Niu Xiaotian raised his little finger, his face full of contempt.
"I've been claiming that I only love one person in my life. It's great. Two fairies suddenly appeared. They are so beautiful."
Bai Han was stunned and scratched his head vigorously. He seemed to be unable to figure out the reason. He just argued vaguely: "Hey, just think about it, there is no fairy that I can touch."
"Brother Dubey!"
The facts are before us and there is no room for debate.
Bai Han quickly pulled Niu Xiaotian to a place far away from the two fairies, pointed downwards, and sighed: "You are playing turtle there, and you can't hold your head up. It's hard for me to tell Ruoxi about these depressions, so I can only
Talk to the fairy."
"What did the fairy see in you?" Niu Xiaotian looked up and down with a smile.
"First, we love you! Fairy Chang'e, who guards Guanghan Palace alone, admires men like me the most."
Niu Xiaotian raised his hand: "Let's talk about the second one."
"We are talented. It's so fun to recite poems against Luo Shen."
"What about Ling Ruoxi? Women are very thoughtful, and one look from you may betray you." Niu Xiaotian reminded.
ah!
Bai Han turned around anxiously and suddenly grabbed Niu Xiaotian's wrist: "Brother, I can't live without Ruoxi. Please help me, how to deal with women?"
"I'm not even married!" Niu Xiaotian protested.
"Pull him down, no one has as many women as you." Bo Han chuckled.
"What woman?"
Two loud shouts sounded behind the ears, and two pure colors of yellow and green suddenly arrived in front of him.
The two fairies looked at each other angrily, pointing their fingers at Bai Han and scolding: "You already have a wife, why are you still hooking up with my two sisters?"
no no!
Bai Han waved his hands repeatedly.
Xiao'e's beautiful eyes were full of contempt, and she spat: "Bah, I heard it all, what is it called Ling?"
"Ling Ruoxi!" Luoluo added.
"Yes, it's that woman."
"I don't know her, and I don't know what you are talking about." Bo Han opened his eyes and told lies.
"I dare to cheat, but I dare not tell the truth."
Xiao'e was so angry that she started to roll up her sleeves and approached step by step.
Luoluo also had a fierce look in his eyes, gritted his teeth, and pulled out a bright soft sword from his waist with a name on it.
Ruthless Sword!
"Luoluo, calm down, calm down!" Bo Han covered his head.
"Give us an explanation!" the two fairies said in unison.
"I'm fake, fake. Actually, my name is Zhou Yi!"
Bai Han was dishonest, and even when death was imminent, he did not forget to implicate his younger brother.
The two fairies were very angry. One on the left and one on the right, they grabbed Bai Han's arms and spun him quickly, turning him into a phantom top.
"Sisters, calm down. I have relationships with many female fairies. Give me some face and don't kill him." Niu Xiaotian quickly broke up the fight.
However, the two fairies still turned a blind eye, and then they gritted their teeth and exerted their strength. Bo Han screamed and was thrown into the air, becoming a small black dot.
Then, whereabouts!
Shouldn't this be smashed into meat paste?
Niu Xiaotian couldn't bear to watch and was about to look sideways when a sea suddenly appeared in his peripheral vision.
Bai Han fell into the sea like a bomb, splashing waves dozens of meters high.
The sea water splashed onto Niu Xiaotian's body, and it was bitingly cold. Niu Xiaotian shuddered, and in a daze, he returned to his bed.
A moment of daze!
The feeling of being showered with sea water was still there, and there was even the smell of green grass and salt water between the wings of my nose, but my clothes were dry and what I was holding in my hand was the cardioscope.
"Boss, what's wrong with you?"
Bai Fei immediately became angry, jumped into his arms, and asked with concern.
"I had a dream." Niu Xiaotian said quietly.
"Don't you, boss, never dream?" Bai Fei was puzzled.
"Yes, Qingyi doesn't dream either."
Bai Fei was confused. What the boss was talking about didn't match his words.
The phone rang suddenly!
It was so late. Who called? When I looked at the number, it turned out to be Bai Han.
"Brother, are you still asleep?" A very polite voice.
"I have to be woken up by you even if I fall asleep!"
Niu Xiaotian replied angrily. Thinking of Bai Han's flattery with the two fairies, he felt that this person was hypocritical.
well.
Bai Han sighed and complained: "I was the one who woke me up because of you!"
"What's the meaning?"
"I just had a dream about you."
I tried the writing pad in the mind mirror, and it was indeed effective. It could actually invade a person's dream.
In order to verify, Niu Xiaotian urged: "What kind of dream did you have? Tell me in detail."
"You stretched out your leg and tripped me. My leg bones still hurt and they are all blue."
What?!
Niu Xiaotian is eye-catching!
It does not seem difficult to invade a person's dream, spy on everyone's dream activities, and dig out the most secret thoughts.
For example, Bai Han is obsessed with Ling Ruoxi, but he also fantasizes about having a fairy.
"I knew you didn't believe it, so I sent you a photo to see."
Bo Han actually sent a photo of his calf. The bruise was where Niu Xiaotian tripped.
terrible……
Based on this reasoning, one can also kill people invisibly in dreams!
"Brother?" Unable to hear Niu Xiaotian's voice, Bo Han raised his voice and asked.
"Listen. It's a dream, you can't take it seriously."
"I feel panicked for no reason and feel uneasy."
"Let me interpret your dream." Niu Xiaotian chuckled.
"good!"
"In dreams, there must be things that will never happen in reality. For example, stealing sex, etc..."
"Impossible!" Bo Han immediately retorted, but he obviously lacked confidence.
"I won't say anything anymore." Niu Xiaotian pretended to be angry.
"Brother, tell me, I will listen to whatever you say." Bo Han chuckled.
"I feel guilty as a thief, and so do my dreams. My conscience is condemned and I can't sleep, so I want to find someone to talk to."
Bo Han was silent for a moment, and then sighed again.
"To be honest, brother, I did dream about being sorry for Ruoxi in my dream. Fortunately, brother tripped me and made me wake up, so I didn't continue to make mistakes."
Niu Xiaotian's cheeks were so puffed up that he almost laughed out loud.
People born in the year of duck have a tough mouth!
He was obviously thrown into the sea, fell from a high altitude, and suddenly woke up quickly due to the multiple sensations of panic and chills.
"It's not a big deal. It's all because you're under a lot of pressure and can't vent. This shows that you love your sister-in-law from the bottom of your heart and you take all your worries to yourself."
Brother!
Bai Han almost cried. Apart from Ling Ruoxi, there was only one person in the world who worried about him.
Niu Xiaotian!
Intimate people.
After comforting Bai Han for a while, he hung up the phone.
Niu Xiaotian looked through the records and found that ten minutes had passed since the last chat with Qingyi.
The duration of Bai Han's call was eight minutes and fifty seconds.
In other words, in reality, the time it takes to experience a dream is only seventy seconds, a little more than a minute.
Based on this calculation, it is not too much to be drunk in a sweet dream for a long time.
Niu Xiaotian stretched out and was about to go to bed when he found the writing board in the middle of the cardioscope in his hand, with a line of words on it.
On a full moon night, you will receive a dream invasion quota as a gift.
Speechless...
It's the one who says the opportunity has been exhausted, and it's the one who gives away the quota.
Why is Brother Oda so easy to manipulate?
Brother Oda is also a tough guy with backbone, okay?
"Kui Gang!"
Niu Xiaotian recited happily and appeared in the heart mirror again!