make strange noises and attract ridicule.
And this problem will continue to be faced in the future, and I don’t know how to solve it unless I change my job.
Therefore, Master Niu provides online guidance with three methods.
Method 1: Pretend to squat down to pick something up, or tie your shoelaces, and then relax your back, which will weaken the vibration of the airflow and make you fart silently.
Method 2: Knock on the blackboard hard to remind students to pay attention, and use a louder voice to cover up the fart sound.
Method 3: Pretend to answer the phone, walk out of the classroom, and fart in the corridor.
Absolutely amazing!
Gong Fang sent a string of laughing-to-tears emojis, and finally followed it with a thumbs up.
To express her gratitude, Gong Fang sent a red envelope of 200 yuan. After Niu Xiaotian accepted it, he sent it back to her again.
"Xiao Tian, what do you mean?" Gong Fang sent a big question mark.
"I also want to ask you something."
"Say, I will try my best."
"Remember carefully, what does the woman who tricked you look like?" Niu Xiaotian asked.
"Hold on!"
Ten minutes later, Gong Fang sent a photo she found online, "It looks like this, the woman's eyes are slightly smaller and her chin is more pointed."
"Thank you!"
"Why are you asking this?" Gong Fang asked.
"I have offended her deeply by helping you this time. She will definitely take revenge on me. There is a saying that blocking someone's way of making money is like killing their parents." Niu Xiaotian replied.
"Blame me!"
"Haha, it has nothing to do with you, this kind of person deserves to die!" Niu Xiaotian made a bloody knife.
Gong Fang was so moved that in her eyes, Niu Xiaotian was simply the embodiment of justice, with a very tall image.
Gong Fang also said that she would find someone to retouch the picture and send a closer image to her brother-in-law Fan Zhihui.
Once something is discovered, the person must be disabled to prevent his revenge from succeeding.
Lying on the kang, Niu Xiaotian looked carefully at the photos sent by Gong Fang.
A very ordinary rural woman, chubby, and inconspicuous among the crowd.
This kind of person can actually deceive Gong Fang. It cannot be said that Gong Fang is stupid, but that she is very smart.
After repeatedly remembering this image in his mind, Niu Xiaotian lost his sleepiness. He got up and went to the martial arts training ground in Houyuanzi, where he began to practice roaring and hahaha.
At midnight.
Niu Xiaotian got dressed, got off the kang, and left home quietly. This time he didn't take the black bag with him, but he carried the black plastic bag.
All the way to the old house, under the dim moonlight, Niu Xiaotian found a ladder, climbed to the roof, took out some fine powder from a plastic bag, and sprinkled it evenly.
In the next few nights, Niu Xiaotian kept repeating this incident, and no one noticed this night wandering god.
On this day, a semi-supernatural event spread like wildfire in Xingwang Village. It was immediately spread and aroused everyone's strong curiosity.
The old house of Niu Xiaoda's family sparkles at night!