He suspected that something was wrong, but Li Laifu still spoke harshly and said with a smile: "I was suffering from a nightmare, a nightmare. I heard that putting a pair of scissors under the pillow worked, so I tried putting one and it was much better!"
"How can small scissors scare away evil spirits? Alas, you are quite pitiful. You didn't make much money, but you got involved with evil spirits." Niu Xiaotian shook his head and sighed.
Li Laifu smoked a cigarette and said nothing. How could he easily believe Niu Xiaotian!
This kid was full of bad ideas, and his cousin Zhang Yongbiao suffered a huge setback, and there has been no news from him to this day.
But cooperation to make money can still be considered.
Under the light, the big spirit in Niu Xiaotian's eyes also needs to be distinguished carefully to see it.
While Li Laifu lowered his head, Niu Xiaotian waved to Da Ling and pointed to his own forehead.
The Great Spirit understood and released a trace of Yin Qi. Niu Xiaotian accepted it, and communication was established quietly.
"Boss, what are your orders?" Da Ling bowed and asked respectfully.
"I'll turn off the lights later, and you'll scare this fat guy."
"Don't worry, I'll definitely scare him to death." Daling narrowed his eyes.
"No, half dead."
"As you command!"
Using the power of Zhenwu, Niu Xiaotian forced the Yin Qi out of his body and cut off contact with the Great Spirit.
"Director Niu, is there any chance of cooperation?" Li Laifu had almost finished smoking a cigarette and was a little impatient.
"We always keep what we say. The premise is that we have to get rid of the devil in you... Otherwise, just after signing the contract, you will die soon and your cooperation will be useless." Niu Xiaotian said.
"It's just a nightmare, no ghosts." Li Laifu chuckled.
"Tch, I still don't believe it!"
Niu Xiaotian was scornful and reminded seriously: "Pretending to be a ghost can attract ghosts, and pretending to be a god can annoy the gods. The person who gave you this idea is also evil and smoking."
"It's those two shrews pretending to be ghosts. It has nothing to do with me. I'm here to catch ghosts too!" Li Laifu emphasized again.
"Okay, okay!" Niu Xiaotian waved his hand, "Ignore the fake ghosts, I will force the ghost out of you first, so that you don't have to talk harshly."
As Niu Xiaotian spoke, he spread out his right palm and pretended to scribble on it with the middle finger of his left hand, mumbling something in his mouth.
With disdain on his lips, Li Laifu decided that Niu Xiaotian was the real faker and made up his mind, as long as he didn't get fooled.
Half a minute later, Niu Xiaotian stood up and came to the opposite side of Li Laifu. He pushed him three times in the distance and shouted: "Occupying other people's bodies is unethical. Come out now!"
Li Laifu's eyes widened and he looked around blankly. The room was so bright, how could there be any ghosts?
Liar, big liar!
Sudden!
Niu Xiaotian quickly leaned forward and turned off the light, and the room instantly fell into darkness.
There was a scream that shook the whole room. It was Li Laifu who screamed at the top of his lungs.
Li Laifu is not afraid of the dark, but at this moment, the cold air hits his face!
A blurry gray ghost figure, which looked like a woman, was less than five centimeters in front of Li Laifu.
The ghost also pointed at him and made dangerous moves to choke his neck. The tongue was thirty centimeters long.
"Leave quickly!" Niu Xiaotian shouted.
The ghost shook a few times, and seemed unwilling to give in. He stretched out his dry hands with long nails towards Li Laifu.
"If you don't go out, you will lose your soul!" Niu Xiaotian said sternly.
Whoosh!
The female ghost squeezed out through the crack in the door.
Snapped!
When the lights came on, Li Laifu was sitting on the sofa, his eyes wide open in fear, and he had shrunk into a hedgehog, shaking so much that it made people dizzy.
Fake ghosts are not scary.
It's a real ghost, but it can scare people to death.
The Great Spirit controlled it well, not too much and not too little, just enough to scare him half to death.
Niu Xiaotian returned to the boss's chair, lit a cigarette leisurely and waited.
