I still want to settle a score with your sister, who looks like a bear with rotten vegetable leaves, and has the nerve to frame me as a hooligan. Who gave her the courage?
Did Liang Jingru give her a cloud made of rain and let her float?
In the past, Niu Xiaotian would definitely choose to lose money and avoid disaster, but it is different now. Although he has only inherited the remaining real martial arts power from his master, he can still deal with a village bully with ease.
Strike first to gain the upper hand!
Niu Xiaotian grabbed a pair of shoe repair awls, and with great accuracy, he stabbed the Yunmen point on Zhang Yongbiao's shoulder.
With a muffled groan, Zhang Yongbiao felt that half of his body was numb, and his hand that clenched his fist automatically loosened, and he stared in shock and said: "You, your kid has eaten the courage of a leopard, how dare you do it?"
"Get out of Xingwang Village!"
Niu Xiaotian sneered, and then kicked Zhang Yongbiao in the crotch.
Right on target, full score!
Zhang Yongbiao let out a scream and squatted down holding his crotch. It hurt so much that there were big beads of sweat on his forehead. His whole body was twitching and he was speechless.
Don't worry about him being kicked out!
This guy is a softie to begin with. Hey, it's also the luck of the women in Xingwang Village that they haven't been tainted by him.
After wiping the blood from the awl on Zhang Yongbiao's face, Niu Xiaotian grabbed the guy by the collar and dragged him to the street like a dead dog.
Wang Muchuan happened to be passing by driving an ox cart.
Seeing this scene, I was so shocked that my eyes almost popped out of my head. Is Niu Xiaotian crazy? He actually wanted to kill Tai Sui by disturbing his head?
The timid Wang Muchuan, fearing that he would be implicated, quickly jumped out of the car, led the cow and ran in the other direction.
After committing the crime, Zhang Yongbiao's family moved to the town. This time he came on a motorcycle with a very clear goal, which was to extort money from Niu Xiaotian.
Niu Xiaotian snorted disdainfully, kicked down the motorcycle on the roadside, and hit Zhang Yongbiao in the waist.
Facing the cool evening breeze and the intoxicating sunset, Niu Xiaotian walked slowly towards the west end of the village without even looking back, humming a tune all the way.
At the foot of the mountain, by the river.
A newly built large brick house with three rooms is Ma Gangzhu's home.
At this moment, wisps of smoke were rising from the chimney on the roof, being shaped into various shapes by the evening breeze.
When Niu Xiaotian pushed open the big iron door, he heard a fierce barking of a dog. Dahuang was pulling hard on the iron chain, standing with his front paws raised and baring his teeth in protest at the visitor.
"Rhubarb, you have so much poop in your eyes, are you angry because you don't have a wife?" Niu Xiaotian teased with a smile, you can't bite anyway, you are exhausted.
But Dahuang seemed to understand, and suddenly lay down, covering his face with his paws, peeking with only two eyes exposed, and whimpering from his mouth.
"Hey, I didn't expect that you, a beast, also have a colorful intestine." Niu Xiaotian thought it was funny.
The door opened, and a woman in her mid-twenties came out, with a festive baby face and a bulging body under her flowered gown. She was wearing long-outdated pedal trousers and large men's slippers.
It is Ma Gangzhu's daughter-in-law Yu Guixiang. As her name suggests, she has the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus all year round.
Yu Guixiang is a deep victim of online chicken soup articles.
Experts say that bathing can destroy the beneficial bacteria in the body and lead to various diseases. There are many benefits of not bathing. The oil secreted can protect the skin.
Yu Guixiang was so convinced of this that she stopped taking baths from then on, and even washed her face only once every seven days.
What's hateful is that Ma Gangzhu actually announced that he likes this smell!
"Xiaotian is here, come in quickly!" Yu Guixiang said with a smile.
"Sister-in-law, have you taken a shower?"
Niu Xiaotian sniffed and asked. From two meters away, you could smell this special mixed fragrance, which made people feel like they had entered an oil pressing mill.
