Chapter 23 A sneak attack in the middle of the night
Under the moonlight, the two walked and chatted back home.
"Xiaotian, how do you take a bath?" An Yue scratched her arm and asked.
"Of course I can wash it in the house with a big basin. Do you still want to wash it in the yard?" Niu Xiaotian smiled mischievously.
"Oh, it's so miserable. We don't even have a bathroom."
Anyue sighed, feeling as if she had made a mistake and was let go. It can be seen that those legends of beautiful countryside are all lies in fairy tales.
"How about you come with me to wash in the river tomorrow?" Niu Xiaotian suggested.
"Stop making trouble!" An Yue waved her hand impatiently, "As a landlord, shouldn't you provide hot water service?"
"The pot is filled with hot water, as much as you want!"
Niu Xiaotian pointed to the house, walked aside and sat in the yard, smoking a cigarette and looking up at the night sky.
The moonlight is bright, the stars are bright, and a few clouds are wandering.
The night wind blew lightly on his face, but it could not blow away the loneliness. Niu Xiaotian silently recalled the past, and could not find any other good things except the time with Lin Ying.
Alas! A long sigh.
Anyue washed the wash basin three times before pouring a basin of hot water into the house.
Hearing the sound of rushing water, Niu Xiaotian's mind became active. Do you want to be a gentleman?
We are just a village boy, with no family background and no education, so we must be nothing more than a gentleman!
Get up quietly and open the door quietly!
Niu Xiaotian tiptoed to the door of the east room. The sound of water became clearer. Niu Xiaotian gently put his eyes on the crack of the door.
I went and saw nothing!
Anyue has a strong sense of prevention and actually taped the door seam.
Too disappointed!
Niu Xiaotian scratched his head, still unwilling to give in, quietly exited and went to the window again.
It's no use either! There is no gap in the curtains. Widow Yang is going too far. Why buy such thick curtains? You can't even see a blurry shadow.
Give up!
Niu Xiaotian simply went back to the house, lying on the kang and surfing the Internet on his mobile phone. Living in a small village, he could only understand the colorful world outside through the Internet.
An hour later, Anyue finally finished washing and changed into a set of dark blue silk pajamas with a cute cartoon Mickey Mouse on them.
Standing at the door of the west room holding her waist, An Yue frowned and asked: "Xiao Tian, did you want to take a peek just now?"
"It's unfair, no!" Niu Xiaotian shook his head vigorously.
"Huh, I put a small piece of paper in the crack of the door. Only when I get close to it and blow through my nose will it sink in."
OMG!
There is even a defensive ultimate move, I really didn’t notice it just now.
"That's nonsense. I'm not that dirty. You are framing me." Although Niu Xiaotian felt guilty, he would never admit it. He pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "If you are worried, just move out. Remember to pay today's debt."
Done."
"Haha, just kidding you." An Yue laughed, shook her long hair, and went back to the house.
This is a woman with high IQ, domineering and scheming. Niu Xiaotian feels that he must be careful in his actions in the future and never let her get any leverage.
Next, there were faint voices in the east room. An Yue was talking on the phone with someone, which lasted for half an hour.
Niu Xiaotian crossed his legs and read an online novel about time travel. The more he read, the more sleepy he became, and he soon fell asleep.
Boom, boom, boom!
There was a knock on the door.
Niu Xiaotian rubbed his eyelids and opened the door, "Sister, what time is it, don't you even need to sleep?"
"Xiao Tian, there is a strange sound outside, like a child crying." An Yue's face changed, and her body was still shaking a little.
After hearing this, Niu Xiaotian smiled disapprovingly and said, "That's a lonely female cat. I asked the male cat to accompany her."
Animals are courting!
Anyue felt a little relieved and moved her mouth to say something, but no sound came out.
"Is there anything else?" Niu Xiaotian asked with a yawn.
Finally, Anyue plucked up the courage and said, "Come with me to the toilet outside!"
"You can use a urine bucket in the house!" Niu Xiaotian turned over and flatly refused. Women in the city have too many things to do.
"I'm not used to it, and the air quality is not good either."
"You treat me like a thief, I'm afraid of being blackmailed by you."
"Okay, don't be angry, please, just this once." An Yue said with a bit of coquettishness.
The moon has set, and it's pitch black outside, with only the starlight filling the sky.
Niu Xiaotian finally accompanied Anyue out of the house, went to the toilet on the west side, and stood five meters away. Anyue covered her nose, entered the wooden single toilet, and quickly closed the door.
vomit!
With a retching sound, Anyue rushed out again and said angrily: "Why does it smell so bad!"
"I just paid for it. Whose vegetable garden doesn't have fertilizer? Do you still have it?"
superior!
Anyue suppressed her nausea and went in again. As soon as she opened her legs, she heard Niu Xiaotian shouting: "Hey! Be careful, don't fall. I'm not responsible for fishing you up."
His body trembled, and he almost missed the point, breaking into a cold sweat.
Anyue was so angry that her teeth hurt. She scolded this little bastard many times in her heart, but she continued to endure the shame and ended it in a hurry.
After leaving the hut and passing by Niu Xiaotian, Anyue stared and raised her fist in protest.
Niu Xiaotian whistled and looked around as if he didn't see anything. Anyue made a few gestures and could only go back to sleep angrily.
With An Yue making such a fuss, Niu Xiaotian lost all sleep.
In the middle of the night, he took his slingshot and climbed out of the yard.
The whole village was asleep, and the only sound that could be heard was Niu Xiaotian's footsteps. He didn't know how to be afraid, and strolled all the way back to his dilapidated home.
He took the wooden ladder and found the small medicine bottle from the pigeon nest under the eaves.
It has been three days, and the medicinal solution soaked in the stamens of the moongrass has taken effect. This means that after some processing, you can go to Qingyun Town to make money!
Turning on the flashlight on his mobile phone, Niu Xiaotian observed carefully that the purified water was very clear, but the stamens had disappeared.
Suddenly, Niu Xiaotian heard the sound of a motorcycle, coming from far away!
The housebreakers are here again!
Mahle Gobi!
I will let you have a taste today, how great it will be to have your head broken and bleeding!
Niu Xiaotian immediately left the yard, hid behind a poplar tree on the roadside, took out his slingshot and placed the iron ball.
Half a minute later!
Two motorcycles came quickly and stopped in front of Niu Xiaotian's house. Three strong men with their faces covered got off. One of them quickly took two plastic buckets from the side of the motorcycle.
Here comes the shit-peeing thing again.
However, after getting closer, Niu Xiaotian discovered that the barrel was clean!
It's gasoline!
These three bastards actually want to burn down their own nest!
Too bad and unforgivable!
Niu Xiaotian pulled up his slingshot, aimed at the strong man carrying the gasoline barrel, and fired directly!
Whoosh!
ah!
With a scream, the strong man's face was hit by an iron ball. He immediately let go of the gasoline barrel and covered his face with his hands, blood dripping from between his fingers.
"who?"
Another strong man looked around in shock. Niu Xiaotian sneered, pulled up the slingshot again, and fired another iron ball.
It was a little off, it just rubbed across the strong man's face, leaving a trail of blood.