Finally, Li Laifu reluctantly sat up, rubbed his face vigorously, and said with a trembling voice: "Fuck, it's true! It scared me, it scared me to death!"
"You peed!" Niu Xiaotian couldn't help but remind him.
Li Laifu quickly tightened his crotch, looking embarrassed, and asked: "Is that thing really gone?"
"For the time being, she will definitely come to you again."
"Master Niu, help me!" Li Laifu begged with clasped fists and almost knelt down.
"Laifu, with all due respect, if someone wants to get rid of you, they can't hide from you even on the first day of junior high school, but they can't hide from you on the fifteenth day." Niu Xiaotian said with a serious look.
"Who?"
"This is the person who encouraged you to pretend to be a ghost and disrupt the factory." Niu Xiaotian pointed out.
Xingwangshan Special Products Processing Factory is a 30 million investment project. Xingwang Village has won the honor of Entrepreneurship Demonstration Village, and Anyue has also won the title of Entrepreneurship Model.
All this shows that the leaders above highly approve of this project that benefits the people.
How dare Li Laifu risk the disapproval of the world and pretend to be a ghost to cause trouble? Someone must be instigating and supporting him.
"He, he, how could he do this?" Li Laifu was shaken.
"Between people, there are always distances and distances between people. Also, if you die, there will be no solid evidence and everything will be fine."
Li Laifu stood up tremblingly, and asked Niu Xiaotian for another cigarette. He smoked and smoked, feeling that the war between heaven and man was extremely fierce in his heart.
"Laifu, go back. Eat more good food. From your point of view, your son is still young. Tell him to learn to be self-reliant and not to rely too much on others to avoid suffering losses in the future." Niu Xiaotian warned him earnestly.
Hit the weak spot.
Li Laifu stamped out the cigarette butt with all his strength and cursed fiercely: "Old fellow, the worst is possible!"
The heat has arrived!
Niu Xiaotian took the opportunity to say: "If we can deal with this hidden danger, exorcising ghosts will be easy."
"This man is my uncle, Li Xinping. He was the one who ordered me to pretend to be a ghost and scare people. He also said that the simpler the method, the more effective it is." Li Laifu finally admitted.
"Nonsense, he is the mayor, how could he be so damaging?" Niu Xiaotian shook his head.
"Humph, I have recording evidence! In addition, nearly 90% of the company's income belongs to him, and there are transfer records. My brother, no, his son, bought a large house of more than 200 square meters in Fengjiang.
After spending more than three million, my daughter is planning to study abroad!" Li Laifu gritted his teeth.
"You said his son bought a house just because he bought it? No one believes it!" Niu Xiaotian said.
"It's just in his son's name, how can it be fake? My aunt is really bad. She tried to get Zhang Yongbiao to take over the purchasing company several times. Not to mention that guy's brain is stupid, and he even squatted on the fence." Li Laifu snorted.
vocal tract.
A crow stands on a pile of coal, only seeing others as black.
Li Laifu was also a pig-headed man. In his anger, he seemed to have forgotten that he should not have said these words to Niu Xiaotian.
Of course Niu Xiaotian recorded it, hehe, he also had to edit out the part about exorcising ghosts.
The important content was all there. Niu Xiaotian didn't want to talk to him anymore. He grabbed a piece of white paper and folded it in half and then in half again.
He tore off a small piece and scribbled on it with a pencil a few times. He stood up and handed it to Li Laifu, "I'll give you a ghost-repelling charm. Keep it with you so ghosts won't dare to come."
"Thank you, Master."
"In addition, go to bed early, don't drink, and try to sleep with your wife in your arms. Being more popular will also keep evil spirits away." Niu Xiaotian said.
"Why are you still hugging your wife?" Li Laifu asked reluctantly, and he was also dishonest.
"The harmony of yin and yang is the foundation of health. Why, my wife doesn't want to hug her?"
"No, no, I'm just afraid that she'll think it's strange and scratch our ears." Li Laifu smiled bitterly and nodded, "I'll listen to the master."
"Go back, wait until your company shares are pure, and then we can discuss cooperation!" Niu Xiaotian said.