"Do you have to take a bath?" Yu Guixiang couldn't help resisting.
"The fragrance of your washing is a sign of respect for the gods. Only then can the treatment be effective. Otherwise, I will leave and not care about what's going on in your stomach." Niu Xiaotian said seriously.
"Okay, I'll wash it right away, and you can chat with Gangzhu for a while." Yu Guixiang reluctantly agreed.
"Change your clothes and put on a pocket."
Niu Xiaotian made two gestures on his chest, which made Yu Guixiang blush and chase him.
In the east room, Ma Gangzhu hugged his knees and sat on the head of the kang. On the round kang table, there was a plate of fried peanuts, a pot of white meat stewed with sauerkraut, and a few pieces of black blood sausage floating on it.
"Brother Xiaotian, come here, eat whatever you want and make two more cups!"
Ma Gangzhu grabbed the warm white wine bottle and opened it with a smile on his face, but Niu Xiaotian waved his hand and refused to drink the cheap wine and did not want to touch the food. One of the things he disliked most in his life was blood sausage.
He reached out and grabbed a handful of peanuts, threw one in his mouth and chewed it. Niu Xiaotian asked, "Brother Gangzhu, you and Sister-in-law Guixiang have been married for two years, right?"
"Two years and three months." Ma Gangzhu remembered Men Qing.
"Judging from your appearance, the Sons and Suns Palace is plump and fleshy, and echoes from left to right. It should be the fate of the two sons."
"That's great!" Ma Gangzhu's eyes shone and he rubbed his hands excitedly, "Our family has only passed down the tree for three generations. When I came here, I was afraid that the incense would be cut off, but I didn't expect it to bloom."
"Nothing is absolute. One-third is destined by heaven, and seven-cent depends on oneself. The key lies in my sister-in-law. Even though the seeds are good, they have to grow in the ground." Niu Xiaotian said something true.
"Then please brother, you can do whatever you want." Ma Gangzhu hurriedly handed over another cigarette.
You could vaguely hear the sound of rushing water coming from the west room. It is estimated that Yu Guixiang's bath water could have been poured into the ground to be used as fertilizer.
The two of them were chatting and waiting in the east room. Ma Gangzhu couldn't help but be curious. While eating sauerkraut, he asked, "Xiaotian, what does the old immortal you met in Nanshan look like?"
"Do you still have to ask? It's just like the painting." Niu Xiaotian proudly pointed to the picture of the longevity star on the wall.
"I guess so."
Ma Gangzhu patted his thigh and grinned in joy, this is how a god should be.
In fact, the master Niu Xiaotian met was a dark, thin old man who lived in a cave, wore dirty Taoist robes, had a short gray beard, and did not look like a god at all.
Only those eyes are so deep that the bottom cannot be seen.
Niu Xiaotian got lost in the deep mountains and old forests. He lost his basket and his shoes. He accidentally broke into a cave and was accepted as his apprentice by this little old man who called himself Xuantong Zhenren.
It's not that Niu Xiaotian is gifted with extraordinary talents and talents are rare, but that Master Xuantong has exhausted his cultivation, his deadline has come, and he can't find a good disciple for the time being.
In this way, Niu Xiaotian was pressed on the forehead by the real person, and three books were forcibly instilled with magic power, namely "Feng Shui Xiang Jing", "The True Interpretation of Medical Immortals" and "Ling Wen Tao Fa".
He instilled the last bit of true martial power into Niu Xiaotian, and confessed his unfulfilled wish.
Master Xuantong passed away suddenly, with a peaceful expression when he left.
Niu Xiaotian unceremoniously took away the treasure left by his master and set a fire in the cave.
Ma Gangzhu's next question interrupted Niu Xiaotian's memories.
"Brother Xiaotian, have you noticed who the baby in Widow Yang's belly belongs to? There are really some people who are not afraid of death."
This is the topic that the villagers of Xingwang Village are most concerned about. Niu Xiaotian would not talk about it. Hehehe asked, "What do you think?"